Honey, You Are Yummy

Me and My Crazy Circumstances
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A/N:
ANNYEONGHASEYO YEOROBUN! How was the last chapter? Kekeke. I was very touched and surprised with my new subbies and especially those whe filled the comment box.. I LOVE YOU CHINGUS!! Omona.  
To all my dear subscribers, readers, commentors and Applers..  LET'S BE FRIENDS! 
Here is another chappie. Okay, The winner in the poll is.. DUN DUN DUN!
Letter C: Honey, You Are Yummy. So.. Hope you guys enjoy my trolling! ∩(︶▽︶)∩  
 
Wait, WHO WANTS DRAMA?
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Dara's POV
 
 
OMONA OMONA OMONA.
 
 
Eotteokhae?
 
 
The bastard is hugging meeeeeeeeeee!
 
 
And worse, he just on your collar bone AGAIN. darnnit.
 
 
SASSSDGDHFJJDHGJFHJDHJGJGHJS.
 
 
Even though we went to the shopping mall, I am still wearing my night gown for heaven's sake.
 
 
That sister of his is no less erted than the god of erted bastards.
 
 
Gaah! It runs in the family!!
 
 
"Let.Go.Of.Me." I said firmly as I stood there, acting cool and relax.
 
 
But to tell you the truth, I am trembling, scared, nervous and hysterical inside because, DUH, he is hugging me and I'm in a revealing night gown and I am near the day of my ity's end.
 
ASDFDSGDFHGJ.
 
 
Don't think like that Sandara.
 
 
You have to keep cool and relax.
 
 
This bastard ain't gonna get anything from you. Keep that in mind.
 
 
"But.. I still want to hug my wifey." he whined as he hugged me tighter the back of my ears and his grip tightened.
 
 
"YAH! Stop being a ert!! I am not married to you and you DO NOT HAVE THE RIGHT TO TOUCH ME. DO YOU UNDERSTAND?!" I screamed as I yanked his arms away from me and attempted for an escape.
 
 
I don't know why I wasn't bothered by his , kissing, hugging and tou-
 
 
ASFSDGDHDAHTRHSRTHSRHSFHSFTHSRHRH.
 
 
 
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
 
 
 
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO YOU SANDARA PARK?
 
 
 
YAH! ARE YOU STILL ALIVE?
 
 
 
HOW THE HELL DID YOU THINK OF THOSE STUFF AND WHY THE HELL DID YOU PERMIT HIM TO DO THOSE THINGS TO YOU?!!
 
 
I tried running away, but no use. He immediately grabbed my arms and positioned me to face him.
 
 
He leaned his face onto mine, and ily whispered to my red blushing ears,
 
 
"Honey..
 
 
 
 
..You..
 
 
 
 
..Are..
 
 
 

..Yummy."

 
 

THAT sent shivers to my spine,

 
 
 
a tinge of ecstasy to my stomach
 
 
 
and a blissful feeling to my very lonesome soul.
 
 
 
WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?
 
 
"Get your y hands off me!" I screamed as I yanked my head and head him. He fell to the ground, groaning and mending his aching head.
 
 
Sorry, Bro. I got myself trained in all kind of sports. Sorry to disappoint you. HA!
 
 
I ran towards the dorm, not minding the y people looking at me.
 
 
WHAT? Never seen a running woman in a night gown? Psshh. Suit yourselves.
 
 
And, stupid me.
 
 
I forgot that I am now in the 7th floor.
 
 
ASDFGHJKLASDFGHJKLL.
 
 
I disturbed the new tenant in our old room which happened to be one of the crankiest persons alive and kicked me out of my old room.
 
 
LITERALLY.
 
 
Kicked Me Out.
 
 
The nerve?!
 
 
I sighed as I went up to my new room. I mean, 'OUR' goddamn cursed room.
 
 
Well, what did you know? I didn't even dropped a sweat!
 
 
It's the freaking goddam 7th floor we're talking about.
HAHAHA!
 
 
As I opened the room I was welcomed by the fresh scent of roses..
 
 
And speaking of roses, there are roses EVERYWHERE. And not just any kind of rose..
 
 
The whole floor is covered with red, pink and white rose petals and,
 
 
 
"OUCH!" what the hell did I stepped on?
 
 
 
Curse you Kwon Jiyong!
 
 
 
Who the hell in his right mind would also spread rose thorns on the freaking tiled floor?!
 
 
 
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
 
 
 
 
Jiyong's POV
 
 
HAHAHA! I if you could just see your face Dara.. You're red as a tomato!
 
She is just so funny to look at especially when she gets annoyed. 
 
 
Why blame me for being drawn to you?
 
 
YOU are the very reason I am like this.
 
 
'Cause you're just TOO Hot and you attract a lot of guys.
 
 
Are you a guy magnet of some sort?
 
 
I just wanted to with the thing. And excuse me, I will be your husband soon, I have to mark you before some other random checks on you. So what is the problem?
 
 
She started getting defensive and aggressive so I just had to hold my grip tighter and let her face me.
 
 
It was all just teasing. I didn't intend any erted acts, all is just a tease.
 
 
I just whispered cheesey nonsense..
 
 
But, she suddenly head butted me and it hurts like hell.
 
 
I mean how can she be so strong and courageous enough to head me? 
 
 
She is a one of a kind woman.
 
 
She left me there aching and mending my head bump.
 
 
ARGH! It stings and it freaking hurts!
 
 
I'll get back to you woman! 
 
 
HAHAHA! Let's see what will happen when you reach our room. You'll love and regret this.
 
 
PUHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
 
 
 
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Annyeong. Sorry for the crappy update.
We went Island hopping yesterday and it was hella fun. :) We collected Sand Dollars and shells! ♥
 
And guess what? I met a celebrity there! On Pandan Island. Wendel Ramos was there. :> (Too my Filipino subbies, I think you know him) Even though I'm not a GMA watcher or anything,All thanks to my aunts, well I get to see a celebrity yesterday. :))
 
I decided to update cause we're going to the opening of this new mall today with Woojae, Beautyoflove and 3 of my friends.
Hoping you like my crappy update. :/
 
 


 
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iuismylife
#1
update ?????
Dara23 #2
Chapter 20: Next plsss
lainelex #3
Chapter 10: so entertaining :-)
ceyiloveyou
#4
Chapter 20: aww </3 husband's friend, Seungri is her panda husband xD
sandaragon
#5
Chapter 20: Oh NOOOOO!!!
browneyesmouse04 #6
Chapter 20: OMG maybe dara thought seungri's her husband!! Omg:))
JK_jaji_25 #7
Chapter 19: Update soon please!! :D
SilverApple06 #8
Chapter 19: What happened to Dara?? 0.0
Oh gosh....

Thanks for the update authornim
PLs update again soon :)
sandaragon
#9
Chapter 19: Authornim moooooorrrrrrreeeeee moooooorrrrrrreeeeee please (^-^)
Wat happen 2 Dara??
JilovesDara
#10
Chapter 18: Please update soon!!! Please!!!