Luhan, Chen, Xiumin, D.O, Baekhyun and Suho had gone to SM building for extra vocal lessons that left the other six with nothing to do at home.
It was evident that everyone was bored, to the extent that History books are more interesting, not that they intend to read them tho.

Kai : Kris hyung, could you just change the damned channel?
Kris : My favorite movie is about to start, Kai. DAMMIT!

He was trying to block Kai in every single way, who is trying to snatch the remote control.

Kai : Oh Please, every English movie is your favorite!
Kris : That's because I understand English, unlike someone here.
Kai : Pfft. Says one who draws like an elementary kid.
Kris : Seriously, don't you have other things to pick on, other than my awesome drawing?!
Kai : See, you still think that it is awesome when it is glaringly obvious, NOT!  

The sound of the falling vase made Lay, the second mother of the group approach them.

Lay : What is it again guys?
Kai : He doesn't want to hand me the remote control!
Kris : He was insulting my drawings!

Lay rubbed his temples.

Lay : Kris ge, I thought you're the duizhang. 
Kris :- Why are you taking this kid's side if I'm your duizhang?
Lay : It's not about sid--
Kai : Hah! he is saying he is 24 years old with that behavior.

Kris narrowed his eyes at Kai when Sehun joined the party.

Sehun : I heard a ruckuth.
Kai & Kris : It's not ruckuth maknae, it's ruckus. 
Lay : Now, now. Don't harass the kid too.
   I suggest you to turn off the TV and get back to your OWN shared rooms while I go cook us something. That sounds good?

The three chorused a "Yeah." in a very, very, very bored tone.

Sehun and Kai shared the same room along with Tao while Kris and Chanyeol shared the other room nearby their's.

As Sehun and Kai entered the room, they were greeted by Tao,on the floor...., meditating.

Sehun :- Tao hyung, what are you doing? 
Tao :- Shh. 
Kai : Another weird meditation?
Tao : I said Shush!
Kai : You're the one talking anyway.

Tao immediately snapped his eyes open and glared at the both of them.

Tao : I sense some strange auras around here.

The other two jumped and hugged each other.

Tao : Must be one of those spirits.

The two shrieked and hugged the other tighter for dear life.

Tao : It was a joke guys!

And he rolled over, laughing.

Kai : It's not even funny, retard.
Sehun : Yeth, Thucker.
Tao : You should see your expressions! Holy mother of Bacons! Pwahahahahahahahahhaahah.

Suddenly, he stopped laughing and his expression turned serious.

Tao : Do you guys smell that?
Kai : Oh Yeah! Must be another spirits. No, Thank you very much!
Sehun : I can't thmell it. Mithter, your thpirit joke ith not even funny.
Tao : No, it smelt like something is actually burning.
Kai : Maybe, Chanyeol hyung farted.
Tao : Noooo, it smelt so much like food burn.

Sehun and Kai widened their eyes.
 

Sehun & Kai : OMG! LAY HYUNG!

They ran to the kitchen to find Lay, coughing furiously while Kris extinguished the fire with the extinguisher. Lay was partly covered with smoke and everyone had to hold their laughter, for he was covered with black blotches, not wounds though.

Kris : Thank you, Lay! Thank you! You almost burnt the dorm down.

Lay : Well,  I was just in my room, WAS REALLY going to get back to the kitchen but then I thought that there was nothing I have to do in the kitchen, so, I stayed in the room.

Lay had explained like an innocent child, caught eating too much candies. Kris sighed.

Kris : Don't get to the kitchen or even near it unless D.O comes back, is that understood?

Lay nodded, defeated, while the other four laughed behind.