Sly Maknaes

EXO Random Moments

The dorm was surprisingly quiet, the members were occupied with their own businesses.

Sehun and Kai were sprawled on the floor of the living room, doing their assignments.

Kai : Kris hyung?

Kris who was comfortably sitting on the couch hummed in respond.

Kai : Can you tell me the history of the great wall?

Kris sighed, as much as he wanted to explain it to the younger, he was not one who is good with words.

Kris : Listen, kid. I might be am a Chinese but I don't usually listen to histories. You should really check on the internet.
Kai : We can?
Kris : Of course, you can use my laptop.

The two younger members grinned smugly, the plan works after all.

They made their way to the leader's room and now the leader can peacefully watch without distraction.

A few hours later, Suho entered the living room, raising his brows at Kris.

Suho : Where are the kids?
Kris : Writing their assignments.
Suho : Where?
Kris : In my room.
Suho : Please don't tell me you let them use the net!

Kris frowned.

Kris : Why?
Suho : So, you did.

Suho sighed.

Kris : Yes, because Kai had asked me about the great wall so, I asked them to look up on the internet instead. Nothing's wrong, right?

By now , Kris was nervous, not sure why and the sigh that escaped Suho's lips didn't calm him.

Suho : You might want to see it for yourself.

Kris reluctantly picked himself up and headed to his room, walking so silently so that the maknaes won't hear him. As he reached the room's door, he pressed his ears to the door.

Sehun : Thee, you loth.
Kai : Whatever.
Sehun : My turn.

Kris suddenly grabbed the laptop from them.

Kris : Great wall, huh?

The two scratched their napes.

Kai : Well, the war was in the great wall tho.

Kris glanced at the game and true, it was in the great wall, the war.

Kris : How could I trust you again after this?

Sehun : Well, actually, we were thearching for the hithtory of--

Kris : I don't want to listen to anyone of your reasons. No internet for you for one whole week!

Kai : Well, there are games on our laptop though.

Kris : You're not allowed to open your laptops either.

Kai : There's an internet cafe nearby the dorm anyway.

Kris : And you're not allowed to go out either.

The maknaes shrugged and muttered a very nonchalant "okay"

Later on, that evening.

Suho : Kai, don't you have that essay assignment ; why don't you type it?
Kai : Kris hyung told us, me and Sehun, not to use our laptops nor the net.
Suho : That surely is weird,  I will talk to him.

Kai just shrugged and continued to lay lazily on the couch.

D.O, who was currently rummaging through the kitchen cabinets suddenly shouted.

D.O : SEHUN!
Sehun : YETH?!
D.O : You don't have to yell back.
Sehun : what ith it?
D.O : Go to the convenience store, here's the list.
Sehun : but Krith hyung had told me not to go out.

D.O narrowed his eyes at the maknae and the latter raised his hands in surrender.

Sehun : athk him if you want to.
D.O : Kris hyung! Suho hyung! get over here!

It didn't take long for the leaders to arrive.

Kris : What's with you and your yelling, owl?

D.O : Explain me, why did you prevent the kid from going out?
Suho : and not to use the net and laptops.

Kris : Hey, you told me yourself that I shouldn't let them use the net!
Suho : but not the laptop.

D.O : Wait, what's going on here?

By then Kai had already joined them, listening with interest.

Kris heaved a very deep sigh and began narrating the story.

D.O : So, these kids tricked you?

Kris : Yes, that's what I'm trying to say.

D.O : But did you know that it is Sehun's course to do the grocery shopping?

Suho : And did you know that Kai has an essay to type?

Kris : Are you both trying to play this "Did you know" thing?

Suho : but still, did you know?

Kris : Urgh, My GOD! 
  Fine, Fine. I'll let them do whatever they want, FML!

The maknaes high-fived at Kris' defeated self.

 

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funnysmile #1
Chapter 12: OMG!!! My poor stomach... XD
SpartAce_shipper13
#2
Chapter 17: Hye author nim! I read this in one go. It's really funny and I laugh really hard!

Yeah I agree with you. Let's support them until we die :')
jungdamy
#3
Chapter 17: I read this in one-shot xD
Actually i'm not into exo's fiction alr anymore but i cant prevent myself not to read this.
And the best chapters are the last two chapters i guess :") krisssss we miss ya!
Laumary #4
Chapter 16: my fav. is ep 4 >__<
hana231289 #5
it's sssooo funny!! i love it...!! keep up ur good work author-nim!! <3
aee_eusebio
#6
Chapter 10: OMG LMAO the interview episode is jjang XD
Laumary #7
Chapter 11: haha Chen you trolled them
Laumary #8
Chapter 10: haha..... Kai's comment
Laumary #9
Chapter 6: haha Kris and Lay are so funny