baekhyun/d.o
EXO Text Message AUsi kinda like u idk maybe???
Baekhyun confesses via text message, Kyungsoo is hyperventilating, and everyone else is amused. Except Sehun. He just wants to get into Minseok's pants.
From: Baekhyunnie hyung~♥; 6:30PM
hey soo. i think i'm in love with you.
From: Baekhyunnie hyung~♥; 6:37PM
hello?
To: Baekhyunnie hyung~♥; 6:38PM
fFuKc hyung sorry i didnt answer right away i might have choked on my dinner but yes um what??
From: Baekhyunnie hyung~♥; 6:39PM
i said i think i'm in love with you.
To: Baekhyunnie hyung~♥; 6:41PM
...
alright, oh dumbhun, fess up, i know this is you. how dare u steal baekhyunnie's phone & try to take advantage of my crush on him (that i will definitely get over very soon)?
From: Baekhyunnie hyung~♥; 6:41PM
it's not sehun. this is baekhyun. and you like me too?
To: Oh Butthun; 6:42PM
OH ING SEHUN WHAT THE ARE YOU DOING RIGHT NOW AND HOW ARE YOU TEXTING FROM BAEKHYUNNIE'S PHONE THAT IS AN INVASION OF PRIVACY AND YOURE EVEN MAKING FUN OF MY FEELINGS
From: Oh Butthun; 6:42PM
WTF HYUNG I WAS JUST IN THE PROCESS OF GETTING SOME ACTION FROM MINSEOK FOR THE FIRST TIME IN LIKE A MONTH
To: Oh Butthun; 6:43PM
wait
so ur not texting from baekhyun's phone pretending that youre in love w/ me?
From: Oh Butthun; 6:43PM
wtf why would i do that when i could be having with minseok
and what did baekhyun do???? did he ask u out???
From: Minseok hyung; 6:43PM
well thanks 4 ruining my night with sehun. i hope u drown in a pool of rotting baby seal carcasses
To: Minseok hyung; 6:44PM
wtf hyung
so does that mean sehun really isnt texting from baekhyun's phone pretending to like me?
From: Minseok hyung; 6:44PM
what did baekhyun do? did he ask u out??
To: Oh Butthun, Minseok hyung; 6:45PM
uh no not really but like 10 mins ago he texted me and it said 'hey soo. i think i'm in love with you.' and naturally i thought it was sehun b/c hes always pulling this but apparently not and omFG WHAT DO I DO
From: Minseok hyung; 6:46PM
oh, well congrats!!! dont u like him too? just confess back or something and happy ever after and then i'll actually be able to get it on with my bf
From: Oh Butthun; 6:46PM
great now all u have to do is go over to his house and do the smoochy and ur all good to go
To: Minseok hyung, Oh Butthun; 6:46PM
ITS NOT THA TSIMPLE
From: Minseok hyung; 6:47PM
why not
From: Satan; 6:49PM
sooooo. i heard byunbaek finally confessed to our soo baby ;))
To: Satan; 6:49PM
stfu
To: Oh Butthun, Minseok hyung; 6:50PM
alright which one of u ers told luhan about this
sehun im lookin at you
From: oh na na whats ur name; 6:51PM
hey congrats, soo. i hope you and baekhyun have a strong and lasting relationship together.
To: oh na na whats ur name; 6:51PM
wtf kevin who told u??? AND IM NOT DATING HIM
From: Satan; 6:51PM
u don't have to be so rude, jfc. did you respond to him yet?
From: oh na na whats ur name; 6:52PM
you keep getting my name wrong, it's wufan
To: Satan; 6:52Pm
oh
To: Baekhyunnie hyung~♥; 6:55PM
sorry hyung, i keep getting distracted. and um why exactly are you in love with me b/c idk im not exactly the best choice out there, ya know?
To: Oh Butthun, Minseok hyung; 6:55PM
OMFG IM SHAKING
From: Oh Butthun; 6:57PM
hYUnG I HATE U I ALMOST HAD HIS PANTS ALL THE WAY OFF GDI
To: Oh Butthun, Minseok hyung, oh na na whats ur name; 6:57PM
whoops soryr
To: Oh Butthun, Minseok hyung, oh na na whats ur name; 6:57PM
*sorry
From: Oh Butthun; 6:57PM
JUST STOP ING TEXTING US
From: oh na na whats ur name; 6:58PM
nah man it's aight
From: Satan; 6:58PM
did he say anything yet
From: Baekhyunnie hyung~♥; 6:59PM
well. i don't really know either? but it's just bushdishdsig i really like you. this wasn't the ideal way to confess but i'm kinda scared of facing you and i guess somewhere when we first went into college i started liking you a lot and idk i think i'm in love with you, soo.
