Take The Goddamn Job

Punch Drunk Love

                “Oh, no, no, no. I just came here to drop off Jonghyun. I can’t work here.”

“Oh course you can!” An overly cheerful Changmin squeals at the very frightened Joonmyeon.

“I’m serious, sir, I don’t cook…or bake…and I’m bad with stress…and I at making coffee.”

“He does.” Jonghyun chimes in.

“Not helping.” Joonmyeon mutters to him with a disapproving-mother-look on his face.

“Pleaassssseee, Joonie! We only have Jonghyun and we have to open by May!” Changmin begs.

“But that’s two months from now.” Yunho says from somewhere in the restaurant.

“Time does fly.” Jonghyun says.

“What the hell are you doing?” Joonmyeon hisses.

“Pleaasseee! We’ll pay you more than, Jong.”

“Yah!”

“Joonmyeon, please! You can get free breakfast every morning and we’ll give you a night shift! You’ve always wanted a night shift…I’ve heard.”

“You told him about that?”

“How else was I going to get you to even consider the offer?”

Joonmyeon glares at Jonghyun and then looks back that the pleading, older, man. He could use the extra money…being basically unemployed and all (except for when he has his few days of work at the local day care, but that doesn’t pay the bills.) And he could always use an extra meal since he never gets to eat breakfast.

“Fine, okay, I’ll take the job.” Joonmyeon surrenders.

Changmin’s face lights up, “Really?”

“Don’t sound surprised. You knew I was going to give in and take the job, anyway.” Joonmyeon glares.

“Good, new employee, you start in two months, but you have to help us renovate.” Yunho pops up out of nowhere and pushes a neatly folded black apron into the shorter man’s chest.

“Renovate?”

“Yeah, we’re turning this place into a cute little coffee shop.” Changmin grins.

Joonmyeon’s eyes widen as he looks around the vacant restaurant. “Little coffee shop” doesn’t really seem possible, given how large and spacious the place is. He nods in a daze, anyway. Jonghyun throws his arms around Joonmyeon’s neck from behind and hugs him tightly.

“Screw you.” Joonmyeon snarls.

“Is that an offer?” He smiles. Joonmyeon elbows him in the groin, making him let go of his shoulders immediately. “Little .” Joonmyeon hisses. Changmin and Yunho give each other a mutual look and then burst into laughter.

“Ahhh. We are going to be very good friends.” Yunho smiles, throwing an arm around Joonmyeon.

“I bet.” Joonmyeon scoffs.

A/N: Woot two chapters in one day. I feel productive lmfao.

Joonmyeon the new employee at Tohoshinki hehe. I don't know what else to say...

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Jinkeyk
#1
Chapter 15: Now i can finally say that Onkey win me over.
I know it’s been AWHILE since its been updated but still hoping you continue this fic. <3

Tho kinda satisfying to see onkey here at the end. Kinda got a feeling that this was suppose to end as jongkey.
Jinkeyk
#2
Chapter 13: Ok, Jinki had me in “i will win you”. <3 my heart sets to Onkey now. <3
Jinkeyk
#3
Chapter 9: ASSFSJKQJDBDJSHA!!!! OMG yunho and changmin is so ing adorable!!! <3

But the jongkey is sinking and onkey seems not moving forward TT Jjong is way out of line there. :(
Jinkeyk
#4
Chapter 4: THis is too good! I’m really torn between Onkey and Jongkey TT. I like both of their characters <3

But hot damn that ‘everywhere’ tho XD
welsh-k-poplover
#5
Chapter 15: Bit of han solo and leia here in this chapter lol with the whole "i love you " " I know" lol
MissLocket #6
Chapter 13: Ohhhhhhh... I miss Onew so much that even if I am a delusional Jonkey fan I would rather an Onkey pair in this one. He is so sweet. And he waited, Jonghyun just appeared from no where but aisssssssss.... He is sweet and romantic too, Kibum had to be soooooo freaking confused.
wantonewsbabies
#7
Chapter 13: But I am still enjoying this story!
wantonewsbabies
#8
Chapter 13: I really want this to be onkey!
Onew never seems to win in these types of stories and he's left heartbroken but still understanding. (-_-) kills me every time.
LocketRaven #9
Chapter 13: Gaaaaaaah. Nuff' said.
universal123
#10
Chapter 11: so sweet!!! can you do onkey couple ??? please please please their relationship is so sweet and fluffy!!!! i would hate to see it end :(