chen/luhan
EXO Text Message AUsebay is better than boyfriends
Jongdae hates Flappy Bird, his friends, Han (whom he unfortunately calls his significant other), but ebay could be an exception.
for shaddup's luchen request
To: han
AAAAAAAHGGGGGH ME UP THE ASSSS
From: han
again?? i thought you were sore from last night, you insatiable beast
To: han
STFU HAN IM TALKIN ABOUT FLAPPY BIRD WHO THE DECIDED THIS GAME WAS A GOOD IDEA
To: han
MY SCORE IS ONLY 5
To: han
From: han
lol chenchen bb, calm down. want me to come over?
To: han
why
From: han
so i can steal ur phone and beat your high score and then have rly awesome
To: han
you, sir, are a danger to my pride and most importantly my .
From: han
your is more important than your pride?
To: han
lu han do not come over
From: han
tbh though with an like yours why wouldn't it be lololOL
To: han
don't come over
To: han
ever
From: han
:((((
To: zitao, kyungsoo, jongannoying, kevin, junmoney, yixing, [...]
two questions: what's your flappy bird score and where can i find a new boyfriend
From: byuntae
99 and idk look on ebay
To: byuntae
99 are you ing kidding me how is that even possible
To: byuntae
wait wtf baekhyun i can’t find a new boyfriend on ebay
From: byuntae
you can find anything on ebay
From: zitao
omg ge!!1! that game is so frustrating! i only got a 38 T.T
To: zitao
“only”????
From: kyungsoo
I don’t waste my time on games. If you want a boyfriend just go to a club and get someone drunk
To: kyungsoo
why do i have to get them drunk
From: kyungsoo
because no one in their right mind would fall for you when they’re sober
From: zitao
ge!! i know lots of friends from china who are looking for bfs!!
To: kyungsoo
off
To: byuntae
is ebay where you found kyungsoo and if so why did you purchase him
From: zitao
but they all think u look like a dinosaur so those relationships probably wont work out!!! u need to find someone who thinks u look like a beautiful rose instead of a t-rex!!
From: junmoney
What’s Flappy Bird? A game? And I suppose I could set you up on blind dates.
To: junmoney
wow. hyung ur so boring
From: junmoney
That hurts, Jongdae.
To: junmoney
whatevr
To: zitao
thanks tao, i’ll keep that in mind.
From: byuntae
that wasnt very nice
From: chanyeol
lol i’m staying far away from that . yifan hasnt stopped playing it, though. hes tryna pass his high score of 186
To: chanyeol
is he even human
From: chanyeol
idk. tastes like one tho
To: chanyeol
oookaaaayyy i’m not even going to ask
From: chanyeol
yea u probably shouldn’t
From: jongannoying
go to a coffee shop & fall in love over americanos & have marshmallow flavored kisses
To: jongannoying
what do you think this is, a drama
To: jongannoying
also wtf since when are you so… gross
From: jongannoying
also i got 47 at flappy bird hahhhh er
To: jongannoying
have u always been this gross??? was i missing something all these years???
From: thehun
hyuuuunggg, your text made me lose the game!! i was at 35 :((
To: thehun
u deserved it
From: thehun
i hope u find a new boyf in the trash
From: minseok
sehun just slammed the door to the bedroom and i have a feeling it has something to do with you
To: minseok
nah ur boyfriend is just a sensitive hhh
From: minseok
i don’t play flappy bird and if you ever get a new boyfriend i’m going to run him through with a spear
From: yixing
i hate this gam.e
To: yixing
man ikr
From: yixing
and what’s wrong with han??
From: yixing
oh wait nvm
To: yixing
what
From: yixing
well i just remembered that everything is wrong with your boyfriend
To: yixing
ur infuriating
To: yixing
and also entirely right
To: yixing
what’s your flappy bird score
From: yixing
10
To: yixing
ur infuriating
From: han
what’s this i hear from baekhyun that you’re buying a new boyfriend from ebay to replace me???/
To: han
wha t
From: han
NO ONE CAN REPLACE ME
From: han
JONGDAE U WOULDN’T DO THIS 2 ME
From: han
RIGHT
To: han
eh idk. it depends.
To: han
what’s your flappy bird score
From: han
41
To: han
i’m gonna go see if they’re selling lee jongsuk on ebay
do u hate me yet
don't download flappy bird
i would bid one million dollars for lee jongsuk
//laughs 20 million times
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