They got a white building with a security guard at the front. A man in a big grey jacket came towards them.

"Who is this? I told you no strangers at the dorm"

"Relax manager-nim it's just Mark"

Maria took off her hat and mask and struck a cute  'V' pose

The manager gave a short laugh
"Looks like this kids got a lot of aegyo"

Maria froze in her spot
"What aegyo?"

Both of them just stared at her for a moment before laughing at her again.

"Come in , we bought a lot of ingredients , I don't know what Jin is gonna cook tho"

She followed behind the two and walked into the dorm.

It was a mess.

My OCD is about to explode what is this???

She stood at the door unsure where to look making a mental note of the cleaning supplies she would need.

"Come in , just take off your shoes where ever"

She looked at the swamp of shoes around her. Taking a deep breath before stepping in front of the other members

"Hello my name is Mark I used to live abroad, I will be joining Bangtan as part of the rap and dance line. However I will also be taking part in producing nice to meet you I hope we get along well"

All of them ignored her. They were too busy trying to fight each other for the snacks.

I should  just give up here

She pretended to shoot herself

"Oh you're here? "
Jin was boiling rice wearing a pink apron.

"Yeah , um do you need help?"
"Not really, Namjoon is already cutting the onions for me"

Rapmonster Is cutting onions?  I don't like the sound of that

She looked over at the sad attempt he was making at cutting the onions. One piece almost flying into suga's eye as  he tried to cut it with a butter knife.

"You know what , how about I take over "

"Really? Thanks"

She took an actual cutting knife and set up the onions again

"Jin hyung how do you want them cut?"

"Just fine slices"

"How many?"

"About 6 onions?"

"Yes chef!" She said giving a quick salute

Within moments she was done.

"Done"

"Already? ?"

"Yeah"

"You can cook properly?"

"Yep I learnt it from my mum when I was younger"

"That's it . You're my favourite one now"

"I'm honoured"  she said over dramatically

He handed her the rest of the ingredients to cut and finish.

"Wait what are we making anyway?"

"2 marinated chickens with rice and some side dishes , we have a lot more mushrooms than i thought"

"That's fine leave it to me"

She quickly fried the mushrooms with garlic , butter , herbs  and potatoes and put it in a plate.

Just when they finished cooking two people came crashing in through the door.

"Are you okay?"

The mop of red hair looked up first.

"Fine. Just tripped over all the shoes"

I knew those were a safety hazard

She put her hand out to have a different hand grab it. A new head with black hair popped out from under the shoes.

"Jongkook! Jimin!  Come and eat"
Called Rapmon

"Yes hyung!" They echoed back jumping up immediately and running to the table

"Wow there's so much food! What's the occasion? "

Suga walked round a slapped them both on the back of the head.

"Are you blind? " he said pointing at Maria.

"We got a cooking Noona? "
asked kookie then  bowing and saying  thankyou.

This time Jimin slapped him on the back of the head.

"Ow! What was that for?"

"He's our new member , Mark"

"Oh , sorry about that. "

"It's fine , I get it a lot because of my face"  she replied

Twice in one day ? Really?  And  I thought Luhan was pretty.

"Manager was right when he said you were gonna be a pretty boy"

"Not as pretty as Namjoon hyung when he was sailor moon" chimed jimin.

Namjoon threw a sock at him. 
"Shut up"

"Well since everyone is now here how about we start eating"

They sat down at the table and began eating.

"Oh right how old are you Mark?"

"I was born in 1996"

"So all of us are older than  you except kookie?"

"Yeah I guess so "

"So you're my Noona opps hyung sorry "

She sighed.

"It's okay keep the Noona thing as a joke "

"Thanks" said kookie slightly embarrassed

"What's this potato thing?"asked J-hope.

"Oh I made that , do you not like it?"

"No it's good"

"Thanks"

"Oh right do you play basketball?"

"Not really . I was more of a martial arts kid growing up"

"Really ? But I saw that ball you threw"

"I just got lucky"

They ate a pretty comfortable meal and for once during the entire day Maria actually felt at peace.

A/N - that potato thing is actually really Good in real life especially when you add white sauce and spaghetti ^.^