kai/kris
EXO Text Message AUsget away from me
jongin just wants to finish writing his essay but yifan has other ideas. anatasha12's request: "Um I'm requesting Kris Kai with Kris trying to get into Kai's pants. ┬┴┬┴┤(・_├┬┴┬┴ " (also calling this pairing krai b/c cry)
From: galaxy hyung
hey
To: galaxy hyung
oh hi hyung wassup
To: galaxy hyung
im rly busy rite now i need to write this essay for lit could u text me later
From: galaxy hyung
one thing first
To: galaxy hyung
god what
From: galaxy hyung
i'm not god but i could be your guardian angel
To: galaxy hyung
what the hell
From: galaxy hyung
speaking of angels, did you fall from heaven? because you're, like, a celestial entity.
To: galaxy hyung
hyung
From: galaxy hyung
like a star. u are a star, jongin.
To: galaxy hyung
thx hyung but im rly busy rite now could u leave me alone
From: galaxy hyung
i cant
To: galaxy hyung
why the hell not
From: galaxy hyung
you are like a magnet, jongin. i am drawn to u
To: galaxy hyung
hyung wtf
To: soo hyung, sehunerd, chenerd, luhanerd, junmom, tao, [...]
guys im in a predicament
From: sehunerd
is your brain big enough to know the meaning of the word predicament
To: sehunerd
shut ur mouth, oh
To: soo hyung, baekhyunerd, tao, junmom, lay hyung, chanyell, [...]
anyway. kris hyung is sending me rly bad pickup lines someone help
From: luhanerd
LMAO
From: luhanerd
KRIS
From: baekhyunerd
jongin....................... idc
To: luhanerd, baekhyunerd
thx
From: chenerd
wow. he's actually doing it.
To: chenerd
doing what???
From: chenerd
last night he said he would be able to get in ur pants at least once before he dies
To: chenerd
but that's probably a long way off hes only lik 24 and im lik 21
To: chenerd
and what am i some kind of conquest
From: chenerd
yeah
From: chenerd
that and kris has had like the biggest crush on you for two years
From: chenerd
oops did i just spill his secret
From: chenerd
whatever idc
To: selected contacts [collapsed]
wait kris likes me???
From: galaxy hyung
are your legs made of nutella?
To: galaxy hyung
if ur gonna make another dark joke about my skin consider urself dead
From: galaxy hyung
because i'd love to spread them ;)
To: galaxy hyung
pls stop
From: soo hyung
I thought it was obvious tht he liked you?
To: soo hyung
hyung save me
From: galaxy hyung
do u work for ups?
From: tao
jongin!!! what kind of pickup lines??
From: galaxy hyung
because i could've sworn u were checking out my package
To: galaxy hyung
hyung we live 10 mins away from each other that is not possible
To: tao
pickup lines that are so bad i feel embarrassed knowing him
From: tao
ohhh.... those kinds of pickup lines. have fun jonginnie!!!
From: galaxy hyung
are u on a track team?
To: galaxy hyung
..no hyung. i dance
From: galaxy hyung
cuz i heard that u "relay" want my d
To: galaxy hyung
smh
From: luhanerd
how is it with kris?? is he still going strong?
To: luhanerd
unfortunately
From: lay hyung
hes probably taking the pickup lines from the internet dont worry he'll run out of steam soon
To: lay hyung
._.
From: galaxy hyung
you remind of a wrench, every time i think of you my nuts tighten up
To: galaxy hyung
is it rly tht easy 2 get u hard
From: galaxy hyung
no
To: galaxy hyung
hm
To: selected contacts [collapsed]
when will he evr stop
From: chanyell
XD
To: chanyell
ur dead 2 me
From: baekhyunerd
go away i do 't want to hear about your kris
To: baekhyunerd
u hyung
From: baekhyunerd
whatever!! idc!! i'm trying to have some alone time with my chenchen but you keep sending me texts!! stop!!
