Kangteuk

Evil Maknae Matchmaking Services
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A/N: Hi, guys! :D

Here's the next chapter! And Super Junior should be scared because the evil maknaes are now coming their way! ;)

It was the usual noise and chaos for breakfast that filled the Super Junior kitchen as Sungmin and Ryeowook did their best to make sure that everyone was well-fed before they all rushed off to their schedules.

As everyone was still sleepy and grumbling and basically trying to feed themselves while still half-asleep (without much success), the other members didn’t notice Kyuhyun’s eyes taking each of s in turn, studying them closely.

“Where should we start?” Kyuhyun mumbled to himself as he continued to analyze.

All his hyungs had great potentials as victims the next lovers to be matched. But as there were so many Super Junior members, the planning of the line-up of the pairs should be strategic, otherwise warning bells might be set off to the other members.

“Start what?” Yesung, who was beside the maknae, suddenly asked. He had been sleep-deprived (like all the members) thanks to their appearance on a midnight TV show, but his instincts couldn’t help but always be on high-alert when it came to Kyuhyun. Who knows what the evil maknae could be planning again this time?

“Nothing!” was Kyuhyun’s quick and quite too obvious reply.

“Good Lord, Kyu!” Kangin snapped at Kyuhyun from across them. His usually easily-triggered bad temper was worsened by their lack of sleep. And the thought of the evil maknae up to something just made him all the more irritable. “We haven’t even finished breakfast! Isn’t it too early for you to be pranking?”

“I wasn’t planning to prank anyone!” Kyuhyun immediately lied.

His hyungs all snorted into their coffee and food at that. Yeah, right!

“I wasn’t!” Kyuhyun said insistently, glaring at Kangin. He cannot give anything away! Changmin would never let him hear the end of it if he clued his hyungs to the fact that they were up to something! “Well, I wasn’t going to do it to you, at least.”

‘Yet,’ he added in his thoughts.

Kangin looked mollified by that, but the others all shared fearful looks, worried that it could be them that was the target of their evil maknae.

“It’s not anyone from our group, either,” Kyuhyun added out loud. Man, he sure was making a pig’s ear out of things, wasn’t he? At least Changmin wasn’t here to see it…

“Should we warn DBSK, then?” Sungmin muttered to Siwon, since it was safe to assume that Changmin was also in on whatever it was that Kyuhyun was planning.

‘Too late,’ Kyuhyun said smugly in his thoughts.

With that, Super Junior then hastily and worriedly finished their breakfast, all eager to get away from the evil maknae. They were all quite glad that Kyuhyun actually had the day off. Normally, they would be jealous since they want some break too, but now they were just relieved that they wouldn’t have to be around him today. Because that contemplating look on the maknae’s face right now surely spelled nothing good for them…

“I better go ahead,” Kangin said as he dumped his dishes on the sink. His filming for a drama was scheduled to start earlier than any of the other members’ schedules today.

And Kyuhyun watched with wide eyes as Kangin clapped Leeteuk’s shoulder and gave it a quick squeeze before leaving the kitchen, making the Super Junior leader’s face turn tomato-red.

‘Bingo,’ Kyuhyun thought, inwardly rubbing his palms together in evil, eager anticipation. He corrected his earlier statement to Kangin.

Perhaps they will start with Kangin, after all. And Leeteuk.

The first target among Super Junior has been sighted by their evil maknae- Kangteuk.

“Kyu! We’re going now!” Ryeowook poked his head into Kyuhyun’s bedroom to say goodbye. He, Donghae, Eunhyuk, and Siwon are the last ones to leave their dorm for the day.

“Hmm? Oh, yeah, sure, hyung,” Kyuhyun answered absentmindedly as he continued to stare up the ceiling, evidently still in deep thought/planning.

Ryeowook decided that he didn’t even want to know what the evil maknae was thinking.

“Changmin is here to see you. I'd just let him,” Ryeowook just said instead, and stepped aside for Changmin to enter Kyuhyun's bedroom.

And in came Kyuhyun’s best friend, dragging in suitcases with him. Kyuhyun’s eyebrows shot up in surprise and confusion.

