Baekhyun Has Passion
EXO High Shorts
XingXing has signed on
Byunny has signed on
Byunny:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YIXING!
XingXing:
Thank you! ^.^
Baekhyun…how did you know you were gay?
I mean I’m not asking because I think I might be gay or anything but my friend…Clay…
Byunny:
Wait you aren’t gay?
Could have fooled me
XingXing:
Baek this is serious here!
I have a friend that wants to know.
Byunny:
I hope you know that that is the oldest line in the book.
But I’ll play along here…
I knew I was gay the minute I saw Chanyeol. That man has always been attractive to me!
Like I saw him at the old age of 8 and my heart knew…
Unfortunately Chanyeol dated multiple girls throughout middle school so I never announced my crush but I was his first kiss so Julie can on that!
XingXing:
Julie?
Byunny:
Julie was his first girlfriend and boy did she want EVERYONE to know…
I still hate that …
XingXing:
Baekhyun you guys had to have been what 10, 12 when he had his first “girlfriend”
I’m sure she doesn’t care anymore
Byunny:
SHE SAW CHANYEOL AND I LAST MONTH AND TRIED TO GET BACK WITH HIM!
XingXing:
Julie!
Supreme Overlord has signed on
Supreme Overlord:
Um…
Byunny:
Hey Soo!
XingXing:
Hey…
Supreme Overlord:
Do I even want to know?
Byunny:
Well if you just read Julie then it is weird…
XingXing:
Just start from the top…I feel like you’d be more helpful then Baek
Byunny:
Well I’m offended
Supreme Overlord:
Okay…
Lay is this because of Suho?
XingXing:
I SAID IT’S FOR A FRIEND NOT ME
Supreme Overlord:
Okay then…well, being pan…it’s different.
I always felt off because I thought I was straight for a long time.
You also have to remember that I knew I was aual before I knew I was pan
In middle school when everyone else started talking about I didn’t care and found it…not gross but I didn’t have ual attraction like everyone else. Later when I told my mom in fear that I was broken she told me about auality and helped me research it to understand it.
A year later I got a crush on a girl, then a boy, and then I realized that I don’t care what gender my partner is. If they don’t have a gender that’s fine as well, I love people for who they are rather than what they are.
I still hate most people though
Byunny:
I…I’m not crying right now
XingXing:
Soo…that’s really sweet…
My friend thanks you and might identify as pan…
Also I’m that friend
Byunny:
NO! Really!?
On a serious not before Kyungsoo kills me congratulations!
I’m proud of you for discovering who you are
XingXing:
Thank you ^.^
Supreme Overlord:
Wow…that was really mature coming from you…
Byunny:
NOW I WOULD LIKE TO SET YOU UP WITH SUHO!
Supreme Overlord:
I’m not even surprised at this point…
I have to go now…stay strong Lay!
Supreme Overlord has signed off.
Byunny:
Well how about it!?
XingXing:
Is that all you think about? Thank God Suho isn’t here
SuShowMeTheMoney has signed on.
XingXing:
SuShowMeTheMoney:
BYUN BAEKHYUN YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO CALM DOWN AND NOT MAKE KIDS CRY ANYMORE!!!
LIKE I KNOW YOU ‘HAVE PASSION’ BUT COME ON! I JUST GOT YELLED AT BY SOME KID’S PARENT!
Byunny:
Umm…
About that…
YOU SHOULD DATE LAY SEE YOU ALL MONDAY!
Byunny has signed off.
SuShowMeTheMoney:
Damn him…
Wait did he say we should date?
XingXing:
…well seeing as I can read yes.
Yes he did.
SuShowMeTheMoney:
Well…
Should we?
XingXing:
Don’t joke with me
XingXing has signed off.
SuShowMeTheMoney:
I wasn’t joking…
DAMN IT!
Jongdass has signed on.
Yeollie has signed on.
Jongdass:
Baekhyun said you might need support…
Yeollie:
Did we get here in time!?
SuShowMeTheMoney:
Please read the chat and answer that for yourself.
Yeollie:
Well
SuShowMeTheMoney:
I have to go…and cry because my life .
SuShowMeTheMoney has signed off.
