A visit to the zoo.
EXO Random MomentsThe next day, their manager had announced an unexpected day off and they were deciding as where to head off that time.
Kris : Let's go to the theater and watch some movies.
Kai : Not English movies again.
Suho : How about Myeondong? I will have the treat.
As much as the idea appealed them, they just visited Myeondong last week.
Tao : Let's go to the beaach!
Luhan : Shut up, Maknae.
They went back to figuring out the place where they would want to visit.
Baekhyun : It's weird but what about the zoo?
The other 11 heads turned to him, the zoo? quite interesting.
Suho : Alright, the zoo it is.
They got into the van, excitement blooming in everyone's expressions.
Chen : Let's sing to pass the time, guys.
Sehun : (muttering) becauthe their voiceth are amazing, doethn't mean they thould thing all the time.
D.O : What did you say, maknae?
Sehun : Nothing. Pretend that I'm not even here.
Baekhyun : Okay, guys. Let's start with..,
Kris : I think we should just play a game, you know?
Sehun wanted to thank him so much at the moment, don't get him wrong, he likes their voices, adores them, but he's totally not in mood to listen.
Xiumin : What should we play, Kris?
Kris : Not hide and seek, of course.
Kai : and we're totally not racing either.
Suho : So, what should we play?
Thinking too much made them fail to realize that they had already arrived at the zoo.
Manager : We're here, guys.
Chanyeol : I didn't remember the zoo was this near.
Manager : Could you just get your asses down already! and don't attract much attention.
They got down one by one in a file.
Manager : Okay, let's go!
Kai : Man, that guy should really stop yelling or else who would know what might happen to that throat.
Manager : I heard you, KAI!
Kai immediately rushed to the other members' side.
They passed by the monkeys' cage, the lions', the giraffes' and were now watching some circus show.
Later, they split into halves since they attract more attention than intended, when they walk as twelve.
# Side 1 - EXO -M
Lay : I told you that unicorns are real!
The other M members went to his side and respectively made a face palm.
Luhan : You, my friend, are an idiot.
Chen : Really, hyung? REALLY?! That's not a UNICORN, that's a RHINO! HOLY MAYO!
Luhan : There's absolutely no need to mention MAYO but still, Lay, by this age you should've known of RHINOS. Even Zi Tao knows what RHINOS are.
Tao : Oooouuu. What are Rhinos? Are they some type of panda?
Luhan and Chen grunted while Lay grinned.
Lay : You're wrong, Tao. They're unicorns but a bit fatter.
Luhan : I don't want to live on this planet anymore!
Chen : I don't have better reason to live here either. but Hey! I'm too awesome to die.
Luhan : Dear Lord! Please take me up!
Chen : Take him up as soon as possible, please?
Luhan whacked the younger's head.
Luhan : You're so disrespectful.
Chen : What? I was trying to help you!
Luhan : Cheeeen! I don't really want to die, OMG! what have I gotten myself into?!
He sprinted his way to Kris, who was narrowing his eyes at the tiger, leaving Chen shrugging behind.
# Side 2 - EXO - K
Chanyeol : Aww look, more Baekhyuns.
He pointed at the pigs and Baekhyun glared at him.
Baekhyun : Bish, they're pigs.
Chanyeol : Yes, but as food we call them Bacon. Your name.
Baekhyun : It's Baekhyun, not bacon, .
D.O : You two, stop arguing and get your asses here.
Suho stared at them, confused.
Suho : What were you two talking about?
Chanyeol : About lunch, Yenno, we think it's the best if we have bacons.
Kai : I don't eat Baekhyuns
Baekhyun : Is there any similarity between me and bacons?!
Sehun : Yeth.
Baekhyun : What is it?!
Chanyeol & Kai : Your names, LOLOL.
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