i hate being the maknae

EXO goes to Six Flags and ditches Sehun.

for youneedtonot's OT12 amusement park request

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To: Kyungsoo, Jongin, Minseok hyung, Junmyeon hyung, Tao, [collapsed]

where are u guys

 

To: ChenChen, Tao, Minseok hyung, Yifan hyung, Luhan, [collapsed]

im still at the ice cream stand. u guys have been in the bathroom for 20 minutes did u all contract diarrhea at the same time or

 

To: [collapsed]

nO IN G WAY DID U GUYS JUST ABANDON ME AT AN ICE CREAM STAND

 

To: [collapsed]

THIS IS SIX FLAGS U GUYS. WHY. WHY

 

From: Baekhyun

calm down you little nerd, we’ve only been here for a half hour. go on some rides or something.

 

To: Baekhyun

I DONT WANT TO GO ON RIDES BY MYSELF

 

From: Baekhyun

oh boo hoo. you are 20 yrs old. deal with it.

 

To: [collapsed]

WTF IS WRONG WITH ALL OF U THIS ISNT FUNNY

 

From: Tao

actually it kind of is!!!

 

To: Tao

you

 

From: Tao

:(

 

From: Junmyeon hyung

Tao is sulking.

 

To: Junmyeon hyung

SO AM I

 

From: Junmyeon hyung

I’m disappointed, Sehun.

 

To: Junmyeon hyung

SO AM I

 

From: Junmyeon hyung

Stop acting so childish and apologize, Sehun.

 

To: Junmyeon hyung

UR THE ONE WHO ING LEFT ME ALONE AT SIX FLAGS

 

To: [collapsed]

IM SO SCARED

 

To: [collapsed]

I THINK I JUST GOT BULLIED INTO TRYING OUT A GAME

 

To: [collapsed]

THIS IS RIGGED

 

From: Kyungsoo

We’re at six flags. Everything is ty, overpriced, and rigged

 

From: Kyungsoo

Except the rides..?

 

From: Kyungsoo

But still

 

From: Dumbyeol

take out ur super amazing mega boom gun and shoot the stand and get the unicorn just like gru!!!

 

To: Dumbyeol

wtf

 

From: Dumbyeol

o yeah i forgot u arent cool

 

To: Dumbyeol

o yeah you’re a hORRIBLE FRIEND

 

To: Dumbyeol

how could you do this 2 me. we’ve been friends since high school. i stuck w/ you even when minseok broke ur heart when he ate all your ice cream last summer and i stuck w/ you when you got detention after poking the art teacher’s

 

To: Dumbyeol

how could you leave me all alone in the middle of an amusement park. how could u betray me

 

From: Dumbyeol

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

To: Dumbyeol

｡ﾟ( ﾟஇ‸இﾟ)ﾟ｡

 

From: Dumbyeol

just b/c ur the maknae doesnt mean u can get away with doin aegyo b/c ur not cute at all

 

To: Dumbyeol

(/^▽^)/ you

 

To: Dumbyeol

im textin someone else u dont even deserve my love and friendship

 

From: Dumbyeol

good luck getting them to respond b/c im pretty sure everyone is on a rollercoaster

 

From: Dumbyeol

including me. i dont think i should be texting i think my phone is gonna f

 

To: Dumbyeol

...

 

To: Dumbyeol

well.

 

To: [collapsed]

r.i.p park chanyeol’s third samsung galaxy

 

To: [collapsed]

may it rest safely in the bushes

 

From: Jongin

lol where r u

 

To: Jongin

eh just walking. i’m like 40 ft away from x-flight

 

To: Jongin

are you gonna find me so we can go on rides together like the best friends we are?!??

 

From: Jongin

lol nah

 

To: Jongin

et tu, brute?

 

From: Jongin

WHAT

 

From: Jongin

SPEAK KOREAN

 

From: ChenChen

why did you send jongin a text in latin. you know his brain doesn’t work that well.

 

From: ahhHHHHHHHHH

LOL U SHOULD SEE JONGIN RN i thought he was screaming from the aftershock of the giant drop but he was just trying to figure out what et tu brute means lolol

 

To: ahhHHHHHHHHH

waiT U GUYS WENT ON THE GIANT DROP W/O ME

 

From: ahhHHHHHHHHH

well yeah wasn’t it obvious from my text

 

To: ahhHHHHHHHHH

et tu, brute?

