> Ugh! I can’t believe this! <

“Kyun-ah, what’s wrong?”

> Seriously Siwon? Seriously? <

“Whoa! Did I do something wrong?”

> No! Not everything is about you, hyung! <

“Glad to hear that … I guess?”

> The fans have lost their minds! <

“What happened this time?”

> KyuMin? Seriously? SERIOUSLY? <

“KyuMin?”

> As in Kyuhyun and Sungmin! I thought they’d let it go by now after all of our fanservice, but nooo ... KyuMin still exists <

“Babe, don’t you think you’re making a big deal out of this?”

> No I’m not! There should only be WonKyu! <

“Okay, so why were you snooping around the internet for KyuMin?”

> I was not! I just started typing ‘Kyu’ then a list of KyuMin pictures showed up! Fanarts, photoshopped … every kind <

“Kyu, you know it’s called freedom of speech. They like KyuMin, we can’t do anything about that”

> It doesn’t make sense hyung! IT JUST DOESN'T! <

“Why? Sungmin is a … good looking guy”

> Don’t put images into my head please. IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! <

“Well, if it’s KyuMin then you’ll be topping for sure”

> Siwonniiiie~ *whine* why are you doing this to me? <

“Why? Don’t you like topping?”

> I do! But not to him! <

“Then, to me?”

> No *pout* I like bottoming to you <

“Aaw baby! You’re so cute”

> Please don’t turn this topic into one of your ert talks *pout* <

“I wasn’t going to! Anyway, you know there’s nothing you can do about it, right?”

> … <

“I have an idea. Is your laptop there?”

> Uh-huh <

“Type ‘Won’ and tell me what you get”

> WonKyu! *excited* <

“See? Next time don’t type ‘Kyu’ but ‘Won’, and don’t let the other pairs disturb you”

> So the name is based on whose topping? <

“Uh-huh”

> Well, that’s discrimination <

“If you look at it that way”

> Hyung! There’s a fanart of us having ! Hahaha <

“*smile* yeah I saw that. Don’t remind me because even if that’s not your real body, I can’t help but get jealous thinking of people seeing you like that”

> I miss my horsey *pout* <

“Miss you too baby. Just a couple more days, okay?”

> Promise you’ll make time for me when you come back? <

“Of course I will. I’ll make you forget all of those KyuMin’s pictures and engrave WonKyu’s into your head”

> Haha my ert boyfriend <

“Who you …”

> Love to death <

“And …”

> Who I’ll never replace <

“For …”

> Forever <

“And ever”

> After <

"That's my boy"

> Bye hyung. I need to do some prank to forget about those pictures <

"Yep. That's my boy indeed"

> Mwaaah <

seahorse, So? ^^