never go partying with your stupid friends

Chanyeol goes to a club with his close friends and Kyungsoo is missing.

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To: Hun, Yixing ge, Fannie~, Ninja, Baekhyun, Minseok hyung, [...]; 10:49PM

GUYYYSSS. where did soo go??? he said he didn't feel good & walked away but i cant find him in any of the b-rooms... he's not answering his phone either... did 1 of u guys take him back home??

 

To: DEATH, Ninja, Baekhyun, , funky funky chenchen hyung, [...]; 11:06PM

GUYS!!! ANSWER!!!11!!!

 

From: funky funky chenchen hyung; 11:08PM

you know, chanyeol, some of us are trying to PARTY and HAVE FUN without looking at our phones all the time. but i mean if you think we're at this club for any other reason than that, whatever. your problem.

 

To: funky funky chenchen hyung; 11:08PM

yea but im worried about kyungsoo... someone couldve kidnapped him, chenchen!!

 

From: funky funky chenchen hyung; 11:09PM

you do know that i'm with luhan at the moment, right? and he's the only one allowed to use that awful nickname, so...

 

From: DEATH; 11:09PM

U LITTLE HOW DARE U CALL MY CHENCHEN "CHENCHEN" I'M GONNA U UP SO BAD YIFAN WILL NEVER WANT TO TOUCH U AGAIN U STAY RIGHT THERE PARK CHANYEOL I'M GONNA FIND U

 

To: funky funky chenchen hyung, DEATH; 11:10PM

:(

 

From: DEATH; 11:10PM

STOP TXTING MY BOYFRIEND

AND IDK WHERE KYUNGSOO IS HE'S PROBABLY ING BYUNBAEK RN OR SOMETHING JUST STOP TEXTING MY CHENCHEN

 

To: DEATH; 11:10PM

:(((((

 

From: DEATH; 11:10PM

STOP

 

From: Hun; 11:11PM

sry i was in the bathroom w/ minseok... idk where kyungsoo is

 

To: Hun; 11:12PM

sehun gross!! did u wash your hands before using your phone to text me?

 

From: Hun; 11:12PM

uh

 

To: Hun; 11:12PM

u grubby little gremlin

go wash your hands

 

From: Minseok hyung; 11:13PM

why does everyone keep interrupting my sehun time? first kyungsoo and now u...

 

From: Minseok hyung; 11:13PM

speaking of which, i bet he's with baekhyun.

 

To: Minseok hyung; 11:13PM

yea but theyre both not answering their phones... :((((

 

From: Minseok hyung; 11:14PM

yeah definitely with baekhyun.

 

From: ; 11:16PM

hAHHhahHHAHahhhh im totally getting laid tonite lOL who cares abt kYungso?????

 

To: Fannie~; 11:16PM

i thnk jongin was dropped on his head as a baby

 

From: Ninja; 11:18PM

omg!!! kyungsoo ge! i hope he's safe :(( bad things can happen at clubs. i shouldve followed ge around to hit anyone who tried to touch him

 

To: Ninja; 11:18PM

yea tao u should wushu them to the next dimension

 

From: Ninja; 11:19PM

omg chanyeol ge!!! someone just tried 2 touch my !!!1 im gonna hit them >:((

 

From: Ninja; 11:21PM

nvm it was just jongin

 

To: Ninja; 11:21PM

u should hit him anyway

 

From: ; 11:22PM

T i thought zitao was a chick loL my head rly hurts right nowwowwwwwow

 

From: ; 11:22PM

i just did ballet for a girl and she laugheed at me inste d of taking me home wtf my ballet is beautiful and totally picks up chicks and ithink wait did i just trip over my feet ?????

 

From: ; 11:24PM

I THINK MY ANKLE'S BROKEN

 

To: Fannie~; 11:24PM

probably really drunk, too.

 

From: Junmyeon hyung; 11:26PM

I saw Jongin stumble and his ankle looks swollen. I'll be taking him to the hospital. Have a safe night, Chanyeol!

 

From: Fannie~; 11:27PM

YesSESYESSss....... junmyein is taking him to hopital, they jsut left........ babY WHERE ARE yoU???

 

To: Fannie~; 11:27PM

holy are u drunk too

 

From: Fannie~; 11:28PM

NOoOOOO...... CHANyurrie where are you?/1 lets dance toGETHerR......d.

 

To: Fannie~; 11:29PM

baby, i think you need to go home right now. remember the last time you got faced drunk and we let you stay at the club anyway?

 

From: Fannie~; 11:29PM

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhHHHHh

 

To: Fannie~; 11:30PM

...gonna take that as a no.

anyway, u used wine to paint a wolf on the side of the club and we had to pay a fine. it didnt even look like a wolf..

 

From: Fannie~; 11:31PM

YEAH IT DIDD. U JUST DONT APPRECIATE TRUE ART. oH babyyy i see u

 

 

Chanyeol looks up as an arm snakes around his hip.