“Enjoy your day off, you two!” Ryeowook said quickly, and dashed out of the room to join the others, who had already gone down to the car waiting for them. It could be said that Ryeowook was rushing because they were late, but in truth, he just didn’t want to be left alone with the two evil maknaes.

As soon as they heard Ryeowook slam the front door shut, Changmin suddenly burst out, “I’m moving in, Kyu!”

Kyuhyun’s eyes got impossibly big.

“What?!”

And then Changmin started ranting and raving at his baffled best friend.

“I’m moving in! I can’t stand it there anymore! Yunjae and Yoosu are both going at it like bunnies! I just can’t! And manager hyung agrees with me- he says I can stay here with you for the time being, he's talked with it to the management. He came around earlier today and got an earful of what I have to live with lately. I thought the man was going to faint! Manager hyung even helped me pack my bags. I think he’s eager to save the only member left who hasn’t turned into a -crazed maniac…”

“You can’t stay here! This is Super Junior dormitory! And I’m most definitely not sharing my room with you!” Kyuhyun protested angrily.

“You’re the reason I can’t stand being in my room anymore! You and your crazy need to play matchmakers! So, you can just deal with it and give me your bed!”

“Who says I’m willing to give you my bed?!”

“What, you want to share your bed me?” Changmin raised a challenging eyebrow.

Kyuhyun tried to hide his blush. “I will NEVER share a bed with you!”

“Sleep on the floor, then! Because there was no way I’m able to sleep in my dorm anymore with the two ‘happy’ couples!”

“Well, too bad for you because you’re going to experience the same problems here!” Kyuhyun retorted.

“What do you mean?”

“Duh! We’re done with DBSK! So, that means we’re now moving to matchmaking my hyungs! Do you really want to be here when we get them paired up and they’re also going at it like bunnies? Remember, I have way more hyungs than you do!” Kyuhyun threatened, pointing a finger at Changmin.

Changmin blanched at the thought. Well, when Kyuhyun puts it that way…

“Didn’t think so,” Kyuhyun now smirked triumphantly. “So, you can take those bags again with you later when you leave for your dorm. But as you’re already here now, let’s get down to business! It’s Leeteuk hyung and Kangin hyung that are next in line, and I know just the perfect way to get them together!”

“Teukie hyung…”

Leeteuk couldn’t help but chuckle at the cute tone Ryeowook was using. The eternal maknae only used that particular tone whenever he wanted something from the members. The leader sat up from his previous lying position on the sofa and put the book that he had been reading down on the coffee table.

“What is it, Wookie-ah?” Leeteuk smiled.

“I need a favor.”

“Yes, I gathered as much already. What can I do for you?”

“Can you tell Kyuhyun that dinner’s ready?”

That had the leader’s face scrunching up in confusion. “Er… sure, but why can’t you do that yourself?”

Ryeowook raised an eyebrow.

“Because he’s in his room with Changmin at the moment, planning who knows what kind of unspeakable evil again. Do I really look like I want to get in the middle of that? Oh, and while you’re at it, send Changmin home, too. He’s most certainly not invited for dinner. He eats enough food for an army, and there’s plenty of members in our group to feed as it is. I can’t cook for him, too- he’s Jaejoong hyung’s problem…”

“Well, I don’t want to get into the middle of that, either!” Leeteuk protested now that he realized what ‘doing Ryeowook a favor’ would actually entail him to do.

Ryeowook dropped the sweet, eternal maknae image and ga

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[Evil Maknae Matchmaking Services] 09/03/15- Next update will be next week. Sorry for the delay!

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Chapter 14: YESSSSSSS!
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Chapter 13: I'm worried but excited.....
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Chapter 12: God! These maknaes are seriously so evil!
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Chapter 9: I'm glad Ddangkoma didn't get baked... But at least YeWook has sailed
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Chapter 7: That was hot! And Donghae is obvs the one getting pregnant, duh!
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Chapter 2: Jaejoong, make sure Yunho takes good care of you!
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Chapter 1: OMG.... The evil maknaes are planning things....?
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It was funny
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Chapter 15: This is perfec
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Chapter 2: Maybe Jae doesn't realizes that he never do it with Yunho before Chamiko(ChangMin) called and pretend to be a YunJae fangirl because Jae already dreams/fantasizes doing it with YunHo so many times haha