Kim Jongdae has a hot Sugar Daddy and not even his brothers or cousin knows.

The boy, as he happily chews on a licorice, skips to the direction of wherein he first sinned (well, he had already sinned a ton when he watched the chickens reproduced but let's not get to that). Wearing the Dolce and Gabbana DG2027B sunglasses his Daddy especially bought for him, Jongdae finishes his licorice and knocks on the door.

Not more than a minute later, it opens and reveals the sugar daddy he's so proud of. (Kim Jongdae's demon is endlessly smirking and giving those jealous fangirls the middle finger.)

Jongdae's cat-like smile is reciprocated by a beautiful dimpled one and the younger swear the angels are singing from the heavens above. Jongdae didn't even let the elder say a word as he pushes him back inside the room and closes the door behind him. And thus, just like that, the sin they create on a regular basis which began about a week ago starts at eight thirty in the evening.

Yup, Kim Jongdae is definitely feeling good now.

And Joonmyun and Heechul's going to have a heart attack once they learn about this.

How did he managed to snag up such a huge fish in the first place? Well, it was far easier than people think.

He remembered it so clearly like it was just yesterday.

Per usual, Jongdae arrived in the mansion at eight thirty after he helped Hani buy some stuffs. While it was tiring (she don't act like it but she's definitely a rich girl. She shops a lot and they probably entered all the branded store names inside the Mall until she felt satisfied), Jongdae managed to shag himself up with some latest fashion so everything's good.

Humming a tune he heard on Spotify because listening to the local radio is poor people thing, (Even though Spotify is not yet available in South Korea but then again, rich kids always finds a way. And he's a rich kid therefore he found a way), the boy makes his way to his room with half a dozen of paper bags in his hands.

Jongdae lists his plans carefully in his head.

First, he'd take a bath, then he'd play with Chen, play a little MMORPG and then maybe do his homework—lol joke, cross that out, a cool kid like him's too cool to do homework. (An imaginary pocket size Jongdae winks and forms his hands into pistols at his perfect pun).

Jongdae, with all intention of going inside his room, is stop midway when he hears a "pst". Frowning because who has the audacity to call him like a dog, the boy turns around and sees Yixing flashing him his famous dimpled smile from his door (which is directly opposite to Jongdae's). He don't know if it's the fact that he learned that he like Unicorns or he's just the angel among the pack of demons called Lu, but the fear he felt for the boy during their first day had completely disappeared.

So instead of running inside his room like a girl who's being chase by a thousand demons, Jongdae faces the boy.

"Hey," Yixing says as he motions the younger to come closer with his hand. "Do you want some?" He asks and raises a packet of candies.

Normally, a sane person would run away because according to Hollywood, a dude—especially an old one—offering a pretty little thing like Jongdae candies is never good and there's a possibility that he'd be found dead on the nearest river the next day.

But to Jongdae's defense, Yixing is no old man and if in the end he'd die, he'd rather die in the hands of a hot boy.

So throwing his rationality out of the Earth's atmosphere, Jongdae shrugs and goes to where Yixing is standing. "Exo?" He asks as he picks one candy after the elder opens it.

Grinning, his dimple seems to deepen with the action, Yixing nods and takes one of the candy and pops it in his mouth. "It's from the Book of Exodus. It consists mainly of two genres, Narrative History and Laws. It was written by Moses about 1450-1410 B.C. The key personalities include Moses, Miriam, Pharaoh, Pharaoh’s daughter, Aaron, and Joshua. It was written to record the events of Israel’s deliverance from slavery in Egypt. It describes the events to the reader in chronological order and also lists the Laws that God has given to the Israelites, in order to guide them in their relationship with Him—"

"Okay, woah, woah, calm down." Jongdae says and stops Yixing from telling the entire information available there is about the book. Honestly, he only registered the first sentence and the rest all sounded gibberish. "I get it." He nervously laughs and pops the candy he'd been holding to his mouth.

