WHAT THE HECK?!

My Enemy Is My Husband [HIATUS]

I kind of felt bad for Sehun.... So I decided to call him inside to eat with me.... Plus it was kind of quiet in the house and creepy so I walked outside to the pool.

H: Hey Se- omo *.*

He was literally glistening... He was walking out of the pool and the light hit him just soo perfectly... SHIRTLESS.... Why am I not looking away??? UGH!! GORGEOUS!! SNAP OUT OF IT...... HE'S PERFECT!!!!! What in the world am I saying! (_ _") Im such a creep.....

H: H-hey Uh... Sehun d-dinner's ready..

I said that as I was shielding my eyes from him.....

S: Like what you see?

S**t I got caught staring.... UGH!!! Am I that obvious???

H:EWW no *YEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!*! I'm only covering my eyes to prevent them from being scarred for life.... *more like preventing them to be blinded by a glorious shining body*

S: Haha whatever.... What's for dinner?

H: Kimchi ramen....

S: OOOH DID UMMA *ahem* Did umma teach you?

H: No.. My umma did..

S: Ugh.... You poisoned it didn't you?

H: Why would I? and plus I'm too lazy.... And go put on a shirt!

S: No it's too hot... And plus i know you like it....

H: EW NO!!! You ! JUST PUT ON A GOD DAMN SHIRT!

S:AISH Fine....

He got up and went to his room to put on a shirt. I hope he did... I continued eating and waited for his return. I couldn't help but to prank him back... So I quickly got up and grapped the fly paper from the cabinet and set it on his seat..... Luckily I sat down in time.

H: What took you so long?

S: Why? You missed me?

H: Shall I remind you of Mr. Bubbles?

S: B***h shut up and eat.....

H: Hey be happy I even made you dinner.

I'm surprised we were having a conversation without me beating up on him.. I went to go to the fridge to get a water bottle but we had no more.... So I called Sehun to come with me to by some.

H: Hey Sehun can you drive me to the grocery store? We need drinks.....

S: Can't you go alone? You have your own car you can drive yourself..

H: *pinches Sehun's ear*

S: OW OW OW OW OW!!! Alright I'll go!!!

We got in the car and drove off to to the supermaket. It wasn't too far from where we lived so the drive wasn't that long.... But it was awkwarrd considering that not one word was spoken... I couldn't help but laugh at the fact the fly paper was stuck on his ...

S: What's so funny?

H: Oh, nothing.... I just thought of something funny.

S: Your lies are the worst. What did you do to me?

H: NOTHING! Why can't you believe me?

S: because it's you who I'm talking to.

H: Whatever just grab a cart and let's get what we need.....

He grabbed a cart and he pushed it to the isle where the drinks were located. He grabbed the big pack of water and a few sodas and put in inside the cart. Once he got what we needed we payed for it and left... He put the drinks in the trunk and we got in the car ad left for home.... We arrived in the blink of an eye and I got the sodas while Sehun carried the water. All of a sudden he became unbalaced carrying it and kept on bumping into me. I almost dropped the sodas...

H: AISH Sehun cant you walk normally?

S: Well sorry! Your not the once holding 7 gallons of water!?! It isnt exactly light!

H: AISH! Sorry.... 

S: Can you just open the door before my arms snap?!

H: I think I'll just tke my time then.....

S: HYO JIN!!!! *bump*

He bumped me hard enough to make me fumble a bit and fall backwards. One of the soda bottles landed on my leg  hardd enough to make me tear up a bit. The 3 liter bottle of soda landed right on the bone of my leg so tht hurt like a b***h!

S: AHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH!

H: OWW!!! -tear-

S: Serves you right.... Now can you open the door?

H: Can you wait until i'm up? That f***king soda landed right on my leg you bastard... And why can't you put down the water opend the door youself ans carry it inside?! Babo...

S: UGH That's too much work! GET UP ALREADY my arms are about to fall off!

H: AISH fine! ow *step* ow *step*

S: Please jagiya hurry up!

H: eww don't call me that.. *opens door*

When I opened the door Sehun rushed in and dropped the water on top of the counter in the kitchen. I walked out to pick up the sodas I dropped. I picked it up and set it next to the water. I lifted up the leg of my pants and saw a big bruise. 

H: See what pain you cause me Sehun?! 

S: That thing is called karma b***h!

I walked over to the freezer and picked up a few ice cubes and wrapped it around in a towel and put it on top of the bruise. It stung at first but soon it eased the pain. It's almost 6 and I decided to go take a shower before it gets too cold. I stripped of my clothes and got inside the shower. I still wonder if that fly paper is still stuck on him.. I was in there a good 30 to 45 minutes. I got out and went to my room to get dressed. I walked in and screamed....

H: AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

S: AISH!! DONT YOU KNOCK WOMAN!!! AND WHY WAS THERE FLY PAPER ON mY SHORTS?!?!

