which do u think is hotter

ramyun or spaghetti

off my body

 

what is this question even…

 

just think about it

 

i think spaghetti is easier

ur talking about eating it and using ur body as the plate

right?

 

yah ofc

who do u think i am

 

gotcha

umm

well ramyun tastes best with the broth soup stuff

so that’d be messy and just weird

 

dont attack my love

 

and u already had it off me

 

oh yeah

so spaghetti it is

sauce or no sauce?

 

SAUCE

 

whoa

ur more into this than i thought

 

ok but why the sudden urge for body food

 

idk

im out getting food and stuff for my baby baek and his husband

 

boyfriend*

 

sure whatever

and i low-key got when looking at the noodles

 

OMFG

IN THE STORE?

 

yes

where else?

say something un-hot to distract my

 

ummm

junmyeon and yifan role-played last night

according to yifan

 

gross

what'd they do

 

i think junmyeon wore cat ears

and yifan was his owner

 

oh my god

animal cosplay

i cant

 

r u good now

 

mostly

oh

i see sehun

im totally fine now

 

sehun’s there?

 

yeah

OH

MY

GOD

ASDFGHJKL

 

WHAT

WHAT HAPPENED MINNIE

 

LUHAN IS HERE

WTF

WHAT OH MY GOD

THAT ER

LIL S

 

?????

 

THEY’RE TOGETHER

OHMYINGGOD

 

sehun and luhan???

 

YESSS

suspicions confirmed btw

I KNEW THAT LITTLE GUCCI WANTED TO STEAL MY OG MAN

 

“og man”

im slightly hurt

slightly

 

ur my only man

he’s my og man

 

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dont raise ur eyebrows at me

u cutie

 

i try

 

;)

can u come pick me up babe

i walked and now i dont wanna walk back with groceries

 

lol ok

no prob