It was the end of the week when Tao had asked D.O and Kris to accompany him to shop some 'stuffs' for the members ; Majority of it was listed as food items and so, the older two had agreed, with a much heavy heart.

They had wandered around the mall (mostly with Tao beaming at Gucci branded stuffs.)

D.O : Kris hyung, how long have we been here?
Kris : 3 hours, 45 minutes, and 52, 53, 54...
D.O : OKAY! I got it. Tao!

D.O called out to the younger 

D.O : Have you gotten everything?
Tao : Umm.. Not yet.

D.O peeked at the shopping bags the younger carried, which were all from Gucci, obviously.

D.O : Wait, did you buy all the stuffs the members told you to?
Tao : Umm, Actually..
D.O : Did you or did you not?
Tao : No.
D.O : What have you been doing for 3 hours, 46 minutes and..
Kris : 45, 46, 47
D.O : Yes, what have you been doing all these time?

The said person looked around nervously and bit at his finger nails.

Tao : OKAY! I lied. The members didn't even tell me to buy anything.

He rubbed his nape sheepishly before he continued.

Tao : I used to ask Kris ge to come with me but he always stands like the awkward  pole he is and I couldn't entertain him. So, I asked you to come : so that he won't feel bored and that he is kept entertained.

D.O : So, your point is, you want me to be this giant's entertainer?
Kris : I'm your hyung, owl. Don't try to forget that!

Tao just grinned.

Tao : Yes.
D.O : HOLY MOTHER OF GOD! what have I gotten myself into?
Kris : Oh shut up! What would you do in the dorm anyway? cook?
D.O : (muttering) At least I could try new recipes!
Kris : Fine, let's go home.

With both the 93-liners pouting , they headed back to the dorm.

# At the dorm.

Lay : What did you do in the mall? We were supposed to try that new recipe of baking cookies.
D.O : I know, I know. I was just accompanying Tao.
Lay : And what was duizhang doing?
D.O : Counting the seconds. He's really useless.

Dinner was arranged on the huge dining table and the two called for the rest of the members.

Kai : Lay hyung, I thought you were going to bake cupcakes?
Lay : Yes, actually my cupcakes are like unicorns.
Sehun : OH WOW!  you baked unicornth thaped cupcaketh?
Lay : No, they're just like unicorns and you all have said that unicorns don't exist.

Baekhyun : And the point is ; he didn't bake any cupcakes.
                       Nuff said.

Chanyeol : So, what did you guys do in the mall for 5 hours?

Kris : It's not five! It's 3 hours, 50 minutes and 12 seconds
D.O : That explains what he has been doing in the mall.

Tao : Well, I bought a looooooooot of Gucci 

All : We knew.

Tao pouted and crossed his arms in front of his chest.

Tao : Then why were you asking?

Xiumin : We asked Kris and Kyungsoo. Not you, maknae.

Tao : But I want to tell you guys what I bought! I just bought these--

Everyone had turned deaf ears on Tao's rambling. It is all but interesting because he intends to ramble on the same stuff over and over and over again.

Tao : So, which do you think is more cool? The bags or the shoes? They're both signed by Beyonce.

But they really are in a very BIG trouble when Tao had popped a random question.

Later that night, everyone slept with swollen cheeks. Someone should really listen when Tao speaks.