xiumin why did u spend so freaking much today?

u blew thru that money

 

i blew it like a flute

heh

 

when r u gonna get over luhan

forget about him

 

what if i cant?

 

then what am i?

 

stupid

cuz u thought i was chinese

 

tbf luhan is chinese

and u were with him a lot

 

does that mean all chinese are together all the time

and all koreans are together

and all americans

and japanese

and french

and german

and wtv other countries there r

 

no

it’s just that u would talk in chinese to him a lot

and u went by xiumin only with him

and

oh

OH

wait

nvm

got it

u ho

 

he needed inspiration for his songs

so i gave it to him

everything

 

blow it like a flute?

 

ooh ooh ooh

 

oh god, minseok

thats rude

i dont wanna hear about it

ugh

brb while i puke

 

dont worry tho

i never had feelings

in general

until now

 

cuz im ur sugar daddy?

luhan never bought u anything, did he?

 

he bought me

JK JK JK

it was mutual and free

 

ok pls stop here

 

-_-

no he didnt buy me anything

he was more of a fwb than anything

 

wait what does that make me

we’re not dating or anything

 

yet

 

yet?

 

yet.

 

hm

 

makes us

umm

fwfab

 

fwfab?

what?

 

friends with feelings and benefits

cuz ik the way u say my name is loaded

with ur love for me

and my body

my mochi body

 

ur face is mochi, not ur body

 

;)

 

but why tf did u buy so much today

rn't u broke now

wtf

 

im nowhere near broke

i just have to stay away from sehun for a while

or i will be

 

ah

was that shirt the only nice thing u have?

i could get u more

 

SEE?

DONT

EVER

BLAME<