A/N:

tbh when i first saw exo, i thought xiumin was part of the maknae line and chinese. then upon closer inspection, i realized i was totally off.

ive been looking at so many pics of xiumin and chen (separately, but still). i sorta cant believe that chen was once my least favorite member of exo...i dont have a least favorite anymore. now that i love them all...but still. strange.
he's so cute ugh. they're all so cute. im laying in a puddle of my emotions. why do i love them more than my own friends???
this isnt healthy LOL

sorry for this mess of a chapter ;)

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so i told junmyeon

?

what’d u tell him?

about us?

that im gay

-.-

dude that was obvious

cuz luhan

but everyone thought lu was a girl

so being with lu made me look not gay

straight?

not gay.

oh

but u still didn't tell suho about us?

lemme finish, u impatient marshmallow

why am i a marshmallow

dont ask

it’s a secret

…ok

so i told him i was gay

and he laughed

and teared up

and i got scared

like

“should i take him in?”

“where’s the closet asylum?”

thoughts went through my head

um

and then he got his phone out

and called yifan

ofc

he told yifan to tell u

as if i don't talk to u already

so if u get a message from yifan

it’s probs about my ual orientation

but idk why they'd tell u first

LOL OMG

HAHAHAHAH OFC THEY’D DO THAT

i just got texts from kris

ooh? what’d he say?

“go snatch him”

“it’s y time”

“ him up”

“i believe in u”

“hwaiting~ ♡”

exactly what he said

idk if i should be weirded out by that

they all know

know what?

that ive wanted u

since the beginning

first time i saw u, i was with kris