CHEN AND XIUMIN

 meeeeeeee

 

:|

what happened, minnie?

 

im at the mall

there’s another video game promotional event

I NEED U BOY

pls come nowww

nowwWWWW

im wAITING

 

ok ok

hold on

im in the middle of smth

 

again?

ur ALWAYS doing stuff lately

and not being with me enough

 

u mean

not following ur every whim

just cuz we’re dating

does not mean

that I'm required

to be with u

every

ing

second

of the day

 

:<

u hurt me

 

:/

sorry, min

i love u

but I'm a little busy rn

 

ok

that’s ok

OH

WAIT

I SEE CHANYEOL

A L O N E

is it ok if i make him be my fake boyfri

for this promotion

 

um

i guess

 

ヾ(＠⌒ー⌒＠)ノ

yayayayayayay

i’ll bring u back something good

mkay?

 

sure

 

love u, babe

♡

 

 

—

CHEN (L) AND KRIS (R)

 

 

how do i kill a ?

 

whoa

jongdae

what happened?

lol

what an interesting way to greet a person

 

…

 

which r we killing?

 

minseok

 

LOL

i thought u were in L O V E with him

huh?

what happened to ur proposal?

did u fail and

 

um

no

im still working on preparations

 

dude

if ur gonna take that long

might as well hire a planner or smth

cuz ur taking forever

tbh

 

i just need this to be perfect

 

?

so why do u wanna kill ur boyfriend?

 

cuz he’s going on a fake date

with his baby’s boyfriend

 

Chanyeol???

SRSLY?

that boy’s got game

just saying

 

:|

 

srry

ur man has skills beyond belief

luhan, sehun, u

and now chanyeol?

#skills

 

not making me feel any better

wait

WAIT

SEHUN?

SINCE WHEN?

THE ?