Sehun was undressing and was about to take off his underwear and THANK KRISUS I screamed before he could. I quickly sheilded my eyes.

H: OMO HURRY UP!!! 

S: AISH! Calm down I'm dressed. You can look now....

H: Ok now get out so I can change...

S: Fine.

He walked and I dressed up and wrapped my hair in a towel s it will dry. Sehun went back to re-heat the ramen. After he heated it back up he handed me my bowl and we finished eating.. It was 8:00 now, so I decided to sleepsince we had to turn in the science project we worked on tomorrow and the big english test I had. I walked to the bathroom to brush my teeth and walked back to my room. Sehun was in the living room watching TV. I can hear it from the hallway "'Who ate all my blubbered-seal jerky?' 'That was food? I used it to start the campfire last night.' ' [groans] That was why the smoke smelled so good... '" Aish Avatar.... I giggled a bit and finally made my way to my bed. I got a little cozy and comfortable and I fell asleep within 5 minutes.

Do you, Oh Sehun, take Kim Hyo Jin to be your wife?

I Do.

Do you, Kim Hyo Jin, take Oh Sehun to be your husband?

I Do.

With the power vested in me, I nonw pronounce you husband and wife. You may now kissed the bride.

I woke up with lips attatched to mine and I quickly pushed him away! I looked at the clock on the desk next to me. It was 3:54 a.m. OMO! PLEASE DONT TELL ME THAT WAS SEHUN!!!

S: AISH WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!

H: WHY WERE YOU KISSING ME!!!

S: I WASN'T KISSING YOU!!

H: You... you- you stole my first kiss....

S: I DID NOT!!!

H: EXPLAIN THE LIPGLOSS ON YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!!

S: EEEEEWWWWWW!! WHY WERE YOU KISSING MEEEEEE!?!?!?!?!

H: Oh god I'm gonna need at least 50 tubes of toothpaste and 10 jugs of mouthwash to cleanse my mouth..... UGH!!!!! EWWWWWW!!!!

S: I'm gonna have to boil my mouth!!

I ran out the room to the bathroom and scrubbed the living hell out of my mouth. I knew I was clean when I saw a bit of blood on my toothbrush... 

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SEHUN'S POV

EW EW EW EW EW EW!!! HYO JIN!!! THAT BEAST!!! KISSED MEEE!!!! I ran to the kitchen and grabbed the soap bar and scrubbed my mouth. I really didnt care how bad it tasted I need the taste of HYO JIN OUT OF MY MOUTH!!!! SHE STOLE MY FIRST KISS!!!! I HAD MY FIRST KISS WITH HYO JIN!!! MY SWORN ENEMY!!!

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NO ONE's POV

 

H: NEVER SPEAK OF THIS!!!

S: I WILL NEVER PLAN ON BRINGING IT UP!!! I'm gonna sleep in the other room.....

H: Good.

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Sehun: YAY I GOT MY FIRST KISS!!! 

Cristina: Don't get too excited there's more to come.. And I don't mean kisses...

Sehun: Be happy I decided to help you with this chapter...

Cristina: YUP!! Can you call Luhan to thank the knew subs?!

Sehun: Sure! LULU HYUNG!!!!

Luhan: What?

Sehun: Thank the new subbers!!!

Luhan: Oh ok! Thank you to exotic_babies, tigerlilysakura, Waddupkreasee, alwaysandforever2695, Smentgirl,

 jiyooonie98, applelover, and nayana!!!!

Cristina: THIS WAS JUST A FILLER CHAPTER!!! I HOPE YOU GUYS ENJOYED!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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StefRamsey #1
Chapter 16: pls update it ASAP!!! this is the best angst fanfic I read ever I hope Hyo Jin can together with Sehun again
FarahStewart #2
Chapter 16: update soon ~~
Raneath #3
Chapter 16: *--* what should i do to get you continue this? T^T i love this book... (*3*) update soon, i'm waiting ;-)
1003dumz #4
Chapter 16: Oh my please come back soon okayyy *sad face*
JoleneEXO
#5
Chapter 13: SEHUNAAAAAAA
airplanes- #6
new reader.
d'awwww he forgot her
luvinkpop1234 #7
Chapter 13: Oh nooooo....he forgot about her :'(
Update soon~~~`
ilovebaekhyun985530
#8
Chapter 13: aawwwwwww sehun doesn't remember
MinKyuAegyoPrincess
#9
Chapter 13: Please update soon...I really liked this story

Hwaiting~
Saying_Im_Everything #10
Chapter 12: 0m0, the story goes so fast :D, love the way when he proposed HyoJin(so cute awwwwwww)
And Cristina-nim .__. how can u do that with my beloved Luhan T__T
anyway, I love your story, HWAITING. UPDATE SOON plzz ^^