Group: this is a mess

thebiggame: IT’S HERE Y’ALL

thebiggame: get ready to see me whip some

doubleb: now watch me whip~

gyeomthestage: omg no

otterjae: pls don’t

flyingmork: the whip died out in 2015

defsoul: die

pepijy: shouldn’t you be getting ready jillb?

defsoul: i am ready. bighit are late

flyingmork: prb namjoon’s fault

thebiggame: ARE YOU THROWING SHADE AT MY FRIEND

flyingmork: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

thebiggame: u can’t do that. namjoon is my bff

pepijy: then how come he never hangs out with you?

defsoul: i think u broke him

doubleb: oh well worse things have happened

otterjae: i think i saw bighit’s bus pull up outside the school

gyeomthestage: oh yeah i see them too

defsoul: u ready jackson?

thebiggame: yes

otterjae: good luck guys~

flyingmork: u’ll do good

doubleb: omfg im finally out of maths

gyeomthestage: hurry yo up the game is going to start soon

defsoul: yep coach is telling us to turn off our phones so we can do our pre game pep talk

thebiggame: see u guys wish us luck

defsoul: bye

pepijy: good luck

flyingmork: kick their asses

otterjae: twist their knickers

gyeomthestage: ruffle their feathers

doubleb: them

gyeomthestage: omg no

doubleb: *up

doubleb: them up

flyingmork: ur an idiot

pepijy: ok so im at the game now and there is a literal fetus walking around??

otterjae: what?

pepijy: [IMAGE]

pepijy: like is he even 3 yrs old??

gyeomthestage: that’s jungkook 

gyeomthestage: i think

gyeomthestage: he’s my age

flyingmork: he looks like 1

doubleb: prepubescent

doubleb: where is namjoon?

doubleb: nvm i see him

pepijy: he’s impossible to miss when jackson is jumping up and down next to him like a hyper puppy

flyingmork: oh i see taehyung

otterjae: ur friends with him hyung?

flyingmork: kinda yeah. we've hung out a few times

gyeomthestage: the game is about to start!

doubleb: go jackson hyung and jaebum hyung

pepijy: woo

gyeomthestage: pls like u aren’t rooting for ur husband super hard rn

pepijy: shut up and focus on the game

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Conversation: gyeomthestage, pepijy

gyeomthestage: ur dying of pride rn aren’t u?

pepijy: omg yes

pepijy: MY HUSBAND DID THAT

gyeomthestage: what is that?

pepijy: everything

pepijy: he’s slaying this game

gyeomthestage: he’s doing pretty well yah

pepijy: “pretty well”? he is CARRYING this ing match

gyeomthestage: then how come he hasn’t scored a goal yet?

pepijy: just bc u don’t score goals doesn’t mean ur not a great player

gyeomthestage: hhhmmmm debatable. he needs to score one

pepijy: leave ur father alone

gyeomthestage: sry mom

gyeomthestage: jackson hyung is really good as well

pepijy: he is great

gyeomthestage: namjoon hyung is lowkey his rival

pepijy: more like highkey. jackson literally follows him everywhere

gyeomthestage: it’s called marking u fool

pepijy: stfu i knew that

pepijy: bighit almost scored

pepijy: that player pulled jb’s shirt! i saw it!

gyeomthestage: ur right he did

pepijy: who tf does that pretty boy think he is pulling his shirt like that? that’s a foul!

pepijy: can't believe the ref didn't see that

pepijy: can u see his name on his strip?

gyeomthestage: jin

gyeomthestage: i thought they were meant to have surnames on the strip?

pepijy: we’re in south korea literally everyone has the same surname; it makes sense they’d use first names/nicknames instead

pepijy: now abt this jin hoe

gyeomthestage: omg he just pulled his shirt calm down

pepijy: but the referee didn’t see! or the linesmen! and even worse he got the ball after it!

pepijy: how dare he. this jin is the from bighit

pepijy: HA jackson got the ball off him. take that!

gyeomthestage: catfight

pepijy: what?

gyeomthestage: you vs jin: catfight

pepijy: how is it a catfight?

gyeomthestage: well ur a mom and i get those vibes from jin too so it’s a catfight

pepijy: as long as it’d a fight and i win it idgaf what it’s called

pepijy: i still can’t believe the match officials never saw and jaebum never said anything

gyeomthestage: he didn’t pull it THAT much

pepijy: he did

pepijy: THEY SCORED A GOAL

gyeomthestage: damn it that’s 2-1 now

pepijy: who scored that?

pepijy: hope? hobi? i can’t read it from here

gyeomthestage: hoe?

