Dear Diary,

Kyungsoo is an absolutely lovely girl. I would’ve loved to know her more but goddamn stupid Kkamjong just had to ruin the moment because apparently, they have ‘classes’.

Yeah. No , Sherlock.

Before I could even say goodbye, though, they just dispersed like air (like, what the fuh? Are they ninjas or something?) Talk about rude. I’ll seriously cut off that kid from my marriage list and insist that I meet someone nicer instead.

Speaking of marriage, I wonder who the next candidate is?

Signed, Lulu

“Exactly what the hell are you doing right now?”

Baekhyun asks as she gives her friend a judging glare, taking a sip of her iced Americano.

“Ssh. I’m looking for someone right now.” Luhan shoves the younger playfully as she continues looking around, her doe brown eyes darting at every nook and cranny of the place. Baekhyun could only groan in embarassment as she tries to hide her face from all the looks they were receiving.

Truly, Luhan standing on a chair and looking around was definitely a sight to see. Everyone couldn’t help but stare or at least flash a curious glance in the girl’s direction. Either she’s purposely ignoring the weird looks everyone was giving, or just plain oblivious to it all, Baekhyun doesn’t really know.

Even Sehun, who was sitting at the other end of the cafeteria, couldn’t help but be bemused, “What the hell is she up to now…” he mumbles to himself.

“Hey, hey, isn’t that Luhan from 3-B?”

“Oh, yeah. A real beauty, isn’t she?”

“Yep. Too bad she’s too quiet.”

“What are you talking about, man? I heard that girls like her are quite a monster in bed. I mean, have you seen that ?”

The blonde teen unconsciously clenches his fist as soon as he hears this, flashing the two guys in front of him with a frightening glare. Jongdae, the boy near him, senses this and fakes a cough, lightly pushing Sehun’s hands away. “C-come on, guys, we came h-here to eat. Let’s just enjoy that fine piece of -I mean grass, okay?! The salad is good, right, Sehunnie?!”

The younger could only grunt in response as he stabs his chocolate cake rather forcefully.

‘I don’t know what the hell is happening, but obviously there’s something going on between the two of them…’ Jongdae glances between Luhan and Sehun, a mischievous grin crawling on his face.

Meanwhile Luhan, at the other side of the cafeteria, finally found what she was looking for and immediately pounces off the chair to give the person a back-breaking bear hug.

“KYUNGSOO!”

The deafening shriek comes across the far side of the room, surprising even Sehun himself ‘cause damn, Luhan sure can scream.

While Jongin, who was supposed to accompany Kyungsoo today, could only blink in surprise when he finds himself seated between two other females.

He furrows his brows, wondering why the hell the two were separating him from the petite female, and begins to recall what has happened.

One, he asks Kyungsoo to eat with him.
Two, Kyungsoo accepts, they go to the cafeteria.
Three, crazy deer intervenes, dragging Kyungsoo with her.
Four, stupid bacon comes, dragging him with her.

And now five, he’s sitting on a table with three cute girls. ‘It’ll be the harem of your dreams!’ Baekhyun once whispered to him when he sat down.

‘Harem, my . I only want Kyungsoo.’ He pouts, staring longingly at the older girl.

Of course, stupid Luhan just had to hog her all to herself. Tch. “Hi! I’m Luhan! You’re Kyungsoo, right?” she grins, to which the petite female only nods at. “Nice to meet you! I’ve been hearing so many things about you from Jongin!”

‘Impossible.’ The latter could only flash her a confused expression, wondering since when the hell did he start to talk about his love life to Luhan.

“Thank you for taking good care of him! He’s such a handful, isn’t he?”

‘Am not.’ He pokes his tongue out at Luhan’s direction, while said girl could only roll her eyes and continue to ignore him once more.

Jongin grunts, pulling Luhan to his side while letting Kyungsoo sit beside Baekhyun instead. “What the hell are you doing?!” he hisses to the older, frowning.

Luhan slightly winces at the rough handling, but nonetheless answers. “I need to know her because obviously we both disagree at the idea of getting married with each other. If you like Kyungsoo, then I could tell my mother to call it off instead!”

“Are you using her?” Jongin scowls, very unhappy at the thought.

“No, you idiot! Like hell I’d mention Kyungsoo in front of our parents! I’m just telling them that maybe, you like someone else and I too, fancy someone not you. Maybe they’ll just pick another person if I said that, you know?”

“For once your brain actually works.”

“I’m going to take that as a compliment.” Luhan rolls her eyes, scoffing, while Jongin could only chuckle.

A light cough from Baekhyun startles the two, bringing them back to reality. “Hello? Earth to KaiLu? Maybe you guys forgot but we’re still tangible here.” She rolls her eyes, snorting, while Kyungsoo could only give a sheepish smile.

“Right, sorry.” Luhan chuckles, but not before flashing Jongin a pointed look. “I’ve heard that you can cook, Kyungsoo.”

“O-oh.” The female blushes, nodding timidly. “Y-yes. Cooking has always been my hobby.”

“Really?! What kind of food can you cook?”

“All sorts of Korean cuisines, but my favorite is the Kimchi spaghetti.”

“Oh my god, you can cooking Kimchi spaghetti?!” the Chinese female inches closer to clasp her hands with Kyungsoo. “What else can you do?!”

“U-umm…n-not to brag or anything but I do all sorts of housework. Laundry, washing the dishes, knitting, cross-stitching and-”

“I change my mind!” Luhan announces, grinning, “Can I marry you instead?!”

A loud crash of trays and plates echo from the other side (cue Baekhyun’s fangirl scream of “Nooo! Hunhan is REAL! But Hansoo is ing cute!”), but Luhan is too busy staring at Kyungsoo’s brown orbs to even care.

The mentioned teen, however, is blushing madly at the thought. “Wha…what?!”

Author’s Note:

No, Luhan is not lesbian here, in case you’re wondering, and she’s not biual either. It’s just a light hearted joke to ease off the marriage tension, okay?

And double update to make it up to you guys! Thank you for reading~

Love, author-nim.