Seconds later, his expression visibly lightens as he got a full taste of the candy.

"Hey! This is really good." He exclaims as he travels the candy inside his mouth using his tongue. Yixing watches him with delight until he perks up and open his door even further.

"I have more. You can have some more if you want." The older offers and makes way for Jongdae to enter.

Again, normally, that would have been the second red flag. A person with a right mind would be stopping with just one candy. They would think that it would be a trap, that the candy they ate just now was nothing but a decoy to make them enter the room, that the moment they'd do so, they'd be auctioned to the black market. If you're not an idiot and dense, you'd definitely turn around and leave.

But Kim Jongdae is Kim Minseok's younger brother and he isn't a worrywart like Kim Joonmyun.

So with a huge smile, he exclaims a "cool!" and enters the .

That night of May 10, Kim Jongdae lost his ity to Zhang Lu ing Yixing.

Not really.

But he sure as hell wouldn't mind if Yixing grabs him by the collar and tie him to the bed and do him some serious unworldly varsity bed moves. Which is as possible as the theory that man can breath in space.

IMPOSSIBLE.

Because Jongdae learns that Zhang Yixing is the Kim Minseok of the Lus and he's equally as dense as Jongdae's eldest brother.

(Or y'know, Yixing's just not a ert.)

When he entered Yixing's room for the first time, the boy really just gave him three packets of candies. Nothing more, nothing less. (Which was kind of disappointing because, again, Yixing's really hot. And he should've at least stole Jongdae's first kiss out of respect for the younger.)

But if there was another thing that Jongdae learned that night, it was that Yixing sort of has this weird obsession with Unicorns.

"So, like, you still believe in Fairies and stuffs?" He asks as he ogles the room which is full of anything that relates to a Unicorn. He has a Unicorn figurine, Unicorn lamp, a Unicorn head as his bedpost, a mug printed with a cute Unicorn cartoon, Unicorn stuffs toys, and—oh, look! There's Harry!

To sum it up, you'd see Unicorn wherever you will look inside Yixing's room.

Jongdae is expecting Yixing to grin wide and exclaim "Yes! I mean, don't you too? They're so fluffy I'm gonna die!" or something like that. So it sort of caught him off guard when the elder raised an eyebrow and look at Jongdae like he's some sort of an idiot.

Shaking his head, Yixing sits down on his couch, crosses his legs, and rest one arm on top of the back of the sofa. Jongdae unconsciously imaginewd the elder is wearing a black tuxedo and bam! That's Mr. Zhang right there.

#Daddy.

The younger didn't even masks his heavy swallowing at the idea.

Yixing doesn't seem to notice this as he motions the boy to sit on the chair opposite to his. Smiling, he starts. "I don't believe in Fairies." He clarifies. "What I believe is that the existent of Unicorns."

Frowning, Jongdae tilts his head to the side. "Aren't those two the same?" He asks.

Instead of being offended 'cause Jongdae's definitely looking at him like he's some kind of a moron, Yixing only laughs. "No, they're not." He says and Jongdae tries not to be distracted by the dimple that's as deep as the Marianas Trench. "See, the existent of little humans having wings like that of a dragonfly or butterfly is impossible. I don't believe in magical beings as they contrast science. Also with the human body and those wings, I don't thinks it's possible." He says. "Unicorns on the other hand are different."

Jongdae still thinks he's stupid but he leans forward and motions the moron to continue. Nodding, Yixing mimics the younger and clasps his hands together. "Think about this; where do this story of mythical being came from? Possibly from human's wild imagination, right? But you know what I think? One must have a basis for him to construct a story like that of a one horned horse. Or, there is indeed a horse specie out there that has one horn on its head and is capable of healing faster."

"See, that's not entirely impossible specially with Charles Darwin's The Evolution Theory. There could be a possibility that some horse, very few perhaps, grew a horn on their heads as a form of protection from predators." Yixing explains without even blinking. "As for their so called healing powers, their cells could possibly regenerate faster than an average horse as part of their evolution. Or, it has something to do with their..." Whatever the elder is saying grows deaf to Jongdae's ears because he honestly don't understand any of it.

