Note :- The 'chat' would be in green

It was yet another normal day ; where Kris and Chanyeol are left at the dorms, having nothing to do but the dorms’ chores (which were purposely left for them)

The works were divided but let’s say ; the two lazy towers didn’t even pick themselves up from their respective beds.

Chanyeol : Hyung, you have the whole dorm to clean. Get your up.

Kris : Well, you’ve got your chores too.
   Why don’t YOU get your up?

Chanyeol grumbled in frustration.

Chanyeol : Because you’re older, I have to follow your lead.

Kris : And since I’m older, I don’t take orders.

Chanyeol sighed, finding it futile to debate with the other.

Chanyeol : Fine. Don’t talk to me unless it’s necessary.

The younger pouted and left the oblivious older who just shrugged his shoulders.

Half past 12, Chanyeol was almost done with his chores when he decided that he deserves a break.

He ventured his way to the living room, switching his laptop on in the process.

Plopping himself on the couch, he clicked the tab to open their official website ; Maybe he could entertain the fans for a while.

It’s a surprise to find the older to be already there ; talking as if he wasn’t the weirdest guy from the galaxy.

ChanYeol – Hello Everyone!
          Happy Virus yeol is here.

Anonymous – Ayee, it’s Chanyeol oppa!

Angel21 – Chanyeol oppa, saranghae.

ChanYeol – Ah, I miss you all.

Kris – Chanyeol.

ChanYeol – How have you all been?

ExoFan – Never have I been so fine until now.

Kris – Are you ignoring your hyung?

Exotic007 – Chanyeol oppa, what’s wrong?

ChanYeol – Nothing’s wrong with me. I’m all fine, thank you.

Exotic007 – you’re ignoring Kris oppa.

ChanYeol – Kris? Who is he?

Kris – YA! PARK CHANYEOL!

Angel21 – ooh, someone’s not in good terms.

ExoFan – This is going to be fun.

Kris – Chanyeol,

ChanYeol – Let’s play a game, shall we?

No one knew the reason but everyone started to ignore Kris ; testing the level of his patience, of how long he could stand being ignored.

ExoFan – What game is it, oppa?

ChanYeol – AskYeol. You can ask me anything. I will answer to each one of your questions.

Kris – That doesn’t sound like a game to me.

Exotic007 – State 7 different things you like and dislike about EXO’s leaders.

ChanYeol – Suho hyung?

Exotic007 – Kris oppa too.

ChanYeol – I like everything about Suho hyung, almost everything.
   And Kris Hyung…

Kris – Aye, are you finally acknowledging me?

ChanYeol – Nevermind. NEXT.

Anonymous – Burn.

ExoFan – Apply cold water to the burnt area.

Angel21 – use ice-cube is available.

Kris has signed out

ChanYeol has signed out

ChanYeol has signed in

ChanYeol has signed out

Exotic007 – Wut the…

#Meanwhile in the living room.

Kris : PARK CHANYEOL!

Chanyeol : You scream like an ahjumma.

The leader grabbed the younger’s laptop, keeping it out of reach.

Chanyeol : Can you stop being annoying and give me back my laptop?!

Kris : Not until you talk to me.

Chanyeol : WHAT EXACTLY AM I DOING RIGHT NOW?!

Kris : Well, that’s more to screaming than talking.

The younger held his ground , ignoring the fact that Kris still had his laptop.

Kris : Okay, Fine. I will do anything you want me to.
  Just stop being childish and speak to me.

Chanyeol tapped his chin, pretending to be in the depths of his thoughts, except this time he was actually thinking before he clucked his tongue.

Chanyeol : Anything I want you to do?

Kris : Yes, God Damn it!

Chanyeol : Okay, let’s play a game with the fans.

Kris gaped at his request ; was he being serious?

Kris : That’s a piece of cake.

Chanyeol : I didn’t explain the rules. We’re going to play ‘DareKrisYeol’

Kris : What the hell?

Chanyeol : You’re not suppose to interrupt!

Kris : Alright.

Chanyeol : Rule #1 = We’re playing here, in the living room so I suggest you to bring your laptop over. I will tell you when.
Rule #2 = You have to log on, 10 minutes after I did.
Rule #3 = You have to do all the dares the fans would give us. We’ll be the witnesses of each others’ dares. 
      DEAL?

Kris : You made this up, didn’t you?

Chanyeol : Deal or I won’t talk to you.

Kris grunted.

Kris : DEAL (muttering) Do I look like I have a choice?

When Kris left to retrieve his laptop, Chanyeol quickly logged back on.

ChanYeol – Is everyone still on?

Exotic007 – Present!

ExoFan – Present!

Angel21 – Present!

Anonymous – Triple present!

ChanYeol – Good. Now, we’re going to play ‘DareKrisYeol’. Team up with me to dare Kris hyung the freakiest things he could never imagine. Who is in?

Exotic007 – That sounds dramatic but I’m in.

ALL – We’re in too!

ChanYeol – Alright, Spam the chat before he logs on!

Exotic007 – careless, careless

Angel21 – shoot anonymous, anonymous

Anonymous – Angel21 is heartless, she shot me.
         And no one who cared about me~~

ExoFan – Anonymous, you’re high.

Anonymous – I’m only 176cm high.

Angel21 – Wow, you’re really high.

ChanYeol – Really guys, really?

Kris has logged on.

Angel21 – Welcome back.

Exotic007 – Welcome.

ExoFan – They welcomed you…

Anonymous – And I’m gonna welcome you too.

ChanYeol – (.-.)

Kris – So, let’s start the game.

Anonymous – Wut game?

Kris - You didn’t tell them, Chanyeol?

ChanYeol – Nop.

Kris – Well, we’ll play the infamous ‘DareKrisYeol’ game.

Exotic007 – Oooh, that sounds interesting!

ChanYeol – okay, who do you guys want to dare first?

Angel21 – Kris oppa.

Anonymous – Kris oppae~~

ExoFan – Kris oppa.

Exotic007 – ditto.

ChanYeol – Kris hyung, pick one.

Kris – Exotic007

Exotic007 – You have to cross dress, dance to ‘single ladies’ and let Chanyeol oppa record you.

Kris – WUT?!

Exotic007 – Wut? Cross dressing is not your style?

Chanyeol rolled on the floor, laughing his off.

Kris – I’m doing it.

Anonymous – Cheers to ‘single ladies’

It took an eternity for them to complete the dare as Kris couldn’t fit any girl’s dress and that Chanyeol kept laughing at everything the older guy does.

A video has been uploaded.

Exotic007 – LOOOOOOOOOOL

Anonymous – LMAO!

ExoFan – Pwahahahahaahahahahahahahahahha

Angel21 – RLAB

ChanYeol – I’m gonna die laughing xDDDDDD

Kris – Laugh while you still can.

Angel21 – Okay, that was such a good laugh, ain’t it?
   Did you guys do the chores?

Anonymous – The laundry, kitchen?

Exotic007 – The living room?

ExoFan – Bathrooms and Bedrooms?

Kris and Chanyeol stared at each other, dumbfounded.

ChanYeol – Why do you speak like you are……

Kris – …… The members?

Suho (angel21) – Just so you know.

Baekhyun (anonymous) – We can change the usernames.

Sehun (Exotic007) - Dumb asses.

Kai (ExoFan) – Sehun takes the advantage of typing really well.

Kris and ChanYeol are now idle.

Well, they’re pretty much screwed.
It’s only Kris though because Chanyeol had done his share of work.

Kris had just to wait until all hell breaks loose.