Lee Taemin: as president of the evil maknaes club, i officially welcome the student council’s han sanghyuk to the club. welcome, sanghyuk.

Oh Sehun: excuse u co-president

Han Sanghyuk: hello

Seohyun: hi, hyukkie!

Krystal Jung: sup

Kim Dasom: hi!

Choi Ren: hi bro

Yook Sungjae: eyyyyy

Lee Seungri: wassup

Kwon Sohyun: hello

Oh Hayoung: hello, oppa!

Henry Lau: hi!

Joy: hi

Minzy: how’s it going?

Lee Taemin: it’s rly great that ur in the student council, hyuk. this way, the maknaes get more of a pull in school affairs.

Krystal Jung: have you done any manipulation yet?

Han Sanghyuk: not in the stuco (theyre too strong) but once i showed n hyung aegyo to get him to buy me candy

Oh Hayoung: divide and conquer, sanghyuk

Oh Sehun: yes

Lee Taemin: hyuk, soon, we will make sure that u no longer have to do that dreaded aegyo to get something u want

Lee Taemin: wE WILL CONQUER ALL

Lee Taemin: NO MORE HONORIFICS

Lee Taemin: NO MORE AEGYO

Lee Taemin: SOON, OUR NOONAS, UNNIES, OPPAS, HYUNGS WILL BE BEGGING AT OUR FEET

Lee Seungri: u okay bro?

Lee Taemin: uh, yeah. sry, i got kinda carried away.

Choi Ren: but do not doubt that it will happen

Choi Ren: NO MORE OPPRESSION

Choi Ren: TOGETHER, WE ARE ONE

Choi Ren: WE BAND TOGETHER TO TAKE OVER SEOUL HIGH

Choi Ren: aHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

Kim Dasom: ………………..why am i here again

Choi Ren: ……...uh, sorry about that. ill be going now bye

Seohyun: bye, ren!

Oh Sehun: back to the point at hand

Oh Sehun: hyuk, u will be the voice of the maknaes. u will make sure that aimee, n, leo, ken, ravi, n ken no longer ignore our demands

Joy: yes. we will be heard.

Han Sanghyuk: sounds good to me

Lee Taemin: perfect. operation take over the school begins now.

Minzy: pls think of a catchier name first

Cha N has added Leo Jung, Aimee Tran, Ravi Kim, KEN, and Hongbin to a conversation.

Cha N: guys i think theres something wrong with hyukkie

Ravi Kim: like what, he grew another 3 meters?

Cha N: nnonononono

Cha N: doesnt he seem a lil more….suspicious to u guys?

KEN: YEAH KINDA ACTUALLY

Aimee Tran: well, he /does/ sometimes giggle to himself.

Aimee Tran: i always assumed he start smoking pot. mark tuan sells it.

Hongbin: wait what

Aimee Tran: …….nothing.

Ravi Kim: he does? so does jung daehyun. how much does mark sell it for?

Cha N: gUYS WE’RE NOT HERE TO TALK ABOUT GETTING HIGH

Leo Jung: well, hakyeon, you seem high about 99% of the time, so i see how it’s somewhat relevant.

Cha N: ……..r daehyun or marks cheaper than yoseobs?

Hongbin: jesus christ u guys r a lost cause

KEN: KAI SELLS POT FOR RLY CHEAP

Hongbin: oH MY GOD

Cha N: bACK TO THE POINT AT HAND UR WELCOME BIN

Cha N: THERES SOMETHING WRONG WITH HYUKKIE

Aimee Tran: idk, he seems p normal to me. well, as normal as a giant, purple-haired baby can get.

Leo Jung: well, lately, he’s been staring off in the distance and giggling to himself. that’s kinda weird.

KEN: THE OTHER DAY HE WAS STARING RLY CREEPILY AT ME D:

Hongbin: yeah he was starin at me the other day n when i asked he glared at me. in maknaes, bruh

Aimee Tran: bruh before hyukkie arrived u were the maknae

Hongbin: ……..shut up

Cha N: ok but i think we should rly do something about hyukkie

KEN: INTERVENTION??!

Ravi Kim: pot brownies?

Cha N: …………..

Cha N: u all im ing done the cha is out

Ravi Kim: wat