Yeollie:
Well he didnt need to be so dramatic about it…
Jongdass:
That’s rich coming from you.
You and Baekhyun are the most dramatic people I know.
Yeollie:
At least our relationship didn’t start by fake dating a friend to make the other jealous and then when that didn’t work have a tearful confession on the roof
Jongdass:
I can’t believe you went there
Also I can’t argue with that so my response will be the ever classy
off
Jongdass has signed off.
Yeollie:
Ha!
I win!
Yeollie has signed off.
KrisTheMighty has signed on.
PradaPanda has signed on.
MinnieMinMin has signed on.
KimKai has signed on.
MinnieMinMin:
Wow…
That couldn’t have gone worse.
PradaPanda:
Chanyeol was right about you and Chen…
KimKai:
Why didn’t anyone other than Baekhyun wish Lay a happy birthday?
KrisTheMighty:
Some of us already did.
We have a chat for all the Chinese speakers in the group and we all wished him a happy birthday this morning.
MinnieMinMin:
I still think the chatroom name is lame.
I mean China Pals?
Chen and I aren’t even Chinese!
KimKai:
Wait so u mean to tell me that u, Kris, Tao, Chen, Lay, and Luhan all have a group chat?
What’s wrong with the one all 12 of us use?
MinnieMinMin:
Sometimes there is some stuff that we need to talk about that the others don’t need to see…
By that I mean we talk in Chinese and no one else would understand it.
It helps Chen and I remember everything by putting it to practice every day.
Don’t feel offended.
KimKai:
I’m going to start a group chat with all us non-Chinese speakers!
I am offended!!!!!
KimKai has signed off.
KrisTheMighty:
Why should he be offended? It’s not like we gossip about the others
PradaPanda:
I thought it was rude to talk in a language that they don’t know around them?
MinnieMinMin:
According to Soo it is rude but it’s fine.
As long as everyone is happy
KrisTheMighty:
Sure take the pacifist approach
Anyway do you have a Chinese name?
MinnieMinMin:
What am I supposed to be mad Kai is making a group chat for the others?
“Oh darn him for doing what he wants.”
“What he’s doing isn’t hurting me at all but him!”
It’s Xiumin btw
PradaPanda:
You sound like an angry old person complaining about us gays.
KrisTheMighty:
“When I was a boy…”
You mean Donald Trump’s running mate?
MinnieMinMin:
More like Satan himself
Aka Donald Trump
PradaPanda:
America is screwed.
MinnieMinMin:
Less screwed if Hillary wins
KrisTheMighty:
True…
Anyway why didn’t we know your Chinese name was Xiumin?
MinnieMinMin:
You never asked
Well I’m going to go call Lay and make sure he’s okay.
I’ll talk to you all later.
MinnieMinMin has signed out.
PradaPanda:
Well…you’re in the next room so I’ll head over to you.
PradaPanda has signed out.
KrisTheMighty has signed out.
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“Byun Baekhyun!” Lay stormed towards Baekhyun the following Monday.
“Hey Lay!” Baekhyun smiled. “Did you enjoy your-”
“Why the hell won’t these freshman stop following me!?” Lay yelled, behind him stood five freshman dress professionally.
“They are a late birthday present from me!” Baekhyun wrapped an arm around Lay’s shoulders. “These are some…delinquent freshman that made fun of Wendy so Chanyeol and I found a way for them to make up for what they did without my mother knowing.”
“You are an evil man Baek.” Lay smiled. “I love it!”
“Yes, yes I know!” Baekhyun smirked at the five freshman. “They’ll do whatever you say for the rest of the day. They can follow you to class as well, I got permission from the principal.”
“Now on to other issues.” Baekhyun’s smile fell from his face. “Chanyeol told me what happened on the chat.”
“Oh yeah…that.” Lay frowned. “Well…yeah.”
“You idiot!” Kyungsoo came running forward and tackled Lay.
“What the !?” Lay tried to push Kyungsoo off of him.
“It isn’t me this time…” Baekhyun whispered in awe. “I’m not the idiot today.”
“No you’re still an idiot.” Chen said as he and Minseok walked up. “But only when it comes to other people’s relationships.”