"Channie," Yifan murmurs into his ear. "Found you."

The younger man scrunches his nose at the heavy scent of beer on his boyfriend's breath.

"You're extremely drunk," he declares, maneuvering Yifan through the pulsating crowd of youth. "Let's get you home."

Yixing, illuminated in the dizzying strobe lights, sidles up to them and clicks his tongue.

"Already wasted, huh?"

Chanyeol grins and nods. "Not as bad as Jongin, though. Junmyeon had to take him to the hospital because he sprained his ankle or something."

The two of them share a good laugh before Yixing pats Chanyeol's arm.

"You guys should go now," he says. "I'll round up the rest of the guys later and make sure they'll get home in one piece. Hope you find Kyungsoo." After a moment, Yixing adds, "Or not. Depending on whether he's with Baekhyun at the moment. Either way, good luck."

Chanyeol shivers at the thought before he drags Yifan outside and hails a cab.

 

 

To: Soo; 11:43PM

soo im omw back to the apartment. are you sleeping right now? if ur home i’ll check up on u when i get there

 

To: Junmyeon hyung; 11:46PM

hows jongin

 

From: Junmyeon hyung; 11:50PM

Dumb- extremely dumb. And with a sprained ankle, to top it all off. Why are we even friends with this kid?

 

To: Junmyeon hyung; 11:51PM

i really dont know

 

From: Junmyeon hyung; 11:51PM

Sigh… But anyway, what are you guys up to?

 

To: Junmyeon hyung; 11:52PM

im taking fan back to me & kyungsoo’s aptmt so he can stay the night… hes totally drunk

 

From: Junmyeon hyung; 11:54PM

...Chanyeol, that text was full of grammar mistakes. My head hurts even worse now. And I think you should steer clear of the apartment for a while, just to be safe.

 

To: Junmyeon hyung; 11:54PM

lol safe from what???

 

From: Junmyeon hyung; 11:54PM

Oh, little one.

 

To: Junmyeon hyung; 11:55PM

…

 

To: Soo; 11:57PM

hey im home!!!

 

To: Junmyeon hyung, Yixing ge, DEATH, Baekhyun, funky funky chenchen hyung, [...]; 12:03AM

guys i think soo is sick :( he wont let me come in his room and theres a bunch of grunting noises. it sounds like hes in pain :(( i wish i could help but he wont let me!

 

To: Junmyeon hyung, DEATH, Yixing ge, Ninja, Hun, Minseok hyung, [...]; 12:05AM

wait nvm! i can hear baekhyuns voice in there so i think soo is being taken good care of :)

 

From: Ninja; 12:06AM

oMFG CHANYEOL GE DO U NOT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

 

From: DEATH; 12:06AM

yeaahhh, being taken GOOD care of, alright ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

From: funky funky chenchen hyung; 12:07AM

smh

 

To: Ninja, funky funky chenchen hyung, DEATH; 12:07AM

???? what do u mean? baekhyun’s giving him medicine right now… he’s saying “dont worry it wont hurt as much later” and “youre doing good, soo, swallow it all”

 

From: Hun; 12:08AM

hyung, they’re ing. or kyungsoo’s giving him a at the very least

 

To: Hun, Ninja, DEATH, Minseok hyung, funky funky chenchen hyung, [...]; 12:09AM

WAIT WAT

WHAT DO U MEAN THEYRE HAVING

 

From: Minseok hyung; 12:10AM

this convo is getting too weird for me bye im leaving

 

From: Ninja; 12:12AM

ge, they just are. see, when 2 ppl love each other very much (or not.. my parents r an example..), they have !! and usually it produces babies but they’re both men so no little humans :(( someday kris will teach u, ge

 

To: Ninja, Hun, DEATH, Yixing ge, Junmyeon hyung, [...]; 12:13AM

I KNOW HOW IT HAPPENS OMFG ZITAO

BUT WHY ARE THEY DOING IT IN OUR APARTMENT

 

From: Yixing ge; 12:13AM

maybe bcause ur apartment is closer to the club

 

From: ; 12:15AM

WOW i sprained my ankle and theyre ing??? so unfair

 

From: ; 12:15AM

im the one who shouldve gotten laid… but hey kyungsoo hyung isnt a anymore

 

To: Junmyeon hyung; 12:16AM

when u brought jongin to the hospital u shouldve told them to check his head instead of his ankle

 

From: Junmyeon hyung; 12:17AM

I think so, too.

 

From: Junmyeon hyung; 12:17AM

And can’t say I never warned you. Didn’t I tell you to wait it out? Idiot.

 

To: Junmyeon hyung; 12:19AM

ok ok u can say i told u so

also i think im traumatized 4 life kyungsoo jsut called baekhyun “daddy” gOD IM LEAViNG

 

From: Junmyeon hyung; 12:30AM

I told you so.

 

 

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