”Siwon-ah, where are you?”

> Ah, Hyukjae. I just got back to the hotel, why? <

”Where were you?”

> What’s with the interrogation? <

”Just answer me … please”

> *sigh* I was at the filming set <

”And they don’t have shirts there?”

> Yah! Monkey what the hell? … Oh, wait a minute, he’s there, isn’t he? <

”He threatened to kill fishy’s golden fish and frame it on me if I don’t do this”

(That's not what I told you to say! Can't you follow simple lines? Well, it seems there's no acting career for you!)

(Fine, here. You deal with it!)

(Fine!)

(DOUBLE FINE!!)

(You better be prepared! Hae hyung is gonna hate you)

(Uuuugh evil maknae! Fishyyyyy …)

“I’m not talking to you”

> Then what are you doing now? <

”I said … Ugh I hate you”

> Why Babe? Come on tell me, what’s wrong? <

”What’s wrong? You seriously don’t know? Your pictures are all over the internet and you’re asking me what’s wrong?”

> Baby Kyu, you know I was filming <

”I didn’t know you’ll be running around half !”

> Well, I didn’t know either. But come on, that’s not the first time you see me half on a drama <

”Yah horsey! The filming just started and yet here you are exposing that hot body and those chocoabs of yours already?”

> You think my body is hot, aaaaw chocoabs? <

”That’s not the point!”

> Then what is the point? <

”The point is … “

> I’m listening <

”You’re going to give me a heart attack someday. *sigh* The point is, the hot body, the chocoabs aaaand the bulge in your pants are aaaaall mine, Cho Kyuhyun’s”

> Hahaha Babe, you know they are all yours. I am all yours <

”I only hear words but yet, you keep showing off to the whole world”

> Well, I don’t show everything, now do I? <

”That would be social suicide if you show other things”

> That’s why, I only show it to you my lovely maknae <

”How did we end up talking about your peepee? I’m still mad”

> No you’re not. You’re just jealous and I looove a jealous Kyunnie <

“Tsk if you did, you would stop doing things that upset me”

> If I stop, I won’t have a reason to coax you or make it up to you, and therefore, you won’t be getting what you like the most <

”Food? *excited*”

> Well, I had something else in mind … *sigh* who am I kidding, of course food is your favourite apology <

”No, it’s not!”

> Then, what is? <

” Well, I love food, but what I love better is the person who brings it to me. When you know you did something bad and try hard not to be killed by me. I love how you become all cheesy and romantic and we spend a great time together”

> … <

”Siwonnie?”

> Kyu … I love you so much. You have no idea how much I love spending time with you. I love how you get jealous and I love to coax you when you do. I don’t mind bringing you all the food in the world, just … Don’t change <

”I won’t hyung. I love you so much”

> Kyu, spare me some time tomorrow, okay? I need to make it up to you for this thing <

”Which food should I choose this time? hmmm”

> *smile* anything you want <

”How abouuuut Chocoabs with … cream?”

> I think I can manage that, but that’s dessert. What about dinner? <

”You pick, but I want it with Choi … topping”

> Oh babe, you’re right now <

”Good. Now stop teasing me with those pictures and put a shirt on”

> I’ll try <

”Try hard"

> Arasso <

”*A deep breathe* Well, now that this is settled, I have some scheming to do”

> Kyu, please don’t prank your hyungs <

”Me? Pranking? Oh no, I’m the innocent maknae”

> You’re not going to listen to me anyway. *sigh* I’ll see you tomorrow <

”See ya tomorrow, hyung”

Beep Beep ...

(Now where does that monkey hide …)