"Minseok. Hello? Hey, Minseok."
     "Try 'Baozi'" whispered a voice.
     "Okay? Um... Hey, Baozi."
...
     "Ouch. That was a bad idea. Why'd you tell me that? That was a really bad idea and now I have a bump on my shin. Damn it."
     "Because... Because you're dumb."
     "That doesn't even make any sense, Luhan."
     "Well it would if you were in my shoes."
     "But my feet are bigger than yours. Oh, wait..."
     "You really are dumb."
     "No I'm not. I'm just tired, that's all. Besides, how would it make sense in your mind?"
     "Because if you really knew him, you would know he only lets me call him that. Maybe you're not dumb, just distracted by yourself."
     "But I'm not."
     "Yeah. Sure, Kris."
     "I'm not!"
     "Don't kill me!"
     "What? Am I that intimidating? It's my height, isn't it?"
     "Yeah. No. Wait... Yes?"
     "Good. You like tall people?"
     "Only because I want to be taller. And because they make clothes look good."
     "So I make clothes look good? What if I-"
     "EXCEPT YOU! Put your shirt down, no one wants to see that."
     "You do."
     "No." (Yes)
...
     "You're not that good looking. You're not that tall."
     "... Really? You're lying, aren't you? Why?"
     "Well, obviously, yes. I'm jealous. I want Minseok to bury his head in my chest, not my neck. I mean, the neck is nice- really nice, actually- but he's just so small and cute that you want to protect him and hold him and hide him from all the evils of the world even if he's older than me and can probably do better than me in the normal life. Not like I'm letting him go, but I'm just saying."
     "I'm tall enough to do that, Luhan. What if I-"
     "No."
     "But-"
     "No."
     "Hold up a min-"
     "Nnnooooooo..."
...
     "Where do you think you're going, Kris?"
     "Going to hug your boyfriend."
     "NO-"
     "Minseok~"
     "Hug me instead! You can't touch him! Take me instead!"
     "I'll take both of you; how about that?"
     "No, you can't touch him."
     "But I like him! And you!"
     "I know! That doesn't mean you can touch him!"
     "Can I touch you?"
     "No!"
     "What can I touch then? You can't say 'everything,' and you're forgetting I'm the leader!"
     "Go touch yourself!"
     "I already did!"
     "Oh gross! I didn't mean it that way!"
     "SHUT UP, YOU TWO!"
     "But, Baozi, he-"
     "Don't make come over there."
...
     "Fine..."

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an: lol I hope you guys understand this chapter