For Jess&Krys

Kang&Bae Life

This is all ive got

 

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“Hey. Krys and Am tagged something on Insta.” Seulgi said.

Joohyun is busy drawing a decent cartoon face. “What?”

“It’s a domestic —honestly, I don’t even know what they’re talking about.”

“Give me the phone.”

 

Seulgi handed her phone.

 

“What? They want us to give them a video of us answering this… thing they sent you.”

“Am messaged me earlier. I think it’s gonna be part of Sica unnie and Krys’s vlog.”

“Really? It’s fine with me.”

 

Joohyun gave back her phones wife and continued her cartoon drawing.

 

“Should we do it now?” Seulgi asked.

“I would like that very much.” Joohyun kept her excitement but it didn’t go unnoticed by her wife.

“YOU’RE FEELING THIS.”

“Oh, I do, alright.” Joohyun grinned.

 

They set up the camera on top of the night table which was situated at the end of the bed to film them comfortable sitting in their bed.

 

“Are we ready?” Seulg asked, her lips pursed.

“Yes! Let’s do this!”

 

Seulgi took the paper behind her and started reading.

 

“Who’s more dominant?”

“What do you mean with that?” Joohyun furrowed her eyebrows.

“Who is more dominant in our relationship?”

“Oh. That’s easy. Seulgi’s a dom but she’s whipped so to put this easier, I’m secretly the dominant one.” Joohyun giggled.

“Enough of that.” Seulgi interrupted. “Who’s the cuddler?” she beamed. “Both, but mostly Joohyun. She’s like a leech.”

 

Joohyun slapped her lover’s arm.

 

“What?” Seulgi chuckled.

“NEXT QUESTION.” Joohyun grabbed the paper from Seulgi. “Who’s the big spoon slash little spoon?”

“Definitely me! Joohyun likes to be babied.”

“Right. Next, what’s our favorite non-ual activity? Hmm.” Joohyun looked at Seulgi. “What is it?”

“Eating sweets…? Joohyun really likes ice creams so… I think that’s that.”

“And torturing Seulgi.” Joohyun added.

“Reality hurts.” Seulgi dead panned.

 

Joohyun scooted closer to her wife.

 

“Who uses all the hot water?” Joohyun asked.

“Joohyun. I don’t need it because I need to wake myself up in the morning—like really wake myself. Coffee isn’t enough.”

“She sleeps like a log.”

 

Seulgi nodded.

 

“This is getting interesting.” Joohyun smirked as she scanned the paper. “The most trivial thing we fought over?”

Seulgi scoffed. “Ice cream flavors. So we end up spending more and just buy all the flavors we want.”

“Who does most of the cleaning?”

“Joohyun looks like she’ll order me around about that but no. She does all the cleaning. Joohyun loves it, especially now that she’s cooped up in the house.”

“Very well said baby bear. Next! What has a season pass on the DVR slash who controls the Netflix queue?”

“This is very easy though. It can be solved by Rock, Paper, and Scissors.” Seulgi said.

“I’m hungry.”

 

Seulgi stared at her wife.

 

“Is this grown up Joohyun or baby Joohyun?” she asked.

“Grown up Joohyun.”

“Coffee or Soda?”

“Definitely coffee.”

 

Seulgi went down from the bed to pause the camera.

 

 

The bear was back with two mugs of coffee and Oreos. A pack of Oreos.

 

“All set?” Joohyun asked.

“Yup.” Seulgi chirped.

“Who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working?”

“We haven’t stayed—together—in a rented apartment so… no landlords.”

“Who leaves their stuff around—SEULGI. She’s a snake.”

“You have your dirt too!”

“I do clean my dirt and let’s not get started up with you.”

 

Seulgi huffed.

 

“Who remembers to buy a milk?”

“Joohyun.”

“Of course it’s me. You only remember your Pringles.”

“I’m a loyal buyer.”

“Who remembers anniversaries?”

“Both. We’ve parted for a long year but will be having a bunch of anniversaries soon.”

“Who cooks normally?”

“Both of us but Joohyun prefers my cooking. I don’t know why.”

“Oh you know why. Don’t be such a pretentious person.”

“Okay. I might have took a very short course about cooking.”

“How often do we fight?”

 

Everyday.” They answered at the same time.

 

“Over trivial matters most of the time.” Seulgi added.

“What do we do when we’re away from each other?” Joohyun smiled. “Mop around—Seulgi’s the best at that.”

“Thanks. Note the sarcasm.”

Joohyun laughed and continued to read. “Nicknames for each other.”

“Our surnames. Like Kang and Bae. When we feel sappy, baby bear and bunny but most of the time its Hyun and Seul.”

“Who is more likely to pay for dinner?”

“I wouldn’t let Joohyun pay. Ever.”

“She’s a stubborn little bear cub.”

“It’s not about pride or ego—it’s just, I don’t let her pay. That’s it.”

“Who steals the covers at night?” and Joohyun started to laugh.

Seulgi rolled her eyes. “Extra-large capital letters Bae Joohyun.”

“What would we get each other for gifts?” Joohyun answered quickly. “Seulgi gives me art materials and golden things!”

“My Hyunnie is enough.”

“Who kissed who first?”

“Joohyun is one aggressive woman, so it’s gonna be her.”

“Just because you’re a slow one.”

“I don’t wanna violate you!”

“Excuses. You’ve been giving me the look ever since I met you.” Joohyun said. “Who made the first move?”

“ME.”

“Who remembers things?”

“Both but mostly Joohyun.”

“Who started the relationship?”

“Another big ‘me’.”

“What would we do if the other one was hurt?”

“Joohyun would probably kill and cuddle. While me, if I was the Seulgi before, I would kill too.” Seulgi chuckled. “But maybe I’d just do something that he or she deserves. And we tend each other of course.”

“Ooooh I like this one.” Joohyun sings. “Who is the er?”

 

Joohyun crumpled the paper and threw it across the room before grabbing her wife neck for a kiss.

 

“Who knows?”

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dtaylorz
#1
Chapter 4: I like the dynamics of seulrene XD
YeriMeki
#2
Chapter 38: Omhg i love this
seulrene_daze #3
Chapter 38: ugh reading this for the Nth time n still having fun!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ohyo_ohyo319
#4
Chapter 28: Shems ang sweet nila masyado aaaaaa
infp23
#5
Chapter 1: Lol
Veronicaxxi_
#6
Chapter 38: Cute story^^~
alexyoong #7
Chapter 24: A simple yet heartwarming chapter. Nice
alexyoong #8
Chapter 16: That's def the y lesbian vampire and her tiny hooman's love adventure web series that Joohyun watched.
seulrene_daze #9
Chapter 31: ASSDFHLAYSG JOOHYUN MAKE ME CRACKING LMAO OMYGOD I CANT HELP BUT LAUGHED SO HARD
1Ilicitaffairs
#10
Chapter 5: my Joyri heart huhuhuhu