kai/sehun
EXO Text Message AUswtf is a brozone
sehun's life is so hard and he's liked his best friend for four years wtf. (for Cloudsungie's request)
To: loser
hey jongin you wanna come over and play games or somethin
From: loser
Sorry, Sehun, I'm going to the mall with Han hyung. Maybe on Saturday?
To: loser
...........that's like three days away. why not tomorrow
From: loser
Oh haha because I'm going to Han hyung's new apartment to help him unpack his stuff and move furniture around. He even said he'd buy me bubble tea after :)
To: loser
i thought kyungsoo hyung is his new roommate can't he help han hyung
From: loser
I already said I was gonna help, Sehun. Let's hang out some other time, yeah?
To: [selected contacts]
but, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
From: jongdae
it is the east, and juliet is the sun
To: [selected contacts]
my heart. sehun's heart. breaks.
From: jongdae
wth your heart isn't a light
From: kyungsoo
but, soft! shakespeare does not care about your broken heart
From: kyungsoo
and neither do i
To: jongdae, kyungsoo
-___________-
From: kyungsoo
ok fine i do care a little
From: kyungsoo
probably not shakespeare, tho. he is dead.
From: chanyodel
:( I’m sorry, lil bud. Wanna talk about it?
To: chanyodel
no u called me lil bud
From: chanyodel
I WAS TRYING TO SOUND KIND AND BROTHERLY
From: yixing
wait u have a heart?
To: chanyodel
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
From: baekhyun
What’s your problem this time?
To: [selected contacts]
how long have han and jongin been going out
From: baekhyun
They’re dating?
From: kyungsoo
wait. whta
From: minseok
ask everyone but the 2 people in question, why dont you
To: [selected contacts]
i mean... im pretty sure they are, they're spending so much time together and everything.......
From: jongdae
wait a minute. are you. jealous???
From: yixing
has anyone ever told u that ur kind of stupid
To: yixing
pls save that for chanyeol hyung
From: yixing
haha !
From: yixing
ur kind of stupid
To: yixing
-_____-
From: kevin
theyre dating?/
To: jongdae
no!!!!
To: jongdae
ok well maybe a little :/
From: baekhyun
How do you know they’re dating?
To: [selected contacts]
jongin’s spending all of his free time with han hyung instead of me and we’re always together. they have to be dating
From: chanyodel
Wow, Jongin just brozoned you.
To: chanyodel
stop talking to me why do you keep talking to me don’t do it jsut sto;p
From: chanyodel
:-(
From: tao
I thought Jongin was dating you
To; tao
unfortunately we’re not
To: minseok
hyung are u crazy i can’t ask them myself!!!!!!!!!
From: minseok
well you asked the rest of us and probably stalked jongin’s & han’s facebook profiles to see if you could come up with any dirt.
To: minseok
damn
From: kevin
are they rly datinf?
To: minseok
how did u get so good at this
From: minseok
i work as a police detective
From: minseok
and also you’re a predictable lil
To: minseok
-_-
From: baekhyun
Are you sure this isn’t all a big misunderstanding?
To: baekhyun
what is there to misunderstand
From: baekhyun
Um. Everything.
From: kevin
jongin n han are dating????
From: jongdae
wait so you’re saying you’re jealous of han because he’s dating the guy you like?
To: jongdae
um yeah obv
From: jongdae
all that aside
From: jongdae
why would anyone be jealous of han. he’s. han.
From: jongdae
han is like. the kind of guy who spits out his gum on the sidewalk so the unfortunate who walks by steps in it and has to endure sticky steps for the rest of the day. han is the kind of guy who would accidentally snap chanyeol’s guitar strings and then blame it in kyungsoo. han is the kind of guy who would rip the sticker off your snapbacks. han is :-/
To: jongdae
BUT HE’S DATING /JONGIN/
To: jongdae
AKA THE GUY I’VE BEEN CRUSHING ON SINCE YEAR 11
To: jongdae
FOUR YEARS, HYUNG. /FOUR/
From: jongdae
ok jeez chill
From: jongdae
i need to start praying for the poor kid, if he’s dating han then he’ll end up moving back to his mother’s house for protection very soon
To: jongdae
hyung ur missing the point
From: jongdae
trust me. im not
From: junmyeon
Hmm
To: junmyeon
what does tht mean
From: kevin
no rly are they 2gether
From: junmyeon
It means you’re dumb and you’re thinking way too far outside the box and you need to #checkyourself and realize you’re taking things too literally.
To: junmyeon
speak korean pls i have no idea wht u jus wrote
From: junmyeon
Forget it! I’ll just let you wallow in your own miserable fantasy. Just keep in mind Jongin may reciprocate what you feel.
To: junmyeon
what
From: kevin
OH SEHUN why do u keep ignoring mw
To: kevin
because idc about u
From: kevin
!!!!! you finally answered!!
From: kevin
wait a minute
From: kevin
HEY
From: kevin
OH SEHUN
From: han
Uh
From: han
Sehun
To: han
wHAT
From: han
I have a favor to ask
To: han
what
From: han
Well it seems to me that you know all your hyungs very well and you have a very good sense of style, so
To: han
flattery doesn’t work on me what do u want
From: han
Do you know what kind of clothes Jongdae would like??
To: han
……………………….what
From: han
AggGHHhH. Or like. A gift that Jongdae would find useful??
From: han
You know his birthday is coming up and I’m planning to ask him out on a date or something, haha.
From: han
Okay, yes, I like him.
From: han
Sehun?
To: han
u. u like jongdae hyung??
From: han
Er. Yeah.
To: han
but?/??
To: han
????????????????????????????????????????????????//
From: han
Yeah, lol, I know, he thinks I’m from the lowest level of hell. But I still like him. And I really want to snag dinner with him some time.
To: han
oooo hoOOLY S HITT
From: han
Is it that surprising?
To: [selected contacts]
WHAT THE HELEL LE HELLL HELL
From: junmyeon
Did any revelations spark from your cardboard box of a brain?
From: jongdae
huh
To: jongdae
hey if han hyung asks u for dinner and gives u a nice gift pls accept both he needs to be out of the market
From: jongdae
wait wtf
To: loser
JONNGING
From: loser
Um.
To: loser
i would rather tell u all this in person but
1. u have a nice smile ! very nice. very cute i loev it
2. i like you?? a lot???
3. i’ve liked you since year 11?
4. ur hot
To: loser
that could’ve been worded better but u get it, right??
From: loser
I. Um.
From: loser
Yeah.
To: loser
yeah?
From: loser
1. I think you’re hot too??
2. I’ve liked you since year 10
3. Your smile is cuter than mine :)
To: loser
do u wanna. i mean. do you think we could. date. maybe. like. be boyfriends.
To: loser
i mean we both think each other’s hot and we both have hopeless crushes on each other so it only makes sense that we date
From: loser
#tru
From: loser
I’d rather call you “baby” than “Sehun,” anyway.
From: loser
:)
To: [selected contacts]
i am a new person! i feel reborn!! thank u god that han hyung has the hots for jongdae hyung!!!!!
From: jongdae
wTF
To: han
oh btw i can go shopping w you tomorrow to pick out stuff for jongdae hyung cool cool ok bye
From: han
Jongdae just sent me an angry text with a lot of capitals and punctuation marks.
From: han
Oh Sehun you’re ing dead.
From: han
After you help me pick out his gift.
hahahahahahhh um
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