I Can't Wait To Eat Your Meat

This Is A Mess

Conversation: gyeomthestage, pepijy

pepijy: U BETTER ANSWER RN

pepijy: AND I MEAN RN

pepijy: KIM YUGYEOM WHERE TF ARE YOU

pepijy: GET UR ON UR PHONE

gyeomthestage: STFU I WAS DOING HOMEWORK

pepijy: BULL

gyeomthestage: [IMAGE]

gyeomthestage: SEE?

pepijy: OMG I GUESS U REALLY WERE DOING HW

gyeomthestage: TOLD U SO

gyeomthestage: NOW WTF DO U WANT??

pepijy: I’M HAVING A METAL BREAKDOWN

gyeomthestage: ME AND U BOTH

pepijy: UR SUPPOSED TO SAY “OH NO JINYOUNG HYUNG, MY FAVORITE, BESTEST HYUNG, WHAT IS THE MATTER?!”

gyeomthestage: THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN HOE

gyeomthestage: but for real tho what’s up?

pepijy: [IMAGE]

pepijy: that’s what’s up

gyeomthestage: ur going to his HOUSE??!!!!

gyeomthestage: i see that timestamp why tf didn’t u tell me at school today??

pepijy: i couldn’t find u anywhere u elusive

pepijy: so i’m telling u now

gyeomthestage: better late than never

gyeomthestage: but why tf are u going to his house? how did that even come up in conversation?

pepijy: we were speaking about our second song for the singing competition and he thought it would just be better to discuss it at his place. so he invited me over

gyeomthestage: wow ur really getting some now

pepijy: stfu what do i d o ?

gyeomthestage: abt what?

pepijy: about going over to his house

gyeomthestage: it’s just a house. just go over to it like you would any other house

pepijy: i can feel you grinning from here u little

pepijy: ing stop

gyeomthestage: no

gyeomthestage: i know why ur nervous and u know too u just need to admit why

pepijy: u im not admitting anything

gyeomthestage: then i guess ur not going to get any help

gyeomthestage: have fun with ur metal breakdown!

pepijy: wait

gyeomthestage: yes?

pepijy: i fvucking

gyeomthestage: u what?

pepijy: maybe i like j a little

pepijy: JUST A LITTLE

pepijy: and maybe im a bit nervous going over to his house bc of that and bc i want to make a good impression on his parents

gyeomthestage: see that wasn’t too hard was it?

gyeomthestage: though there’s no maybe about it. u like jb

gyeomthestage: ur heart goes doki doki when u see him

pepijy: ur right, there is no “maybe”. i really do like him

pepijy: like a lot

pepijy: still hate him for stealing my roles tho

pepijy: and i just don’t want to mess this up

gyeomthestage: it’s funny seeing u this vulnerable

pepijy: ur probably enjoying u sadistic

gyeomthestage: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

pepijy: i knew it

gyeomthestage: i just think it’s cute that u like someone

gyeomthestage: and that u have feelings

pepijy: the strong feeling to murder u

gyeomthestage: nah uv always had that feeling

gyeomthestage: anyway what are we going to do abt jaebum hyung?

pepijy: that’s what i’m asking u

gyeomthestage: tru

gyeomthestage: from what he’s described his parents seem to be pretty relaxed and easy going. just be urself and you’ll be fine

gyomthestage: besides ur an actor if u get nervous or scared u can always cover it up

gyeomthestage: but that doesn’t mean u should hide ur real personality. u want his parents to like u for u not what ur pretending to be to get them to like u

gyeomthestage: ur charming im sure they’ll love u if u just act urself

gyeomthestage: and don’t call their son j in front of them ffs

pepijy: i in know that u dope

pepijy: and thank u. apart from that last bit ur words were very reassuring and helpful

gyeomthestage: ur welcome hyung

gyeomthestage: i hope everything goes well for u and jaebum hyung, ur a cute couple

pepijy: really?

gyeomthestage: really

gyeomthestage: lowkey always shipped u guys together

gyeomthestage: i thought jjp was doomed to be a crack pairing but now i know it’s semi canon

pepijy: stfu with ur ship talk

pepijy: what should i wear?

gyeomthestage: “pepi”jy

gyeomthestage: shouldn’t u know that?

pepijy: ur right. i can do this

pepijy: i’ll take some pics of potential outfits and send them to u

gyeomthestage: ok

pepijy: [IMAGE]

gyeomthestage: 2 flashy

gyeomthestage: looks like ur trying too much

pepijy: [IMAGE]

gyeomthestage: too casual, looks a bit sloppy

pepijy: [IMAGE]

gyeomthestage: too old fashioned

pepijy:

pepijy: [IMAGE]

gyeomthestage: ooooh

gyeomthestage: try the pants of the first outfit with that one?

pepijy: [IMAGE]

gyeomthestage: perfect

pepijy: ok so that’s my outfit

gyeomthestage: anything else u want to ask?

pepijy: no i think that’s it

pepijy: thank u yugyeom

gyeomthestage: no problem


Conversation: defsoul, thebiggame

defsoul: jinyoung is coming over to mine on Friday

thebiggame: really???

defsoul: really

thebiggame: how come?