“You’re pretty smart in all other areas.” Minseok nodded.
“Should we stop them?” Baekhyun asked.
“Nah…we shouldn’t but the freshman should.” Chen pointed at the five confused freshman. “Pull them apart.”
“Make sure they both get to homeroom in one piece.” Baekhyun waved at the freshman before the three walked off.
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“Don’t be so sad.” Chanyeol comforted in science that day. Mr. Payne was sitting at his desk grading papers, he dubbed the day ‘do whatever just stay in this room and don’t be too loud’ day.
“Lay’s been ignoring me all day.” Suho sighed, he put his head on his desk in shame. Kai and Chanyeol made eye contact, the two looked at Suho and back at each other. This lead to a game of rock-paper-scissors to see who would try to cheer him up…Chanyeol won.
“Give him a few days. I’m sure everything will go back to normal in no time!” Kai rubbed Suho’s back. “Maybe he’ll see that you weren’t joking.”
“Yeah!” Chanyeol nodded. “Maybe he’s thinking about it now!”
“I doubt it…” Suho looked at his two friends. “He didn’t even respond when I wished him a happy birthday later that day.”
“So you never got to give him a gift?” Chanyeol’s smile grew and Kai’s frown grew, he made an X with his arms at Chanyeol who just ignored him.
“Yeah…I had a bracelet and a stuffed unicorn to give him but after what happened I didn’t go over to his house.” Suho pulled out his phone and showed them pictures of the gifts.
“Well if I may give you advice, there is one gift that Baekhyun loves no matter how mad he is at me.” Chanyeol smirked.
“What’s that?” Suho asked, Kai was already slamming his head on his desk over and over.
“!” Chanyeol roared. The whole class grew silent and everyone turned to look at the trio.
“Chanyeol!” Suho scolded with a red face. “I’m sorry everyone.”
“Why…” Kai whined.
“You know the first time was weird but now I’m curious.” Onew turned around to face the trio. “What is it with Chanyeol and ?”
“We don’t know either.” Kai explained.
“Have you seen Baekhyun?” Chanyeol asked. “That should be enough of an answer.”
“You two are ing disgusting.” Suho muttered.
“Be as that may I couldn’t help but overhear your conversation and I would like to offer some non- related advice.” Onew smiled.
“Anything would be better.” Suho sighed.
“Okay, so have you tried talking to him about it face to face?” Onew started.
“…no.” Suho whispered.
“Are you serious!?” Kai glared at Suho.
“Don’t judge him too harshly Kai!” Onew snapped. “Love is a touchy subject. Look, Suho, I know it seems scary but there isn’t much we can do if you won’t go talk to him.”
“It’s scary…” Suho sighed. “But you’re right!”
“Good now it’s time to launch operation ‘Birthday ’!” Chanyeol grinned.
“ING HELL CHANYEOL!” Kai threw a piece of paper at Chanyeol.
“Again I used to wonder why we weren’t popular.” Suho shook his head.
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Hiya guys!
I really hope you enjoyed this part!
A few things to cover in this little note:
1. Lay’s music video! It’s awesome and I love it! He looks so happy in the video and it’s a great song. If you haven’t seen it already here is the link:
2. Chen’s SM Station…just…yes. Chen is my bias and just everything about that song makes me happy! Here’s the link:
3. SHINee’s comeback!!!!!!!! Basically how I feel. It’s perfect for them and I couldn’t be happier with it! Onew is still cute and his voice still makes me smile. Link:
4. ChenBaekXi’s confirmed subunit! I’M SO PUMPED FOR THAT SO MUCH EXO THIS MONTH!!
5. Please send in questions for my little ask book thing…it’d be fun and it’s something I’ve wanted to do for a while. So far there is one chapter up with questions from EXO’s Paranormal Investigators and I would love to have some from this story.
6. Pray for my friend foxtail (if you follow my tumblr you should know who I’m talking about). She and her family have to put down one of their cats and I know this is a hard time for her…if you could just pray for her that would mean a lot to me…
Have a beautiful day!
~Lizzy
P.S. stay safe this Halloween! There might be a special Halloween update…I’m not sure yet.
Next Time:
Operation ‘Birthday ’
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