pepijy: no that’s jin

gyeomthestage: omg

gyeomthestage: that was actually pretty good. im laughing

pepijy: i know i can hear ur high pitched giggling from here

gyeomthestage: headlines: jinyoung is actually funny for once

pepijy: im hilarious

pepijy: when is half time?

gyeomthestage: just now. there's just 2 minutes of stoppage time left

gyeomthestage: DID U SEE THAT GOAL??!!!

pepijy: IKR THAT WAS SO GOOD AND OUT OF NOWHERE. WHERE DID JACKSON WHIP THAT OUT FROM. IT’S 2 ALL NOW

gyeomthestage: and like a second b4 half time too

gyeomthestage: what a guy

pepijy: we can’t see them now can we?

gyeomthestage: no we can’t. youngjae hyung just asked about it

pepijy: damn it

gyeomthestage: were u wanting to see ur husband?

pepijy: yes

pepijy: and jackson. that was one hell of a goal

gyeomthestage: sure was. hopefully he can pull off another one

gyeomthestage: or maybe even jbee can

pepijy: shut up he’s doing great

gyeomthestage: he is good

pepijy: he’s amazing

gyeomthestage: how long is half time?

pepijy: 15 minutes

pepijy: i’m gonna go to the toilet don’t wait up

gyeomthestage: why tf would i?

pepijy: i’m back

gyeomthestage: tf half time is over the game has started again what took u so long?

pepijy: i was speaking to someone from drama club calm urself

gyeomthestage: but u missed ur husband’s goal tho

pepijy: HE SCORED????

gyeomthestage: nope ;)

pepijy: oh wait i see the score on the scoreboard

pepijy: u

gyeomthestage: that’s what u get hoe

gyeomthestage: keep watching for ur husband

pepijy: i am. and that jin

gyeomthestage: oh yeah ur rival

pepijy: how?

gyeomthestage: he might be ur rival in love

pepijy: me and jb are already married i don’t need to worry abt people like him

gyeomthestage: he might be a homewrecker tho

pepijy: i feel like he’s too nice for that

gyeomthestage: but look how pretty he is

pepijy: ur right

gyeomthestage: big smash

pepijy: ur wrong

pepijy: like so wrong ew

gyeomthestage: right the only person u want to smash is jaebum hyung

gyeomthestage: or more like u want him to smash u

pepijy: stfu

gyeomthestage: ur not denying it and that’s what i like

pepijy: omg shut up and watch the game

gyeomthestage: i am sungjin hyung almost scored a goal

pepijy: AND NOW HE JUST SCORED ONE YEAH GO JYP

gyeomthestage: that was a hella good goal

pepijy: it was it was amazing

pepijy: even the kids from bighit admitted it lol. i heard one mutter “that was ok i GUESS”

gyeomthestage: lmao salty

gyeomthestage: 3-2. we’re sooo going to win this

gyeomthestage: OH

pepijy: U U JINXED IT BIGHIT JUST SCORED A GOAL AND IT WAS THAT DAMN FETUS FROM EARLIER

gyeomthestage: HIS NAME IS JUNGKOOK

pepijy: NO IT’S FETUS™

pepijy: AND THAT FETUS JUST CHANGED THE SCORE TO 3-3

pepijy: goddamn it it’s all ur fault u jinxed it

gyeomthestage: no i didn’t

pepijy: forget it im going to ignore u now so u don’t jinx it more

gyeomthestage: srly?

gyeomthestage: omg ur for real

gyeomthestage: u petty

pepijy: the game is almost over now

gyeomthestage: u really did ignore me for all that time smh

pepijy: how much time is left?

gyeomthestage: less than 10 minutes. like 6 or something

pepijy: it’ll go into extra time won’t it?

gyeomthestage: ya since it’s a draw

pepijy: pray for someone to score a goal

pepijy: ON THE JYP TEAM

gyeomthestage: omfg i know

pepijy: do u really tho?

pepijy: damn it that’s time basically up

gyeomthestage: oh well. it was a good game. maybe they can get another one in extra

pepijy: wait hold up jb has the ball

pepijy: he’s dribbling it up

pepijy: he’s near the goal

pepijy: that other player is in the way

pepijy: he’s gonna score!

pepijy: HE SCORED!!!!

pepijy: YEAH THAT’S MY MAN

pepijy: wait what

pepijy: what happened?

pepijy: why isn’t he moving or getting up?

pepijy: why does his leg look like that?

pepijy: is he hurt?

pepijy: why isn’t he responding to anything?

pepijy: what’s wrong with him?

gyeomthestage: i know why he isn’t doing anything

gyeomthestage: it’s because of that other player he collided with

gyeomthestage: looks like he’s been knocked unconscious