And it is making his head hurt.

But he has to admit, Yixing is really hot talking like that. When his eyes sparkles or when his lips quirks up as he tell tale his theory about homeostasis and cells and the extracellular matrix, Jongdae has to fan himself because goddammit, that's ing hot!

And he don't even know why.

He never knew that talking science and theory could equal to a talk until he met Zhang Yixing.

When he talks like that, his mouth spitting some science gibberish, Jongdae couldn't help but to swoon and sigh dreamily. It's like he could listen to Yixing talk about science and the Evolution Theory or whatever Theory and would never grow tired of it. 

And so, just like that, their love story started.

Yes, he managed to shag a Lu and they're now boyfriends. At least Jongdae thinks they're boyfriends. After all, they go home together (sometimes), he accompany Yixing to the Chem Lab and stays there until Baekhyun rings his phone and say "Where the are you?!", and Yixing let him laze on his extremely soft and Nella Vetrina Amnesia 6052/320 sofa on a regular basis.

Also, Yixing gave him one of his black cards and told Jongdae to buy anything he wants with it.

So...

One point for Kim Jongdae!

I guess.

 

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Lu Rongjia often times wonder where she had gone wrong with Han.

Okay maybe she played a little role in spoiling the boy, but to her defence it's her husband and father-in-law who waved their black cards around and gave the boy everything that he wants. She still remember the time when Han asked for a private island and a week later, Fon gave the boy some documents stating about a private island in the Caribbean now owned by Lu Han.

He was only ten back then.

Those two idiots gave the boy everything he wants and look at him now, he is downright spoiled and would throw a tantrum if he can't get whatever it is that he want. Lu Han grew up to be quite a brat and more often than not talks back. Of course that always ends with his ears getting twisted courtesy of his mother. Yet, with that being said, never had Han scared her (unless you call him Pretty because that's a different matter).

Until today.

Rongjia, in her Derek Rose Silk Pajamas, gives her husband an alarmed look as she weighs down her options. She could stand up from the bed and run to her husband who is on their bedroom couch, but there's a possibility that Han would pull her down and drag her to hell, or she could stay in bed and wait for her own son to kill her for all the times she had refused to buy him stuffs. God knows Han could be hiding some sharp weapons under that cocoon of blankets he had wrapped himself with.

"He's going to kill me, I swear!" She shrieks to which Fon only rolls his eyes at.

"He's your son, Jia. He's not going to kill you." Lu Fon reasons out as he continues to check his emails.

"Do you know how many children out there that committed Matricide?! Heck, Cleopatra was believed to be killed by her own son!" She exclaims and at the back of her husband's mind, he couldn't help but to think of how similar she and Han are especially when she goes on a hysteric like that. It is kind of cute. But he is not about to voice that out because he can't risk himself being strangled to death by Rongjia.

"I can hear you, you know." Lu Han murmurs from his layers of blanket which makes his mother shriek and get off the bed.

"What the hell are you even doing here?" The woman exclaims and places a hand on her chest to even out her breathing.

Peeking out his head from the bundle he wrapped himself with, Han pouts, an act that made his own mother shiver because , she isn't used to seeing him like this. 'He's definitely being possessed by some entity he offended!' The woman inwardly shrieks. "What's wrong with me being here?" Lu Han retorts. "I'm your son, I can sleep beside you guys whenever I want." He reasons out.

"You stopped sleeping beside us when you were eight, Han." Fon retorts from his place on the couch. Lu Han tries not to flinch with that secret information because, one, it is embarassing, and two, it is ing embarrassing especially after learning that your friends stopped sleeping beside their parents at the age of six or seven. "And whatever it is that you're doing, you need to stop because you're scaring your mother." he adds.