defsoul: to discuss stuff about the second song for the contest. he has an idea and i thought it would be easier to just do it at my house. so he’s coming over

thebiggame: ;)

defsoul: what?

thebiggame: ud never usually do this kind of thing what makes jinyoung different hm?

defsoul: he’s not different

thebiggame: suuuure he isn’t

thebiggame: u kno ive been suspicious for a while now but this pretty much confirms it

thebiggame: u like jinyoung don’t u?

defsoul: me? like jinyoung?

defsoul: no

thebiggame: you totally do! ur acting so ooc it’s not even a joke

thebiggame: u definitely like him. I can see right thru u im jaebum don’t even bother lying

defsoul: ok i like him

thebiggame: knew it!

thebiggame: that’s why u invited him over to ur house right?

defsoul: my main reason really was abt the competition

defsoul: my crush on him played a part tho

thebiggame: aw my bff is in love!

thebiggame: this is so cute

defsoul: stfu

thebiggame: u nervous?

defsoul: i wouldn’t say so. there is one part about his visit that makes me nervous but i’ll tell u about that later

defsoul: prb at the next choir practise or in the gc

thebiggame: im curious

defsoul: u’ll find out soon enough

thebiggame: ok

thebiggame: good luck with jinyoung on friday hyung~
defsoul: thank u jackson

thebiggame: i knew were lying when u said u didn’t have a crush

defsoul: im not obvious tho am i?

thebiggame: no i just know u really well

defsoul: u do. ur my bro

thebiggame: ur my bro too

thebiggame: ur my bro too

thebiggame: best bro

defsoul: best bro

thebiggame: hey best bro how long have u liked jinyoung for?

defsoul: honestly idk it just kinda happened

defsoul: when i first met him i thought he was pretty annoying and arrogant but overtime i came to saw him as cute. and as his cold + arrogant persona faded he became much more likeable

thebiggame: i agree w/ that. he’s warmed up to us a lot

thebiggame: and he’s pretty cute. i might just take him for myself ;)

defsoul: blocked

thebiggame: no omg calm down it was just a joke

defsoul: i know. i was joking too

thebiggame: thought u were

thebiggame: are u gonna ask him out?

defsoul: prb not rn. i want to see if he likes me first. i want to build up our relationship first

defsoul: and from there, if he likes me, i’ll ask him out

defsoul: and hopefully he’ll accept

thebiggame: im rooting for u bro

thebiggame: tbh who wouldn’t like u? ur great

defsoul: thanks bro

thebiggame: btw i ship u guys a lot

thebiggame: jjp ftw

thebiggame: move aside nora there’s a new love in im jaebum’s life and his name is park jinyoung

thebiggame: and from this day forward jjp will rise

Conversation: defsoul, pepijy

defsoul: all set for coming over?

pepijy: yep think so

pepijy: are ur parents running me home?

defsoul: they are. if ur parents can run u here for abt 6:30 then we’ll run you back at 10

pepijy: that sounds good

defsoul: beef ok for dinner?

pepijy: it’s great. i love beef

defsoul: i know you do

pepijy: u picked it out especially for me?

pepijy: aw thanks

defsoul: don’t flatter urself

defsoul: we had some in the fridge and i love beef as well

defsoul: it wasn’t for u

pepijy: aw ok TT

defsoul: i don’t like u like this go back to being sassy

pepijy: fine j forgive ur wife for being flattered for once

defsoul: omg wife shut up

pepijy: and did u get a babysitter for the kids?

defsoul: kids?

pepijy: jackson, bambam, mark hyung, youngjae and yugyeom. they’re like our kids aren’t they?

defsoul: they kinda r

pepijy: so did u get a babysitter?

defsoul: i did they’re staying with a buddy from the soccer team

pepijy: as long as they don’t use their heads for balls then it’s fine

defsoul: who are u kidding u would use yugyeom’s head as a football any day

pepijy: u would do the same with bambam’s

defsoul: tru

pepijy: tbh i want to kill bambam too sometimes

defsoul: why don’t we kill yugyeom and bambam together?

pepijy: how wonderful

pepijy: but wouldn’t that make us bad parents?

defsoul: u want to do it tho regardless

pepijy: u ain’t wrong

pepijy: we can kill them the next time they dab how about that?

defsoul: sounds good

defsoul: it’s almost 6:30 u coming over now?

pepijy: i am. my mom’s calling me. see u in a minute

defsoul: see u

pepiju: i can't wait to eat ur meat (♡‿♡)

defsoul: ... pls return to being a sassy sarcastic pain in my

defsoul: i am BEGGING u

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Lee-JuLyn
#1
Chapter 17: Is this the end or will the story be continued? 🥺
Lee-JuLyn
#2
Chapter 17: I'm dying. That's too cute. ❤️
AngelFish8386 #3
Chapter 14: Oh no! I had a bad feeling as soon as a role-play was suggested :( I hope things get sorted soon!
Lee-JuLyn
#4
Chapter 8: At first I was so confused about the team names XD
kang-rene
#5
💗💗💗
AngelFish8386 #6
Chapter 6: Yes JJP ship is sailing! Also that last line from JY killed me 😂😳 lol
Lee-JuLyn
#7
Chapter 6: I love the story. 🥺
AngelFish8386 #8
Chapter 5: This is hilarious and cute at the same time XD