Finally have enough inspiration to turn this four year old idea into a full blown fanfic (thanks to Wei's trailer of his new MV featuring Xinling. She's that sassy woman at classy auctions and poker tables. Kill it, Xinling. Kill it!) The rambles for Heartbreaker Inc. can be found here (Just look at the date... damn, four years). This fanfic will take place after all the rambles (so no need to actually read them). Cyndi is no longer on good terms with the traitor, Jiro. How dare he use the stuff he learns from her to work against her? Rawr! Alright, enough about that. I'm going to have GD start us off with the intro like he does in the rambles. *Cues GD in*

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Hi... you seem a little lost. Are you here for... some assistance?

Oh... no? You're new here? Wait, what? Why didn't you say so?! And here I thought you needed someone's heart broken. You do know that that's what we do here, right? Unless you were like me when I was first scouted... had no clue what I was getting myself into.

Don't get me wrong, I love my job. It pays well. But like... before... when they first gave me the formal job description. I mean... breaking hearts for a living... that sounds kind of heartless, don't you think? I found out during training most of them deserve it. Of course, we have private investigators doing background work before we actually go out and break anyone's heart.

Gah, where are my manners? Hi, I'm Kwon Jiyong but everyone calls me GD. It's nice to meet you. And your name is?

Whoa! Seriously? I named my dog that... I'm not actually saying your a dog though... I mean... you just have the same name as my dog... Did we start off on the wrong foot? Should we start over?

Hi, I'm Kwon Jiyong but everyone calls me GD. It's nice to meet you.

Ah, pretty name. I like it.

Oh, you're very curious about the work we do? Which department are you assigned to? We have a vast array of talents here so...

You're a field agent?! How great is that! Same job as me. To tell you the truth, I think it's the most interesting job out of all the others offered here. I mean... you can be an official make up artist, hair dresser, language instructor, etc, etc, anywhere else... but you can only be an official heartbreaker agent here... at Heartbreaker Inc. I'd give you a tour of our domain right now if I wasn't meeting with someone in ten minutes... she's kind of... yeah. I better not be late.

At your full service for... five minutes.

I see, I see... you want to know how heart breaking works... Vic... I see Vic... he is always rushing off to a job. Let's get a hold of him and have him brief us on his mission.

Vic! Hey Vic, over here!

Why are you always calling me over, GD? Isn't there someone else you can call? I'm on my way-

It a job. I know, that's why I called you over. We have a new Heartbreaker trainee!

Oh, right. Mr. Rank Two left. That traitor.

He probably couldn't handle being ranked two anymore.

Are you defending him?

No? I didn't call you over to argue. We got a fresh eager trainee here.

And you want me to tell her about my job right now?

Yeah... that's what you're good at, right?

No problem. Hi. I’m Vic. Nice to meet you. I have to go soon, but... because of this naggy friend, I’ll tell you the highlights of my mission. My target is a twenty years old amateur model who’s a narcissist. They’re pretty easy to handle. My plan of approach is to disguise myself as a professional photographer. I’ll ask to photograph her and she’ll not refuse after being flattered. I can imagine her drinking up the compliments, laughing, and smiling. I’ll invite her out for a couple of drinka and it’ll be downhill from there. I’m not worried about this one. Since the client doesn’t care to spy from afar like some others, I only need to give photo and recording proof that I’ve completed my job. Considering her weaknesses, I’ll have her in the palm of my hand in less than four days.

Vic... I'm experiencing déjà vu here... I think you said this all before.

I have it memorized for every time you call me over.

You're missing something though... there's a last part, isn't there?

Oh, right. I know my job is complete when the target's heart breaks... hence, the name of the company.

It's not exactly word for word, is it...

It'll have to do. Got to go. See you around, trainee.

That's Vic for you. He's good at memorizing things and people's faces.

Oh, you're a very curious cat, aren't you... nothing wrong with that. I'm pretty sure you'll live a long life. Let's see... history of Heartbreaker Inc. Hmm... I guess around five years ago, a rich, spoiled brat got dumped on Valentine's Day. With his dad's money, he built this company. Oh, don't worry... he's not a spoiled brat anymore... more like a jerk who doesn't show his face at work... but I'm pretty sure he's the nice sort of jerk.

Oh... I'm sure there are all sorts of jerks with multiple categories and sub-categories. We learn it all here. Lots of experience to be had. 

Yikes! Thanks for remind me! If I'm late, she'll kill me... right, I should warn you. Don't get on CL's bad side. She'll kill you. Be seeing you around! Peace.