When Han frowns and buries himself back to his cocoon, it is a clear sign that he isn't going to stop. Rongjia whimpers and runs to where her husband is hunched over. She literally latches on him and Fon tries his hardest to not let the amused grin form. But he also know that his wife is genuinely scared so as an idea crosses his mind, he let the grin (which is the obvious origin of Han's) show.

"Well," He grunts as he stood up, taking his wife with him. "If you're so insistent, I guess we shouldn't deny you some quality time with us, should we?" Fon says and pulls the woman to where Han chose to lounge. Rongjia resists a little but when her husband let her go and lay beside the human cocoon, she gives him an unsure look. The woman mouths a 'what are you doing?' which is ignored by the man.

"You know what this means, Jia?" He grins with his eyes glimmering with mischief. "Lu Sandwich!" Fon excitedly screams and wraps his arms and legs around the human cocoon. They hear Han whine and struggle within his hold. Understanding what he is trying to do, Rongjia's expression lightens and her previously alarmed expression is replaced by mischievous one akin to her husband. She leaps onto the bed and much to Han's distate, mimics her husband and wraps her arms and legs around the human burrito.

Lu Han screams a manly scream and tries his best to escape their hold.

"Knock it off!" Lu Han screams and wiggles his way out, not liking the tiniest bit of how the duo is laughing at his misery. "Help!" He screams but of course no one came to his aid because everyone loves to see Lu Han suffer.

After for much more struggling, the boy finally wiggles his way out of his parent's vice-like grip. He gets off the bed breathing heavily with his duvet over his head. "I hate you both!" Is what he screams before dashing out of his parents' room. Lu Fon laughs loudly and gives his beautiful wife a wink.

"And that," he grins. "is how you willingly make your son leave your room."

 

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Outside, Lu Han makes his way back to his room grumbling and not even the slightest bit amused.

He originally went there so that he could bother them, especially Rongjia, but obviously that didn't happened. He hates it whenever his dad sides with his mom and especially hates it when everything doesn't go as what he'd plan. He wanted to annoy his mother so that he could take his mind away from the sudden realization he had yesterday. Just the fact that the feelings he has for Minseok is that of a 'like' and not 'hate' is enough to make Lu Han awake until four am—that's saying something because he usually sleeps soundly at ten pm when's he's not out partying—, miss his morning class, and not put his mind into practice.

He just simply couldn't believe he let himself fall for someone like Kim Minseok!

Like, how dare he choose Kim Minseok of all people?!

Of all people to choose from, why must it be Kim Minseok?!

Sure, Minseok's really cute, and his eyes are really pretty, like, really, really, really pretty, and he smells kind of nice (its not like he had been smelling him from the every chance he gets!) but those are not enough reason to like him, right?!

So what if he don't care about Lu Han? So what if he never turned his head toward Lu Han like how everyone does? So what if he don't give a about Lu Han or who Lu Han is or why is he even alive?! So what if to Kim Minseok he is no one special?!

Who the cares?!

Not Lu Han.

Definitely not Lu Han.

Of course, it's not Lu Han. Why would it be Lu Han?

D-duh.

With a duvet over his head and the rest the boy is dragging on the floor, Lu Han's scowl turns deeper as he stomps his way toward his room. He is planning on burying his self on a pile of blankets and maybe eat some ice cream along with his feelings and frustration. Lu Han could open his parents' stacks of Champagne but he is in no mood to go downstairs.

But of course even that doesn't go along as how he plans.

Halting on his tracks, Lu Han openly glares at the incoming figure who is holding a what appears to be a packet of gummy worms. Possibly feeling that there's a dark entity lurking around the mansion, Minseok looks up from searching for the right color and sees Lu Han standing not so far from him. The boy thoroughly chews the gummy worms he had stack in his mouth ahead of time and swallows. He then remembers the thing the boy told him back in the open club recruitment.

It is quite funny actually. When Lu Han jumps as Minseok murmurs a soft "hello" with an expression people who don't know him better can interpret as a shy gesture. In reality, it is an expression Baekhyun taught him because the younger kind of notice how me makes people weak everytime when he do so.

