kris, baekhyun/chen
EXO Text Message AUsgross
kevin tries to get everyone to hate baekchen just as much as he does. it doesn't work. (for Hayleywill's request)
To: [selected contacts]
fellas. i am sending you all this message because of the deep disgust and concern in my heart.
To: [selected contacts]
something needs to be done about baekhyun and jongdae. like right now. something Needs to be done. this has been going on for far too long and they have to be killed
From: Kyungsoo
If we kill them the fans will kill us
From: Kyungsoo
And so will Lee Soo Man probably
From: Jongin
lol chill out hyung youre just jealous of their relationship
To: Jongin
wu yifan does not get jealous excuse you????
From: Yixing
are u kidding then we will be put into the jail
To: Jongin
people get jealous of wu yifan not the other way around
From: Jongin
wtvr u say, hyung
From: Sehun
lmao did u call us fellas
From: Sehun
lmao
From: Kyungsoo
are you okay
To: [selected contacts]
but you have to agree with me!!! those two are disgusting!!!!!!
From: Junmyeon
i think they’re pretty cute!! <3 :)
To: Junmyeon
that’s bc you’re like their mom you think everything is cute sehun could literally throw up all over your bed and you would just pat him on the face and give him a cookie
From: Junmyeon
……………...yifan wth
From: Jongin
ok honestly ur just jealous
To: Jongin
no im not
From: Zitao
Duizhang Just Because You Havent Gotten Laid In Eight Months Doesnt Give You An Excuse To Hate
To: Zitao
what’re you talking about!! i am wu yifan i always get laid
From: Zitao
Say That To Your Shriveled
To: Zitao
……..
From: Zitao
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
To: Zitao
you
From: Zitao
;P
To: Chanyeollie
control your boyfriend
From: Chanyeollie
What
From: Chanyeollie
Awww, did little Taozi hurt Kevin’s feelings?? Awwwwwww, c’mere Kevin.
To: Chanyeollie
park if you ever want to live to see another day then i suggest you shut ur mouth before i shut it for you
From: Chanyeollie
Haha very threatening!! I’m so scared, duizhang. Please spare me.
To: [selected contacts]
how do i ever put up with all of you
From: Minseok hyung
why are you talking like you’re the oldest
To: Minseok hyung
hyung i’m sorry i didn’t mean it
From: Minseok hyung
do you know how hard it is to look after everyone’s especially with luhan hanging off of me all the time??? all up in my personal space?? trying to touch my ??
From: Minseok hyung
do you know how hard it is when ppl call you “half 50 hyung” like okay!! stfu!!! i’m old!!!! i’ll have to do army duty soon jesus christ i get it!!!!!!
To: Minseok hyung
hyung do you need a therapist
From: Minseok hyung
nO!!! all i need is for my 11 children to listen to me i hate this all i wanted to do was sing and dance i didn’t want this disrespect I AM THE HYUNG
To: Minseok hyung
i’m sorry
From: Minseok hyung
you better be
To: Han ge
i think you should probably lay off on minseok hyung for a while
From: Han ge
No. He’s mine. You will not take him from me.
To: Han ge
all i’m saying is that you should give him some space. he’s very… sensitive
From: Han ge
So
To: [selected contacts]
sigh
From: Taozi
If You’re That Lonely Then Go After Jessica Or Something
From: Taozi
Oh Yeah I Forgot She Hates You
To: Taozi
shut up
To: [selected contacts]
seriously does no one else think baekhyun and chen TOGETHER is a danger to society and the wellbeing of our dorm??
To: [selected contacts]
i mean they could like. blow things up. with how disgustingly cheesy and gross they are.
To: [selected contacts]
like who even rubs noses anymore! they aren’t dogs
From: Chanyeollie
We did have a wolf concept once, though.
To: Chanyeollie
that’s because sm
To: Chanyeollie
you have to admit the only cool thing about wolf was the tree of life thing
From: Chanyeollie
Huh
From: Chanyeollie
You’re right for once.
From: Jongin
the only disruptive thing they do is have really loud
From: Jongin
admit it, hyung- you’re jelly
To: Jongin
no i am galaxy
From: Jongin
i take that back
From: Jongin
you’re
To: Jongin
cool? suave? great with the ladies? extremely well coordinated??
From: Jongin
no you’re gross
To: Jongin
i hate you
From: Jongin
i’ve waited over two decades to hear those words coming from you
From: Jongin
thank you, hyung
To: Jongin
u er
From: Jongin
:-)
From: Kyungsoo
I think you’re the only one who cares this much
From: Kyungsoo
Just put on your headphones whenyou see them
To: Kyungsoo
but they’re everywhere
From: Kyungsoo
Just put on your headphones
To: Kyungsoo
EVERYWHERE
From: Kyungsoo
Put on headphones
To: Kyungsoo
their love is touching me from twenty feet away i cant escape
From: Kyungsoo
Headphones
To: [selected contacts]
why aren;t any of you guys supporting my cause
From: Sehun
hyung ur cause and so do u
To: Sehun
thanks, oh sehun.
From: Sehun
yw, hyung. any time.
To: Jongin, Sehun
both of you. i hate both of you.
From: Jongin
B)
From: Sehun
haHAHHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHH
From: Disgusting
what’s this??? you’re against the lovely union i’m in with jongdae???? my one tru lovee//>>??
From: Disgusting
answer me u fiend
From: Disgusting
answer
From: Disgusting
respond
From: Disgusting
i can’t let u pass this
From:Disgusting
i must defend my love
To: Vomit
call your boyfriend off
From: Vomit
no can do, hyung. not even i can control baekhyun.
From: Disgusting
answer
From: Disgusting
reply
From: Disgusting
reply 1997
From: Disgusting
reply 1994
From: Disgusting
sung shiwon
From: Disgusting
apink eunji
To: Disgusting
baekhyun stop it my phone keeps beeping and it’s annoying
From: Disgusting
seo inguk
From: Disgusting
mm
To: [selected contacts]
i giv eup. I giv euP. i’ll let baekchen live
From: Disgusting
SUCCESS
From: Vomit
our pairing name
From: Taozi
Finally. Spend Your Time Doing Better Things. Like Wooing Jessica.
To: Taozi
for the last time tao i’m fine
From: Taozi
What’s That I Can’t Hear You Over The Sound Of Your Dying
pls watch the kdrama reply 1997 i love it
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