The Wonderous Adventures of Park Kyung and Lee Minhyuk

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There's no way in hell Minhyuk's getting home before dinner. 

Foreword

     "Park Kyung and Lee Minhyuk please report to Principle Yeonju's office the dungeon. Again. Now." Kris Wu, Mapo High's art teacher growled out on the last day of school before winter break. Kyung, who was busy flicking paint at his seatmate Lee Taemin looked up at the grumpy blonde man. He then turned to Minhyuk.      

     "What'd we do this time? It's not like we spray painted her room green again." The redhead said with a roll of his eyes. Minhyuk just shrugged, his younger friend had a knack for getting into trouble. Generally that ment Minhyuk was dragged into it too. But that was OK with him, he had been friends with Kyung since Kindergarten and he was pretty layed back. 

     "I bet Principle Yeonju is finally going to expel you two. After pouring Ghost Chili into the water fountain she should be pretty mad." Jiho, who was their classmate and Kyung's mortal enemy and by default Minhyuk's mortal enemy, spat. He had some strange grudge against Minhyuk's artistic friend. Most likely because Kyung was the only kid in school to be getting higher grades than him. Or maybe because Kyung slide tackled him one time when they were playing soccer. Nobody's really sure. 

     Nobody is really sure how on earth Kyung manages to get straight A grades either. He isn't a teacher's pet like Jiho, he doesn't have a photographic memory like Minhyuk does and most definately does not have a good attendance. Kyung was late to every class, and skipped them occasionally too. He never studied and did his Homework on the bus to school. But the fact that Kyung never tried and always trumped Jiho in academics was annoying for the bleach blonde. Maybe Jiho made it up. 

    "Dude, Yeonju is never angry at us. I bet she just wanted us to mow her lawn again. Or do something equally as stupid." Minhyuk drawled as the two slid down the banister. The duo got in trouble enough to know the school principal on a first name basis. Generally she called them down to do useless tasks. Kyung and Minhyuk never declined, getting out of class was fine by them. 

     

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flywith-me #1
Chapter 11: Literally read this to find out who the hell satan is.

OMG, poor zico at the end
sungheedaebak
#2
Chapter 11: lmfao what is this xD cute crayon pop murder, citrus king jaehyo always appear, two idiots minhyuk kyung, the tetris, bangtaaan my kookie xD and ofc... Best Absolute Pizza hahahha my goodness this is so much crack XDD
thebluewanderer
#3
Chapter 11: Ohnono it's already complete D: I really want more since I'm still a new reader. Anywaaaay I really enjoyed reading this. Can't stop laughing all throughout the story HAHAHA
Good job!!!
And yes to another Block B crack fic! I'll be waiting!!! :))
chocolakay #4
Chapter 11: so? so this is going to have a sequel? with jaehyo as the lead? finally something hyorange! lol.

the ending quite fast and rushy but overall i love all your crack stories!
SimplyStrange
#5
Chapter 11: Awwwh I'm sad that it's over T_T But all things have to end eventually... Thanks for this ridiculously funny story ^_^ Can't wait to read your next one~
SimplyStrange
#6
Chapter 10: B.A.P Woooooo!!!! Hehe it was super cute ^-^ I really lived all the different things you gave the characters. They aren't perfect and good so it's amazing and so friggin hilarious. Loved the daehyun youngjae moments. And Himchan yay~
thanks for finding time to update ^_^
SimplyStrange
#7
Chapter 9: So funny!! I'm cracking up over here :) Great homework break. thank you for writing ^_^
Eezabelle
#8
Chapter 8: POLLS CLOSED. IM GOING TO START WRITING.
gnarly
#9
Chapter 1: LMAO YOU'RE HILARIOUS
Princess P.O ehheheeh