"Hey, babe!"

> Hey, honey. How are you? <

"Superb now that I got to hear your voice"

> *head shake* cheesiness this late at night? <

"You know my cheesiness for you is a 24/7 service, Kyu"

> *smile* aaah Choi Siwon <

"Whatcha doing, sweetheart?"

> Nothing really. Just surfing the net for a bit before heading to sleep <

"Any news about our Super Show in Hong Kong?"

> People are still spazzing about our skin ship <

"We gave them more than enough until the next super show concert"

> We didn't get scolded, but we may not be lucky next time <

"No one can scold WonKyu! We're basically their income!"

> hahaha Wonnie, you're very confident, aren't you? <

"Yes, I am"

> Whatever <

"Anything else?"

> hmm... *hesitating* <

"What is it"

> It's just that... I looked at your 'stage half come out' <

"And?"

> I'm not sure I want you to keep stripping like that <

"But weren't you the one to say that I shouldn't take away something the fans are used to?"

> I did. It's just... <

"Are you jealous again?"

> I don't like to share my things <

"Oh, so I'm a thing now?"

> Well, not you! My ChocoAbs, my Sweetiess, my EggBiceps, my FortuneCookiesPectoralis, my ReglisseVeins... <

"Oh.My.Shisus! You named my body? Babyyyy~, why you never told me this before?"

> Tsk... you would've made me regret it <

"And you're telling me now when I'm on my way to the airport? That's very cruel!"

> Serves you right for ditching me for Paris! <

"I am not ditching you for anything, Kyu! I told you to come with me but you didn't want to!"

> Because I'm a busy man. I can't just leave everything and you to your big Audi event! <

"*sigh* Cutie Pie, let's not talk about it anymore, okay? It's already done and I'll be back before you know it"

> You better! <

"Anyhow, what were we talking about? hmm... Ah, my cute body parts names"

> Like I was saying... I don't appreciate sharing those parts with anyone. That body is the way it is because of me, anyway! <

"What do you mean?"

> Well, you don't just go around building that body for nothing. It's for me <

"I don't quite follow, baby"

> Who's your boyfriend? <

"You"

> Who do you sleep with? <

"You"

> How do you sleep with me? <

"Ha?"

> <

"Oh, right *dumbfounded*"

> For you to be you should have an excellent body, don't you think? <

"B-but that's-"

> I know I don't have it, but you're not the one who expects a lot from his horsie <

"That would be you"

> Exactly. So, my horsie takes real care of his body so he would perform perfectly in bed <

"Kinda true?"

> Then it's all thanks to me! <

"Haha BabyKyu, you're the cutest thing I've ever met in my entire life! Although your brain is a little... off key in this matter, but since I love you so much, I will not argue because my baby is always right"

> Wise choice, honey <

"Gosh, you're the best. I wish I was there to spoil you with my kisses and to 'perfectly perform in bed'"

> I miss my things too <

"Now you're making me jealous of my own body"

> I love you the most, hyung! <

" *sigh* You're gonna kill me someday"

> Should I stop being cute? <

"Oh no! Please do not ever stop being cute because baby... your cuteness is what's keeping me alive!"

> Oh, cut it off! You're even cheesier when you're away from me! <

"I love you"

> ... <

"Kyu?"

> Yeah. I was just waiting for you to finish your sentence <

"My sentence?"

> ... <

"I love you?"

> You don't usually say it that way *blush* <

"Ha? *confused*"

> Never mind <

"No, tell me!"

> Well, usually you would add another cheesy nickname from your million-nicknames-to-embarrass-Kyuhyun list <

"Hahaha I knew you love my nicknames!"

> I do not. I just... got used to them <

"Cute! I love you..."

> *anxious* <

"boo-boo"

> (_ _)" I feel like banging my head to the wall <

"Don't you like it, boo-boo?"

> Hyuuuung~ *whine* <

"Hahaha it suits you very well!"

> I hate you right now. I'm hanging up <

"Aaaw don't be mad, boo-boo"

> Bye hyung! <

"I'll call you when I get there, boo--"

Beep Beep

KH: Boo-boo? Seriously? Aiiiish, stupid horsie... boo-boo... boo-boo... Great! Now it's stuck in my head!

20/06/2013 00:25 am
Message To: Angel ♥
Stop frowning!
I love you... boo-boo ^3^

20/06/2013 00:26 am
Message To: Hot Stuff  ♥
Kiss my , Choi Siwon!

20/06/2013 00:27 am
Message To: Angel ♥
I'll gladly do so, sweetheart!
Wait until I get back ;^)

KH: 'Damn you! *pout*'

20/06/2013 01:00 am
Message To: Hot Stuff ♥
I love you too... !