And make Lu Han weak is what he definitely do.

The boy swallows thickly as Minseok merely blinks his lovely eyes at him. Now, with Irene's words giving him light, he realized the urge he had been keeping inside. Like how he want to pull Minseok close and slam those adorable mouth shut with his and after that, claim him as his, maybe mark his neck with hickies so that Chanyeol or more importantly, Jimin, would not come close because Minseok's his and his! Also maybe put a silver band around his ring finger so that they'd definitely stay away.

And then, that's when he realize it.

Lu Han blushes a deep scarlet color as he realized he had been fantasizing of marrying this loser. Thinking of littering his neck with hickies isn't even that extreme, he fantasized of doing the same to Cristiano Ronaldo once when he was thirteen to be honest, but marriage?! Him and Minseok?! With all the churches and white motif and ding-ding-diding wedding march?!

Okay, that's pushing things too far! How dare Minseok do this to him?!

Fumming, of course his anger quickly disappears when they locked eyes, Lu Han marches to where Minseok is standing with firm steps.

The boy merely blinks in confusion as Lu Han came close like a raging bull. He did what he told him to (he always do because he's an obedient boy) and now he wonders if Lu Han is implying on not doing what he says or he simply has issues. Also, he look kind of ridiculous with the duvet around his form. He sort of reminds Minseok of that monster from 'Spirited Away' or something. He's not so sure.

He don't like movies that much.

"Are you okay?" Minseok manage to question as Lu Han halts too close and completely disregards his personal space.

Lu Han's eye twitches at the question. He want to scream that 'No! I'm not okay and it's all your fault!' but thought against it. He decided—at the last seconds—that he wouldn't let Kim Minseok see just how much he affects him. If Lu Han want to get the upper hand, he is going to make Kim Minseok beg and reciprocate his feelings because by God, the word "no" is never in his vocabulary. Lu Han always gets what he want.

And Lu Han is definitely going to get Kim Minseok.

Looking down to the packet of gummy worms Minseok is holding, an idea flashes on his mind. Not letting his expression betray him, Lu Han removes the duvet he wrapped around himself and in turn wraps it around the smaller boy's form. The way it flutters around them is straight out of a fairy tale and Minseok would never know what hit him when Lu Han finally lays his plan. He had never want someone this bad before and Lu Han isn't going to back down.

Ever.

Running his index from Minseok's jaw to his the corner of his lower lip, Lu Han makes sure that he got all of his attention. When he leans far too close for comfort, Minseok could only blink in confusion as the other questions a: "Can I have some?"

Unsure of what Lu Han is doing, Minseok merely nods and watch the boy pick a clear and blue gummy worm. While he was confused of Lu Han's intention, he said nothing as the other inspect the treat in his fingers.

What he didn't expect is for Lu Han to open his mouth using the hand on his chin and put the blue part of the treat in his mouth. Minseok didn't even managed to lean back when Lu Han bites the clear part and got far more closer than he did earlier. He could literally feel the breath coming from his nose and Lu Han's scent, a mixture of expensive cologne he couldn't name and earth, invaded his system. He could almost feel the taller boy's lips as he bites the treat and leaves almost nothing for Minseok.

And when Lu Han leans back, a triumphant smirk is on his face.

"Good night, Baozi." Lu Han murmurs sensually and takes the duvet around Minseok's shoulder.

The shorter boy could only watch his retreating form disappear inside his room, and slowly think...

What did just happened?

 

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Just to make things clear:

Joonmyun is a closet ert.
Jongdae is a open ert.
Zitao is not so erted.
And Minseok... Well, he's Minseok. _(:з」∠)_

Also, no updates on Weekdays. Sorry!

btw:
#XingDaeIsNotDead
#XingDaeIsAliveFiteMe

#JKIdontlikefighting

 

 

 

PS: #Daddy