babe

honey

my luva

my jongdaddy

uhhh

oppa

omfg wtf dont u oppa me

that’s sick

wrong

totally wrong

wrong on multiple levels

ew

*shudders*

and

um

why r u texting me

why not?

am i not allowed to text my boyfriend?

ur sitting next to me

…

and?

at least go in the other room first

then text me

fine.

im on ur bed

how’s the couch?

what’s happening in the drama?

did they do the deed yet?

min, it’s a drama

they never do it

only recently do they actually kiss like humans

no fun.

:<

stop pouting

but u kicked me out

WE COULD

IDK

TALK???

IRL

not text

u goof

but that’s no fun

u know i only speak chinese

omfg

i hate u

ㅠㅠ

stop being racist

i take offense

in bed

um

what?

idk

in bed

xiumin what the hell r u doing

texting u

in bed

r u doing that whole

“in bed” after everything u say

thing?

yes

in bed

i can hear u laughing

u creep

i know u like it

in bed

is that an invitation?

isn't it always?

in bed

ok ok can u chill

and stop

i will if u come

in bed

OH THAT FIT