it's that 420 sound

kyungsoo wtf (for shaddup's chansoo request)

 

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To: ✰

kyungsoo~~~ what are you doing? <3

 

From: ✰

hittin that dank kush lmao blaze it

 

To: ✰

WHAt

 

From: ✰

ayyyyyyy turn up

 

To: ✰

kyungsoo what the hell.

 

From: ✰

lmaooooooooooo

 

To: ✰

did you go out and get drunk again?????

 

From: ✰

ahhhahahahahhahhahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

 

To: [selected contacts]

guys, do you know where kyungsoo is right now?

 

From: Jonginnie

Uummmmm. I thought he was with you, hyung?

 

To: Jonginnie

>:((( very funny, kim jongin. you took kyungsoo out to drink, didn’t you.

 

From: Sehunnie

isnt he home w u

 

To: Sehunnie

i’m pretty sure i would know if my own roommate was home.

 

From: Jongdust

I've been drinking, I've been drinking/I get filthy when that liquor get into me/I've been thinking, I've been thinking/Why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby?/I want you, na na/Why can't I keep my fingers off it, baby?/I want you, na na

 

To: Jongdust

were the beyonce lyrics necessary

 

From: Jongdust

bey is always necessary

 

To: Jongdust

even when you’re not

 

From: Jongdust

man u park

 

To: [selected contacts]

okaayyyyyyyyyy seriously what happened to my best friend

 

From: Byun

*crush

 

From: Tao

*true love

 

From: Han ge

*

 

To: Han ge

WTF??????????????????????

 

From: Han ge

b/c kyungsoo makes yo rise

 

To: Han ge

Get Out

 

To: Byun, Tao

:<

 

From: Junmyeon hyung

Ask Jongin. *I didn’t do anything to Kyungsoo, by the way.*

 

To: Junmyeon hyung

liarrrrr you probably gave them a ride to the club -________-

 

From: Junmyeon hyung

CLUB? Club! I’m wounded that you would think so low of me, Chanyeol!! Me!! Driving!!! Them!!!!! To CLUBS. Ludicrous! Ridiculous!!.........okidid

 

To: Junmyeon hyung

-________________- hyung u are the scum of korea

 

From: Junmyeon hyung

Jongin promised me that if I gave him, Kyungsoo, Sehun, and Jongdae a ride to a club then he would leave me alone for a week. I couldn’t pass it up. You know that.

 

To: Junmyeon hyung

okay yeah understandable because it’s jongin but why would you let them drag my little kyungsoo into that!! >:( he can’t associate with them!!

 

From: Junmyeon hyung

Chanyeol everyone has been friends with each other since middle or high school, calm down.

 

From: Junmyeon hyung

Wait did you just say “my little kyungsoo”

 

To: Junmyeon hyung

shu t up

 

From: Jonginnie

ok ok fine kyungsoo hyung got REALLY drunk but it’s okay because he did most of the puking already and i’m giving him lots of water i think he’ll be ok!!!!

 

To: ✰

jongin said you’d be ok are you ok

 

From: ✰

WHHAT WOULD YOU DOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOR A KLOMDIKE BAR

 

To: Jonginnie

-______________________________________-

 

From: Jonginnie

he will be okay i’m sure of that

 

To: ✰

kyungsoo you know that you’re a lightweight, why did you let them do this to you?

 

From: ✰

bruh..u need to #chill

 

To: Jonginnie

You’re dead.

 

From: Jonginnie

<3 love u, hyung

 

To: Junmyeon hyung

hey hyung do you know how to make hangover soup?

 

From: Junmyeon hyung

I have no idea.

 

To: Junmyeon hyung

but you’re kevin hyung’s boyfriend??

 

From: Junmyeon hyung

So

 

To: Junmyeon hyung

so i thought you always make him hangover soup a lot because kevin hyung goes partying and stuff a lot, right?

 

From: Kevin hyung

HELL YEAH I DO, PARK CHANYEOL. I PARTY ALL THE TIME. MR GALAXY HITTIN UP THA CLUBS, SON.

 

To: Kevin hyung

wtf hyung where did you come from

 

From: Junmyeon hyung

Chanyeol… Kevin has only ever gone to a couple clubs because his dancing is awful and he can’t hold his alcohol at all.

 

To: Junmyeon hyung

really?

 

From: Kevin hyung

DO NOT BELIEVE A WORD MY LYING BOYFRIEND SAYS

 

From: Kevin hyung

NOT A WORD

 

To: Kevin hyung

suuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrre

 

From: Kevin hyung

>:(

 

From: Minseok hyung

so how is kyungsoo

 

To: Minseok hyung

incredibly drunk.

 

From: Minseok hyung

ah

 

From: Minseok hyung

i thought so.

 

From: Han ge

have u guys had drunk yet lolz

 

To: Han ge

get away from me you alien

 

From: Tao

I have a list of ~romantic~ songs you can use to woo Kyungsoo ;) I’m here for you, brother.

 

From: Kevin hyung

i’m very cool very very cool veeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy cool B)

 

To: Kevin hyung

uh huh

 

To: Tao

no thanks

 

From: Tao

Are you sure?? I can book you guys a beach… and buy you sunsets…

 

To: Tao

wtf tao no you can’t buy sunsets

 

From: Tao

Why not

 

To: Tao

that’s just not possible?

 

From: Tao

Everything is possible with $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

From: Tao

;^)

 

From: Byun

fyi jongin has kyungsoo holed up @ his place because he’s scared you’ll hurt him after seeing how drunk kyungsoo is

 

To: Byun

THAT LITTLE

 

To: Jonginnie

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To: ✰

hey kyungsoo how u holdin up

 

From: ✰

IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOST MY MIIND THE FIRST TIME I MET IYOU BESIDES U EVERYHTING ELSE IS IN SLOW MOTION TELL M EIF THIS IS LOVVVVE

 

From: ✰

cgahnyeol

 

To: ✰

what

 

From: ✰

chanyoel

 

To: ✰

okay i guess that’s me!! whaddup

 

From: ✰

i

 

From: ✰

i like yo u

 

To: ✰

um

 

From: ✰

i thimk u.  i think ur like. i think ur hot.

 

To: ✰

likewise

 

From: ✰

im rEALLy drunk but i still like  you the same

 

From: ✰

its unfaiiru

 

To: ✰

but i like you.

 

To: ✰

i like you, do kyungsoo. even when you’re drunk and type like .

 

From: ✰

oh.. hehe <#

 

To: ✰

<3

 

To: ✰

okay i’m gonna go pick you up now… i need to beat jongin up and take you home so we can talk about things. sound good?

 

From: ✰

im alwuays good when im withh you

 

To: Jonginnie

OKAY LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE I AM COMING OVER TO FREE KYUNGSOO AND WHOOP YOUR

 

From: Jonginnie

hhYUNG HYUNG HE JUST THREW UP ALL OVER ME OH MY GO D

 

From: Jonginnie

PLEASE H URRY

 

To: Jonginnie

actually you know what. i think i’ll take my time.

 

From: Jonginnie

HYUNG

i've been mia on this series for so long god i'm so sorry my subscribers and shaddup ohhhhh my god