luhan/xiumin
EXO Text Message AUsgdi luhan
han breaks up with him through text and minseok doesn't know why. (for EternalElf1's xiuhan request)
To: han
hey! i’m finally back home from my parents’ house. it’s been a long six days, hasn’t it? you wanna catch a movie?
From: han
Let’s break up.
To: han
um
To: han
wait are you serious
From: han
Yes. Completely.
To: han
are you really doing this over text
From: han
Yes.
From: han
I mean. I would just like some space between us right now.
To: han
wow
From: han
“wow”
To: han
can i just ask why?
To: [selected contacts]
guys what’s up w han
From: ksoo
there’s always something up with luhan
To: ksoo
bc your boyf’s an overdramatic pretzel that’s why
From: ksoo
what the hell
From: junmyeon
He’s probably being a turd.
From: junmyeon
Oh wait. He’s always a turd.
To: junmyeon
hm
From: sehunnie
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
From: sehunnie
hyung hyung it’s nothing serious he’s just being dumb again
To: sehunnie
then why does he want to break up with me
From: sehunnie
because kyungsoo……….among others
To: ksoo
ok what did you do
From: ksoo
what are u talking about
To: ksoo
you did something to piss off han enough to make him break up with me
From: ksoo
bruh do not drag me into your relationship problems i don’t do anything to piss off han hyung because he is not worth my time
From: byun
LOLOL
To: byun
now what
From: byun
nothing. i’m reading over kyungsoo’s shoulder and i’m positive he’s made of poison. he hates han hyung so much
From: ksoo
i hate baekhyun as well.
From: byun
ㅠㅠ
To: byun
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
From: zitao
omg ge… what happened???
To: zitao
han broke up with me
From: zitao
omg!!!!!! ge i am so sorry :(
To: zitao
over text
From: zitao
he broke up w/ u over text??? han ge is that kind of man??? i’ll need 2 give him a piece of my mind >:(((
To: zitao
no no, don’t. he must have his reasons. i’m just really confused and kind of hurt because he’s not telling me why and he’s doing this through text so
From: zitao
ge if u need a shoulder 2 cry on i have very big & strong shoulders so come over whenever!!!!
To: zitao
are u advertising your shoulders right now
From: zitao
:D
From: zitao
yes
From: jongdae
wait. what’s up with han? was that your question?
To: jongdae
yes
From: jongdae
okay well consider this: your boyfriend’s dumb
To: [selected contacts]
okay i know han is dumb i just wanted to ask if you guys knew something was going on because he just broke up with me over text and i’m worried
From: jongdae
see you just admitted it!!
From: jongdae
oh sorry i just read the rest of the text
From: jongdae
that , hyung. i’m sorry :/
From: kevin
oh
From: jongin
oK ME AND SEHUN KNOW WHY HAN IS ACTING LIKE THAT BUT WE DON’T THINK IT’S OUR RIGHT TO TELL YOU
To: jongin
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
From: jongin
trust me, hyung. it’s up to you guys to fix your relationship!!!!
From: chanyeol
Oh man… hyung I’m sorry :-(
To: jongin
what does that even mean
To: chanyeol
:-(
From: chanyeol
Do you want me to come over and play guitar for you?
To: chanyeol
wth
To: chanyeol
no thank you but you’re very nice to try to cheer me up
From: chanyeol
:-( Feel better, hyung!!
From: xing
what is this
To: xing
what
From: xing
THIS
From: xing
this whole thing! with! han! breaking up! with! you
To: xing
please chill
To: xing
i’m trying to figure this out he just didn’t respond to me
From: xing
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To: xing
please chill
From: kevin
i knew han was jealous but i didn’t know he would overthink this
To: kevin
……...what
From: kevin
:)
To: [selected contacts]
i hate all of you
From: zitao
ge i love you and my shoulders are jjang!!!!!
From: sehunnie
:( noooooo. :( nooooooooo
From: xing
please chill
From: ksoo
……..that’s a relief to hear. i’ve always hated you, i just didn’t know if you returned my feelings
To: xing, ksoo
-_________________-
To: han
okay look. i’ve heard that there were some jealousy issues, among other things, and i just want to know why.
To: han
please
To: han
han i don’t want things to end up like this
To: han
i just want to know what i did that was so wrong. i’ll fix it
To: han
i guess you’re not gonna answer, huh?
To: han
alright. i’ll stop.
From: han
Wait
To: han
.
From: han
Okay! Okay. I don’t. Understand.
From: han
I don’t understand why you went back to your hometown to visit family but you kept taking selcas with Kyungsoo and this other guy? And you barely responded to my calls/texts.
From: han
And like. I don’t know... But sometimes, it doesn’t sit right with me, because you seem so far away from me and I never know how you’re feeling unless I specifically have to ask you or talk to you first.
From: han
Maybe I’m being stupid! That’s what all our friends think and I don’t blame them, I’m a goldfish at times. But Minseok, you… you’re like a stone wall.
From: han
That’s why we need a break. I don’t really know what you want anymore.
Call → han
“...hello?”
“Han,” Minseok breathes.
A sigh from the other end. “Yeah?”
“I love you,” Minseok blurts out. He hears Han sigh again and he barrels on. “I’m sorry I’m so unresponsive, that’s just how I am, I guess, and I never knew I was pushing you away. I. I really love you. Everything about you. And I’m sorry.”
Han doesn’t say anything. Minseok’s clutching his phone in a death grip.
“Are you going to stop taking selcas with Kyungsoo and that other guy?”
Minseok laughs. “Kyungsoo’s my second cousin, Han. He was at the reunion with me. And the ‘other guy’ you’re talking about is my happily married childhood friend.”
“Oh. .”
“I still love you, goldfish,” Minseok says teasingly.
“Ugh. I love you too, Seok.”
To: [selected contacts]
<3
From: sehunnie
is everything ok now??
From: jongin
did u guys make up
From: kevin
how is he?
From: ksoo
so what was up his and is it gone now
To: [selected contacts]
we are more than ok! hehe
From: zitao
i still wanna beat him up!!!!!!!!
*twirls* hey how are you all
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