 

From: ahhHHHHHHHHH

u don’t sound smart when u say that, u know right

 

To: ahhHHHHHHHHH

wait

 

To: ahhHHHHHHHHH

wait! i see u and jongin and jongdae woah

 

To: ahhHHHHHHHHH

WHY ARE YOU GUYS RUNNING

 

From: Yifan hyung

i jus got two weird texts from luhan and jongin

 

From: Yifan hyung

forwarded→ Lil Jong: “et tu brute” what does that meaN

 

To: Yifan hyung

lol

 

From: Yifan hyung

forwarded→ : code red code red we have been spotted. everyone scatter so s*hun doesn’t find us

 

To: Yifan hyung

lol lil jong

 

To: Yifan hyung

lOLOL u have luhan as in your contacts?

 

To: Yifan hyung

wtf why did luhan censor my name

 

From: Kyungsoo

Hey where are you

 

From: Yifan hyung

idk you tell me

 

To: Kyungsoo

sorry it took me a while to answer… i was on x-flight

 

From: Yifan hyung

jongin’s apparently been sending everyone texts asking what et tu brute means

 

From: Kyungsoo

It’s fine, I just got off of the batman rollercoaster. And is that the only ride you’ve been on in the hour we’ve been here

 

To: Yifan hyung

he has a smartphone, he can just look it up

 

To: Kyungsoo

well yeahhh, since ALL OF MY “FRIENDS” DECIDED TO DITCH ME

 

To: Kyungsoo

AND IT’S NOT FUN RIDING ALONE

 

From: Kyungsoo

Sigh. Ok tell me exactly where you are and I’ll try to find you and we can go on a ride

 

To: Kyungsoo

KYUNGSOO OPPA I LOVE U OPPA UR THE BEST OPP A SARANGHAE MUCH SARANG TO U OMFG

 

From: Kyungsoo

(~˘▾˘)~

Call me oppa one more time and I will you up

 

From: Yifan

yeah well u know jongin’s not the sharpest knife in the drawer

 

From: Jongin

WHAT DOES IT MEAN

 

To: Jongin

come on

it’s not like every history teacher ever taught us this

 

From: Jongin

U KNOW I NEVER PAID ATTENTION IN SCHOOL

 

To: Jongin

u can figure it out like a big boy

 

From: Jongin

IDK???!??!!?

 

To: Jongin

say something im giving up on you

 

From: Jongin

AND WHAT DOES THAT ME A N

 

From: Jongin

SPEA K KROEAN

 

From: Minseok hyung

yoooooo I think jongin’s officially gone mental

 

To: Minseok hyung

´･ᴗ･`

 

From: Minseok hyung

why do I get the impression that you don’t care about jongin whatsoever

 

To: Minseok hyung

u should go into the fortune telling industry, hyung

 

From: Minseok hyung

hm yeah I guess. I mean I’m pretty good at detecting bull. thanks to you since you’re full of it

 

To: Minseok hyung

凸（ ．＿ ．）凸

 

From: Minseok hyung

૮( ᵒ̌▱๋ᵒ̌ )ა

 

To: Minseok hyung

woah hyung that looks like u

 

From: Minseok hyung

-________________-

 

From: Yifan hyung

forwarded→ Lil Jong: WHAT DOES “say something im giving up on you” MEAN

 

From: Yifan hyung

why must you do this to him. apparently because i’m an all-around foreign guy jongin thinks i ‘m the master of every language

 

To: Yifan hyung

LOLOL

 

From: Yixing hyung

kyungsoo and i went looking for you but we can’t find you. tell me where you are

 

To: Yixing hyung

omg ur so nice!! ok i’m outside of the superman line

 

To: [collapsed]

guys i see chanyeol climbing over the fence and going on thr grass right underneath the superman ride i thought u werent allowed to do that

 

From: Baekhyun

you’re not

 

From: Baekhyun

chanyeol’s gonna die

 

From: Tao

ooh, maknae!!!! i think chanyeollie hyung’s going to get in some ! :O

 

From: Junmyeon hyung

Oh, dear.

 

To: [collapsed]

oh he picked up his phone. i think it fell off on the ride lol

 

To: [collapsed]

oH HE’S BEING CHASED  BY SECURITY

 

To: [collapsed]

DAMN

 

To: [collapsed]

wow chanyeol’s putting up a good fight

 

To: [collapsed]

does he work out

 

From: Jongin

SPEAK KROERNANRRNJENFJEG

 

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this took way too long i'm sorry

also do u know where et tu brute is from

look it up, son