kris/suho
EXO Text Message AUsugh
Junmyeon likes Kris. Everyone knows. This is a Big Problem. [ hinted past!jonghyun/suho where jonghyun was a heartbreaking and suho is still affected by it and is scared of getting into a relationship :/ ]
From: Jongdumb
so i heard you like kris
To: Jongdumb
Excuse me?
From: Jongdumb
yeah you like kris
To: Jongdumb
Haha! Good one! Nearly fooled me! You are SO funny, Jongdae.
From: Jongdumb
you’re so obvious it’s kinda repulsive
To: Jongdumb
.
From: Jongdumb
whoa you swear???
From: Jongdumb
whoa hyung
From: Jongdumb
we finally have something in common now!!
To: Jongdumb
Shut up.
To: Minseok hyung
Is it really obvious that I like Kris??
From: Minseok hyung
Lmao
From: Jongdumb
:(( hyung you’re so mean 2 me
From: Minseok hyung
Tbh I’m surprised he doesn’t know yet
To: Minseok hyung
.
From: Minseok hyung
Junmyeon. You swear?
To: Yixing
Do you think Kris knows I like him?
From: Minseok hyung
This is some good news
From: Yixing
well u smile like crazy when hes nearby
To: Yixing
omg
From: Yixing
n u blush. like. u turn red. very ugly
To: Yixing
om g
From: Minseok hyung
I mean you’re so uptight
From: Yixing
n u giggle n stuff. idk. u just act like an all-around teenage belieber
To: Yixing
god dam n it
From: Yixing
oh junmyeonnie!!!!! i didnt know u swore!!!!!!
From: Yixing
total bad boy!! love it!
To: Yixing
Please stop.
To: Minseok hyung
And what’s wrong with being “uptight”?
From: Han hyung
ok before you ask me, 1) yeah it’s obvious you like kris and 2) it’s embarrassing watching you two try to talk or interact b/c you’re both pathetic
To: Han hyung
Thanks.
From: Minseok hyung
Nothing’s wrong. I just worry about you sometimes, ok? You’re so reserved and you have your guard up all the time. I want you to have fun and find love and adventure etc etc but you don’t take risks. It’s ok to be happy, Junmyeon
To: Minseok hyung
Hyung
From: Minseok hyung
Not everyone is like Jonghyun. Besides, you ended things with him in sophomore year. You’re out of college now. Take a chance at love again, yeah?
To: Minseok hyung
I’ll try.
To: Han hyung
Pathetic? Kris? I thought I was the only pathetic one.
From: Minseok hyung
:)
From: Han hyung
lmao kris is very pathetic trust me
To: Han hyung, Sehunnie, Taozi, Bad News, Jonginnie, Chanyeollie, [...]
Since everyone seems to know I’ll ask them this- Is it obvious that I like Kris?
From: Sehunnie
um yea
From: Jonginnie
haha
From: Jonginnie
i mean u always look like u want the d when ur around him lol
To: Jonginnie
I hate you.
From: Jonginnie
its tru tho
From: Baekhyun
...not really? but you’re always smiling when he’s around so I guess??
From: Jonginnie
ok but in all seriousness its ok to admit u like someone and its ok to like kris (not really i mean id rather go for jongdae hyungs ) and its ok to say that ur ex bf was a total who cheated on u!! forget jonghyun!!! i mean u already gave him a black eye and its been 3 yrs
To: Baekhyun
oh noooooo
To: Baekhyun
What do I do? I heard I’m really ugly when I smile :(
From: Baekhyun
it’s true
To: Baekhyun
wow
To: Jonginnie
<3
To: Jonginnie
Wait a minute. Did you just tell me you like Jongdae?
From: Jonginnie
no i like his . but his awful personality and rude jokes and cute smile is ok 2
To: Jonginnie
Awww <3
From: Jonginnie
also he has some nice hips gotdam
To: Jonginnie
get Away from me
From: Bad News
Jongin is drooling and spacing out next to me and I saw that ur texting him whats going on
To: Bad News
Kyungsoo, do you know about Jongin’s Jongdae Problem?
From: Bad News
Im his ing roommate I have to listen to Jongin ing to the thought of Jongdae dont even talk to me about this
To: Bad News
God, Kyungsoo, I am so sorry.
From: Bad News
Dont mention it. Please. Also yeah I could tell u liked Kris right away good luck
From: Bad News
Idk if he knows though. Kris is really thickheaded
To: Bad News
I feel like I should defend Kris because I like him but you’re actually right.
