Chapter 2: Ghandi and Burger

The AKZ B*tches
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These girls take forever showering, and they’re also loud. When I finally got the chance to have a five minute shower and went to have breakfast, I was greeted with…wait for it… veggies and fruits. What’s with that?

“Hey, what’s for breakfast?” I asked the girl beside me. Her name is Tiffany… something, that is all I can remember from the pamphlet.

“This is breakfast.” Tiffany insisted.

“Seriously, you guys eat leaves?” No wonder they're all skinny.

“We’re vegetarians.” One of them said. She looks familiar but I can’t remember her name. I’m really bad with faces and names.

“And it’s girls, not ‘guys’.” A girl eating her ‘breakfast’ on the table demanded, Taeyeon Kim as I recall.

“Huh?”

“Being an alpha, you should also be one.”  Luna added.

“Be what?”

“A vegetarian. It not only maintains our posture, it also cleanses our bodies.” Seohyun, the girl with glasses, explained. Yeah. I remember her from the first day.

“I can’t go Ghandi. I’m a carnivore!” No breakfast for me then.

“Well, if you’re going to stay in this house, you should know the rules.” - Tiffany

“But you are not the boss of me. You can’t tell me to be a humanitarian if I don’t want to.” Seriously? They're ganging up on me.

“It’s vegetarian.” Seohyun corrected.

“What is?”

“Be a vegetarian not humanitarian.” Seohyun continued, looking pissed.

“That’s what I said.”

“No. You said humanitarian, it means a person devoting in social service. While a veg-“

“Shhh…” I stopped her with my index finger on her lips. “The important thing is they’re both Ghandi. Okay?”

“*sigh* Whatever.” In the end, they gave up on me.

“Whatever. See ya later, girls...” I walked out and went to my class.

 

Mr. Stolz, our sociology teacher, set us an activity to be done in pair. I was sending signal to Sulli  because I don’t know anyone else in the class besides her. I mean, I really don’t know her, but she is the closest thing to knowing someone. But to no avail, she pretended like she didn’t saw me at all, even when she was sitting just two chairs ahead. She prac

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Hyphen-bae
#1
Chapter 17: Next update plsssss
HoneyBunny360 #2
Chapter 17: Can't wait for the next update
Benjiro
#3
Chapter 17: Ohh. This. Is. Too. Good.! Cant wait for the next update.!
babySavie #4
Chapter 17: Oh..god this is hilarious af.
You can pair suzy and amber authornim for awhile..kekeke..i like these two..
chocolate_llama #5
Chapter 5: Please update soon!
tylerous #6
Chapter 17: hell! yaaaaaass, i need more ohgod really i love this story and its the only one i actually read on this site lmfao.. i hope you can update soon, i'll wait patiently..over here.
tylerous #7
Chapter 16: im actually screaming and laughing while sobing quietly, kai n krystal is actually confirmed. lmfao f
tylerous #8
Chapter 4: ohgod I'm rereading this story..I think the last time I read this was like last year in summer or something or probably even longer! gosh I loved this story so much and just now I saw a few chapters have been uploaded and decided to reread the whole thing. daauym the jokes are still hello fun lmfao
frans89 #9
Chapter 17: This is freaking hillarious, you are awesome author who can make me laugh like maniac all the funny chapters.
I hope you can update this lovely comedy story of yours, dear author-hii. I hope Kryber can be together again (Just get Kai away here!)
. Keep writing author-shii, hwaiting!!
yo_wazzuop
#10
Chapter 17: I really hate that Kai..he's a douche and a !