To: Satan; 7:01PM
From: Taozi; 7:02PM
so i heard from luhan that ur gonna get laid is that tru
To: Satan, Taozi; 7:02PM
YOU LUHAN
AND ZITAo maybe i am why do u care gtfo
From: Taozi; 7:03PM
oooh hyung!! in the wise words of shinee: get it on (;
From: Satan; 7:03PM
ohoho
From: Yixing; 7:04PM
whats this i hear from zitao abt baekhyun ing you
To: Baekhyunnie hyung~♥; 7:04
oh... so youve liked me for two years?
To: Yixing; 7:05PM
he isnt, ok. calm down. its just that he texted me and it said some stuff about him liking me so idk
From: Yixing; 7:05PM
oh ok
From: Chanyurr; 7:06PM
ayo congrats, man. i know u've liked byunbaek for like, ever. since u were in the womb or something, rite?
From: Baekhyunnie hyung~♥; 7:06PM
yeah. um i was looking at your text earlier and i was just wondering if you like me too?
To: Chanyurr; 7:06PM
stfu
From: oh na na whats ur name; 7:07PM
i think you hurt chanyeol's feelings.
From: Jongin; 7:07PM
haha good job hyung ur is free at last
To: oh na na whats ur name; 7:08PM
well wufan idk if you understand but your bf is a whiny little
From: Jongin; 7:08PM
so whos gonna top. i bet its baekhyun
From: Jongin; 7:08PM
are u gona his peen
To: Jongin; 7:09PM
make one more comment about my and im gonna chop off yours
From: oh na na whats ur name; 7:09PM
my name is yifan
and wow that was a low blow, kyungsoo. mostly b/c you're so short
To: oh na na whats ur name; 7:09PM
is that the best you can do
don't talk to me
To: Baekhyunnie hyung~♥; 7:11PM
is this really baekhyun???
From: Junmyeon hyung; 7:12PM
Congratulations, Kyungsoo! I'll look forward to being the best man in the wedding :)
From: Baekhyunnie hyung~♥; 7:12PM
yeah. want me to prove it to you?
From: Jongdae hyung; 7:12PM
hey i heard the news from luhan
good job
To: Junmyeon hyung, Satan, Jongdae hyung; 7:13PM
WTF LUHAN WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM ABOUT THIS
AND NO GUYS, I AM NOT DATING BYUNBAEK
From: Satan; 7:14PM
um maybe because i'm dating jongdae and junmyeon is the only sane friend we have who won't torment you about this like i will
To: Satan; 7:14PM
good point
From: Junmyeon hyung; 7:15PM
Are you sure about that, Kyungsoo? ;)
From: Jongdae hyung; 7:16PM
nice try, buddy
To: Satan; 7:16PM
this is the worst night ever i hate you i hate your boyfriend
To: Baekhyunnie hyung~♥; 7:16PM
um okay sure
The sudden click of his front door causes Kyungsoo's eyes to race from the screen of his cellphone to the face of his best friend.
"Baekhyun hyung?" he gasps. "What're you-"
Baekhyun shrugs and plops down on the couch next to Kyungsoo. He stares straight into the younger man's wide eyes.
"Are you convinced now?" he asks, and Kyungsoo's mouth goes dry.
"Soo, I'm in love with you," Baekhyun continues, taking his best friend's small hands in his. "I think you're the cutest person in the world. I love your cooking and I love the shape your lips make when you smile and I love your voice and all I ever wanted for two years was for you to be mine."
Kyungsoo can barely hear the words over the beating of his heart. He's gonna die. He's gonna fall over. He's gonna have a seizure right in front of his crush oh my god this is so embarrassing.
"I..."
Baekhyun's eyes look cloudy. Kyungsoo swallows.
"I, um, I'm kind of in love with you too maybe I don't know klasdskaslf this isn't real," he squeaks, falling sideways on the couch with his hands covering his face.
Except his head sort of lands on Baekhyun’s lap.
The older man’s fingers Kyungsoo’s burning cheeks and he laughs.
“I guess that’s a yes, then,” he whispers before bending down and slanting his lips over Kyungsoo’s.
To: Junmyeon hyung, Satan, Yixing, Chanyurr, oh na na whats ur name, [...]; 7:31PM
now we're boyfriends i guess. we cuddled together. (and made out for 10 minutes)
From: Satan; 7:31PM
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
From: Taozi; 7:31PM
gET IT GET IT
From: Jongdae hyung; 7:32PM
so proud of u son
From: Minseok hyung; 7:35PM
gr8 have fun
From: Junmyeon hyung; 7:35PM
Hey, remember to use condoms and lube!! It’s very important!!!
From: Jongin; 7:35PM
lol
From: Chanyurr; 7:36PM
congratulations, my little dongsaeng!! ur a big boy now! all u gotta do is take off his clothes and ur good to go xoxo
From: Yixing; 7:37PM
whats this i hear abt baekhyun ing u
From: oh na na whats ur name; 7:40PM
hey congrats
From: Oh Butthun; 7:45PM
i’M OGING TO VMOIT
From: Jongin; 7:47PM
so does that mean you’re the bottom
From: Oh Butthun; 7:53PM
hEY WAIT u still didnt apologize for ruining our night u fegit
are u ready kids
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