interlude: in which sanghyuk is evil (and his hyungs and noona are crying)
Female PresidentLee Taemin: as president of the evil maknaes club, i officially welcome the student council’s han sanghyuk to the club. welcome, sanghyuk.
Oh Sehun: excuse u co-president
Han Sanghyuk: hello
Seohyun: hi, hyukkie!
Krystal Jung: sup
Kim Dasom: hi!
Choi Ren: hi bro
Yook Sungjae: eyyyyy
Lee Seungri: wassup
Kwon Sohyun: hello
Oh Hayoung: hello, oppa!
Henry Lau: hi!
Joy: hi
Minzy: how’s it going?
Lee Taemin: it’s rly great that ur in the student council, hyuk. this way, the maknaes get more of a pull in school affairs.
Krystal Jung: have you done any manipulation yet?
Han Sanghyuk: not in the stuco (theyre too strong) but once i showed n hyung aegyo to get him to buy me candy
Oh Hayoung: divide and conquer, sanghyuk
Oh Sehun: yes
Lee Taemin: hyuk, soon, we will make sure that u no longer have to do that dreaded aegyo to get something u want
Lee Taemin: wE WILL CONQUER ALL
Lee Taemin: NO MORE HONORIFICS
Lee Taemin: NO MORE AEGYO
Lee Taemin: SOON, OUR NOONAS, UNNIES, OPPAS, HYUNGS WILL BE BEGGING AT OUR FEET
Lee Seungri: u okay bro?
Lee Taemin: uh, yeah. sry, i got kinda carried away.
Choi Ren: but do not doubt that it will happen
Choi Ren: NO MORE OPPRESSION
Choi Ren: TOGETHER, WE ARE ONE
Choi Ren: WE BAND TOGETHER TO TAKE OVER SEOUL HIGH
Choi Ren: aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Kim Dasom: ………………..why am i here again
Choi Ren: ……...uh, sorry about that. ill be going now bye
Seohyun: bye, ren!
Oh Sehun: back to the point at hand
Oh Sehun: hyuk, u will be the voice of the maknaes. u will make sure that aimee, n, leo, ken, ravi, n ken no longer ignore our demands
Joy: yes. we will be heard.
Han Sanghyuk: sounds good to me
Lee Taemin: perfect. operation take over the school begins now.
Minzy: pls think of a catchier name first
Cha N has added Leo Jung, Aimee Tran, Ravi Kim, KEN, and Hongbin to a conversation.
Cha N: guys i think theres something wrong with hyukkie
Ravi Kim: like what, he grew another 3 meters?
Cha N: nnonononono
Cha N: doesnt he seem a lil more….suspicious to u guys?
KEN: YEAH KINDA ACTUALLY
Aimee Tran: well, he /does/ sometimes giggle to himself.
Aimee Tran: i always assumed he start smoking pot. mark tuan sells it.
Hongbin: wait what
Aimee Tran: …….nothing.
Ravi Kim: he does? so does jung daehyun. how much does mark sell it for?
Cha N: gUYS WE’RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT GETTING HIGH
Leo Jung: well, hakyeon, you seem high about 99% of the time, so i see how it’s somewhat relevant.
Cha N: ……..r daehyun or marks cheaper than yoseobs?
Hongbin: jesus christ u guys r a lost cause
KEN: KAI SELLS POT FOR RLY CHEAP
Hongbin: oH MY GOD
Cha N: bACK TO THE POINT AT HAND UR WELCOME BIN
Cha N: THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH HYUKKIE
Aimee Tran: idk, he seems p normal to me. well, as normal as a giant, purple-haired baby can get.
Leo Jung: well, lately, he’s been staring off in the distance and giggling to himself. that’s kinda weird.
KEN: THE OTHER DAY HE WAS STARING RLY CREEPILY AT ME D:
Hongbin: yeah he was starin at me the other day n when i asked he glared at me. in maknaes, bruh
Aimee Tran: bruh before hyukkie arrived u were the maknae
Hongbin: ……..shut up
Cha N: ok but i think we should rly do something about hyukkie
KEN: INTERVENTION??!
Ravi Kim: pot brownies?
Cha N: …………..
Cha N: u all im ing done the cha is out
Ravi Kim: wat
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