To: baekhyunerd
ok ok i get it calm down
baekhyunerd has been removed from selected contacts.
To: chenerd
i dont think baekhyun wants me to talk to you
From: chenerd
ummm well the chirping sound his phone makes when u text any of us rly gets in the way of some good times, so
To: chenerd
ew
chenerd has been removed from selected contacts.
From: galaxy hyung
are you from iraq?
To: galaxy hyung
my name is kim jongin i was born in south korea to korean parents i speak korean i look korean my name is korean and i am korean what the are u trying to play at
From: galaxy hyung
b/c i like the way u baghdad up ;)
To: galaxy hyung
get away from me
To: selected contacts [collapsed]
i hate this i hate kris i have a lit essay to finish
From: luhanerd
lmao
From: sehunerd
just do the do wit him and get it over with he isnt that bad looking
To: luhanerd
u are the least helpful person ever did u kno that
To: sehunerd
shut ur mouth, oh
From: galaxy hyung
do u know ur abc's?
To: galaxy hyung
i kno my hangul? and abc's too i guess im not that stupid but then again i never lived in canada
From: galaxy hyung
because i wanna give u the 4th letter of the alphabet
To: galaxy hyung
u wanna give me a ㄹ?
To: galaxy hyung
oh, d
To: galaxy hyung
that was a bad line btw
To: galaxy hyung
u need to step up ur game
From: minseok hyung
So how goes
To: minseok hyung
terribly
To: selected contacts [collapsed]
when will he evr run out of bad pickup lines
From: chanyell
XD
To: chanyell
STOP
From: tao
ge never gives up on ppl he likes! !
To: tao
dear lord
From: tao
but dont u like ge too????
To: tao
well
From: tao
u do!!!
To: tao
idk i do think hes hot but the whole commitment thing is new for me
From: minseok hyung
He just texted me to ask if I knew any good picku up lines
From: tao
i know feelings are hard but u need to realize what u want!!!!!!
To: minseok hyung
a good pickup line would be "hi jongin im sorry for the last ten minutes i will leave u alone now so u can finish ur lit essay goodbye have a nice day"
To: tao
yea
minseok hyung forwarded you a message.
From: kris
that's a lame pickup line
From: minseok hyung
凸^-^凸
To: minseok hyung
(−_−;)
From: junmom
Whoops, sorry! Seems like I just saw your messages now, I was busy working.
To: junmom
i am 2!!!!!! but kris wont leave me alone
From: junmom
Have you tried asking him nicely?
To: junmom
wtf hyung
From: junmom
Have you tried bribing him to go away?
To: junmom
is tht what u do
From: junmom
Of course.
To: junmom
damn
To: junmom
can u lend me some money
From; junmom
No.
To: junmom
man u
From; galaxy hyung
ok ok how bout this
From: galaxy hyung
are you kim jongin? because you’re cute and i’ve liked you for forever and i want to be your boyfriend
To: selected contacts [collapsed]
damn he got me good
From: galaxy hyung
okay i said it. i like you. all of this was a front, i’m not usually this forward and when i ask somebody out, i’m never this confident. or dirty.
From: galaxy hyung
yeah
To: galaxy hyung
are u kris wu yifan bc ur hot and lets go out for coffee tomorrow
From: galaxy hyung
wait really?
From: galaxy hyung
but it’s july it’s too hot for coffee
To: galaxy hyung
shhhh. bubble tea then. without sehun
From: galaxy hyung
alright
To: galaxy hyung
i’ll text u
From: galaxy hyung
okay. meanwhile, i’ll be chillin in my galaxy world, waiting for u
To: galaxy hyung
dont say that u sound gross
From: galaxy hyung
:(
To: selected contacts [...]
ok ok i accepted his feels
To: sehunerd
u better not show up at the cafe 2morrow
From: sehunerd
what why not i need my daily dose of bubble tea
To: sehunerd
i have a hot date
From: sehunerd
…
To: sehunerd
B)
i tried really hard omfg im sorry
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