From: Bad News
B)
From: Sehunnie
hyung u gotta take a chance
From: Sehunnie
i could help set u guys up and stuff
To: Sehunnie
No, thank you.
From: Sehunnie
im genie for your wish
To: Sehunnie
um
From: Sehunnie
im genie for your dream
To: Sehunnie
ok
From: Sehunnie
im genie for your world
To: Sehunnie
Wait… is that Girls’ Generation?
From: Sehunnie
…
To: Sehunnie
It is.
From: Sehunnie
u hyung let me love yuri in peace
From: Jongdumb
have you figured out your little kris problem yet or are you still bothering the dongsaengs
To: Jongdumb
um
From: Jongdumb
i think it’s time for an intervention
To: Jongdumb
don’t
To: Jongdumb
don’t even think about it
From: Jongdumb
:-)
From: Jongdumb
too late
From: Taozi
go get your man!!!!!!!!!!
To: Chanyeollie
Hey. Restrain your roommate from doing stupid things.
From: Taozi
i kno a LOT about romance!! i could give u confession ideas :)
From: Chanyeollie
who, jongdae hyung??? i cant stop him from being stupid….. but if this is about kris i will try!! junmyeon hyung, fighting! <3
To: Chanyeollie, Taozi
@Tao: I’ll pass ^^
Thank you guys!
From: Chanyeollie
i came out of my room with my broomstick 2 beat jongdae hyung up but hes gone??
To: Chanyeollie
, that can’t be good.
From: Chanyeollie
:O omg!!! hyung!!!!!! u SWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!
To: Chanyeollie
ok
To: Chanyeollie
Wait. Broomstick?
From: Bad News
Heads up Jongin ran out of the apartment a while ago cackling and the person he last texted was Jongdae and the two of them together is the end of the world just fyi
From: Taozi
u gotta woo wu ;))
To: Taozi
Was that supposed to be funny
To: Bad News
Thanks for telling me! But now I’m really worried. Jongdae said something about taking matters with Kris into his own hands.
From: Taozi
:(
From: Bad News
Is that so
From: Bad News
Hm. Then ur dead
To: Bad News
Thanks for the vote of confidence.
To: Bad News, Taozi, Han hyung, Sehunnie, Minseok hyung, Jongdumb, [...]
I’m getting a bad vibe about everything. Stop Jongin and Jongdae from wreaking havoc on my life.
From: Han hyung
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
From: Minseok hyung
Just let things happen. Who knows? It could turn out for the better
From: Yixing
jongin and jongdae are hurricanes that cannot be stopped
To: selected contacts [collapsed]
:(
From: Han hyung
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
To: Han hyung
ugh
From: Kris
hey
To: Kris
Hi
From: Kris
jongdae and jongin told me a couple things
To: Kris
Oh.
From: Kris
i’m sorry that your past relationship turned out that way. but i’m glad, too. because that means i get to have a chance with you
To: Kris
what
From: Kris
i like you, junmyeon.
From: Kris
ideally we would be having this conversation in person so i could be all suave and kiss you and stuff but you know i broke my leg recently so moving around is kinda hard. but. if you asked, i would go over to your apartment.
To: Kris
Kirs no, you don’t have to do that.
From: Kris
i would, though.
From: Kris
because i like you
To: Kris
I like you, too.
To: Kris
ideally we would be having this conversation in person so i could kiss you but yeah idk
From: Kris
hm true.
From: Kris
i’ll be there in 10
From: Kris
and
From: Kris
um
From: Kris
<3
To: Jongdumb, Jonginnie
holy
From: Jongdumb
;)
From: Jonginnie
arent u glad we interfered
To: Jongdumb, Jonginnie
Ye s
To: Jongdumb, Jonginnie
I never thought I’d say this to you two under these kinds of circumstances, but thank you!
From: Jongdumb
wowww are we that unreliable
To: Jongdumb
Yes.
From: Jongdumb
whatever hyung u . also jongin and i have some things we need to sort out as well :-)
To: Jongdumb
Please do not talk to me about your up-and-coming relationship with Jongin. I think I know too much about it already.
From: Jongdumb
wait
From: Jongdumb
what
From: Jongdumb
what do you mean
From: Jongdumb
hyung
To: Jongdumb
Ask Jongin what he likes to do when he thinks about you.
From: Jongdumb
?
From: Jongdumb
oh what htE FU C K
From: Kris
hey, i’m here. let me in
To: Jongdumb
:-)
From: Jongdumb
what tHE KKKKKKKK
From: Jonginnie
HYUNG WHY
To: Kris
:)
oh man
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