Hongbin: woah its been rly quiet here lately is everyone dead

Aimee Tran: fINALS R COMING UP IM DYING

Cha N: THEY R???

Leo Jung: yES THEY R JESUS N.

Hongbin: lol this is sad

Han Sanghyuk: nO ITS NOT SOMEONE KILL ME NOW

KEN :D: GUYS I CHANGED MY NAME DO U LIKE IT

Ravi Kim: SHUT THE UP KEN IM IN TEARS RIGHT NOW JESUS GOD DO I HATE SCIENCE

KEN :D: D:

Han Sanghyuk: IM GOING TO CRY WHAT IS THIS MATH

Aimee Tran: ITS BULL THATS WHAT

Cha N: OH MY GOD I HAVENT EVEN STARTED STUDYING YET OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD SOMEONE PLEASE AIMEE LET ME COME OVER HELP ME

Aimee Tran: OKOKOK U CAN COME OVER

Cha N: THANK U OMG IM GOING TO BUY U CHOCOLATE WHEN THIS OVER

Han Sanghyuk: THIS IS ING CRAP WHY IS THIS HAPPENING

Hongbin: bro finals r easy just dont up

KEN: ………...WAIT THERE R FINALS

Ravi Kim: THEY START IN 3 DAYS U LAZY

KEN: OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD

Leo Jung: this language arts i’m out.

Cha N: IF I DIE DOES IT MEAN THAT I WONT HAVE TO DO ANYMORE ALGEBRA BC ALGEBRA IS A ING

KEN: ID BE RLY HAPPY IF SOMEONE WOULD COME OVER HERE AND MURDER ME PLS

Aimee Tran: ILL DO IT N MAKE IT A MURDER SUICIDE

Han Sanghyuk: SOMEONE WHATS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 610

Aimee Tran: aBOUT 25 I DONT KNOW PLS DONT KILL ME

Han Sanghyuk: OMG THANK U NOONA I LOVE U FOREVER

Aimee Tran: NP BUT WHAT DO WE HAVE TO DO FOR THE HISTORY PAPER SOMEONE PLS

Cha N: 600 WORD ESSAY ABOUT THE KOREAN WAR

Aimee Tran: THANKS

Aimee Tran: BUT R U IN KIDDING ME THATS BULL

Leo Jung: NEVER BEFORE HAVE I WANTED TO PLAGIARIZE SO MUCH

Ravi Kim: bRO I FEEL U JESUS WE HAVE AN ESSAY DUE FOR LANGUAGE ARTS

Han Sanghyuk: SOMEONE PLS HELP ME FIND A GOOD WAY TO CHEAT

Aimee Tran: oh brooooooooooo. n, leo, rmbr kyuhyun?

Cha N: oH MY GOD

Leo Jung: ing genius.

Hongbin: i feel like ive heard of him

Han Sanghyuk: wat who

Aimee Tran: a kid that graduated like a year ago or something

Cha N: for final exams he wore a shirt that looked like those ty “english” shirts in ty malls

Leo Jung: it had random english letters all over it n looked like a fairly normal shirt but

Aimee Tran: it turned out that the letters to the multiple-choice questions on the finals were hidden on the shirt

Ravi Kim: that guy was in brilliant

Han Sanghyuk: wait how did they find out

Aimee Tran: yesung, this other kid who graduated a few years or so before kyuhyun but still was friends with him, drove all the way from cheonan to rat him out bc of his overwhelming guilt.

Han Sanghyuk: …………………….wow

Cha N: apparently the teacher was so impressed that he didnt report him or anything

Hongbin: couldnt he just taken the time he used to cheat to study?

KEN: THATS NOT DEDICATION THO

KEN: KYUHYUN WAS DEDICATION

Ravi Kim: we should all look up to him

Leo Jung: apparently, there’s a secret fanclub dedicated to him and shim changmin run by oh sehun and lee taemin.

Aimee Tran: its p much the evil maknaes club

Han Sanghyuk: …...so, where do i sign up?

Aimee Tran:

KEN: ABORT ABORT ABROT ABROERJEAOINEOK;

Han Sanghyuk: c:<

Ravi Kim: this im out