what is this i’m sorry

"Uh am I missing something?"

"Nope."

"Then why are you handing me a gift on your birthday baby?"

Jonghyun rolled his eyes and sighed exasperatedly. “Stop asking questions and open it. Come on come on.” 

Jinki glanced over him hesitantly before pulling the blue ribbon and gently opening the box. “Jonghyun please tell me this isn’t what I think it is.”

The younger man was almost vibrating beside him on the bed. “It’s a sock!”

Jinki ran his tongue over his lips and swallowed, smacking his mouth for a moment as he tried to gather his words. “Yes I see that. It’s not for my feet is it Baby?”

"Nope." Jonghyun sounded to proud of himself for Jinki’s liking.

The older man sighed, “You did not give me a sock for meant for my for your birthday Jonghyun.”

"Yes. Yes I did." Jonghyun bounced off the bed and after a moment of shifting around in the closet came out with bright red boxer briefs. "I even got you boxers to match."

"Does that.. does it say Oversized load: Proceed with caution?"

"Maybe."

Jinki placed his head in his hands as he mumbled. “I’ll never unsee this.”

"Just wait until you put it on." Jonghyun chirped next to him. "Now that. I’ll never unsee that baby."