$uho aka JoonMONEY

EXO Random Moments

Suho : Guys! manager hyung informed me that we got a holiday, for a week!

The others stared at the leader, gaping as if he had said the most unbelievable thing.

Suho : YAAY? aren't you excited or anything?

It took them 5 minutes or so before, 

Lay : OMG! YOU SERIOUS?!

Kai : WHAT? WHEN? WHERE?

Luhan :  A WEEK?!

Suho massaged his temple in frustration, he should have known better.

Suho : First, get your butts seated.
Second, shut your big mouths and stop screaming or the neighbors will hunt us down.
Last, Imma answer.

Kai rolled his eyes but he complied anyway, along with the others.

Suho : Yes, we have a holiday for a week, tomorrow at 9 to Jeju. Did I miss any other question?

D.O : Should we start packing?

Suho sighed, 

Suho : Yes, you can start packing now.

As soon as he announced it, the members rushed pass him and grabbed everything in their sight.

Suho : Uhm? EXO Saranghaja?

but the members were too busy packing that they didn't hear him.

Suho : Okay?

#Night.

D.O : Did I miss something?

Kai glanced at the older's bag pack and naturally, he rolled his eyes. 

Kai : Tell me, why don't you pack the whole dorm itself?

D.O : i would love to if I could.

Kai : Whatever hyung, I'm going to sleep.

D.O : Yes, whatever indeed.

All completely packed, the members seated themselves around the dining table. Every one except for Kai.
As if he knew whom the others were searching for, Sehun opened his mouth.

Sehun : He Thlept. Exhauthted.

Kris : Okay, now, what are we here for?

Xiumin : To eat,whatelse?

Kris : (grits teeth) What are we here for if none of you cooked anything?!

They turned to look at the empty table.

D.O : Oops!

Lay : I will fix a quick ramen, Be right back!

D.O : Yes, be right back!

After the dinner was their rest they needed for the next day.

***

Suho, as the leader, waited for each of the members by the gate of the building.

Suho : Are you guys ready?

Luhan : NEEEE.

D.O : Not sure if I have left anything behind.

Sehun : Hyung, itth for a week not a year.

D.O : Yes, but...

Chen : How about, discussing this matter in the van or the plane? The flight is in an hour so get your asses moving!

As Jeju wasn't too far, the flight therefore didn't take more than an hour or so, the members were wide awake, too excited to pass the time.

The plane ride came to an end and each of them were guided to another van

Tao : gege, did the manager hyung told you where we would be staying?

Luhan : We're staying at Suho's place, wait.., Suho, what are you doing?

Suho : Driving the van, of course.

Luhan : Do you even have a license?

Chanyeol : Luhan hyung, are you insulting him or are you insulting him?

Suho : (muttering) Is that even a question?

The machine of the van roared and Suho drove it at ease.

They headed to God and Suho knows where and the members questioned each other before Kris decided to ask.

Kris : Do you even know where you're driving?

Suho : Yes, Jeju is like the back of my hand.

Baekhyun : The back of your hand is not THIS confusing.

Kris : Whatever, make sure we don't end up in a forest.

After what seems like an eternity, the van finally came to a halt. However, the sight that greeted them left them gaping.

"WOAH!"
They chorused in unison.

Suho : Get in guys, think of it as your own home.

Sehun : Woah! hyung ith thith your houthe?

Suho : Correction, Vacation house.

Suho rubbed his nape rather sheepishly before he led the members inside.

Xiumin : Well, he's not JoonMONEY for nothing.

Suho : I heard you, hyung.

As they entered the house or likely to be said the mansion, the workers bowed to them along the way. However, Suho didn't know that someone is waiting for their arrival , hadn't the maid inform him.

Suho : MOM?!

Mrs. Kim (Suho's mother) : Aww, that's not the way you greet your mother.

He bowed, muttering apologies before he strode his way to give her a hug.

Suho : You didn't tell me you would be here.

Mrs. Kim : Well, I decided to come here because I wanted to meet EXO, I'm a big fan.

The other members bowed.

All (except for Suho) : We are ONE! Annyeonghaseyo, EXO-imnida!

Suho : (muttering) You don't have to use the "We Are ONE" part. It's my mother after all.

Mrs.Kim : Aww, you guys are so cute! Shall we take a group photo?

All : Ofc, Yes, why not?

Suho facepalmed himself but went to her side to take the picture.

Mrs.Kim : Joonmyeon darling, you should take the picture for us.

Suho : Huh?

Mrs.Kim : Yes, since I already have so many photos of you.

Suho sighed in defeat and he trudged to the other side.

Suho : Why are you so biased (mutters) FML ugh!

All : JoonMONEY leader, FIGHTING!

Suho : It's JoonMYEON, you lame excuses of human beings!

And SNAP,
The picture was taken.

 

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funnysmile #1
Chapter 12: OMG!!! My poor stomach... XD
SpartAce_shipper13
#2
Chapter 17: Hye author nim! I read this in one go. It's really funny and I laugh really hard!

Yeah I agree with you. Let's support them until we die :')
jungdamy
#3
Chapter 17: I read this in one-shot xD
Actually i'm not into exo's fiction alr anymore but i cant prevent myself not to read this.
And the best chapters are the last two chapters i guess :") krisssss we miss ya!
Laumary #4
Chapter 16: my fav. is ep 4 >__<
hana231289 #5
it's sssooo funny!! i love it...!! keep up ur good work author-nim!! <3
aee_eusebio
#6
Chapter 10: OMG LMAO the interview episode is jjang XD
Laumary #7
Chapter 11: haha Chen you trolled them
Laumary #8
Chapter 10: haha..... Kai's comment
Laumary #9
Chapter 6: haha Kris and Lay are so funny