Group: this is a mess

defsoul: im getting my cast off this thursday

otterjae: that’s great!

doubleb: about time

flyingmork: you excited?

defsoul: ya i can’t wait

thebiggame: i can’t either. we need you on the pitch. the team suffers without u

gyeomthestage: ur singing is better when ur leg isn’t broken too

pepijy: wow u two actually made valid points for once

otterjae: aw that’s so nice hyung

pepijy: how?

otterjae: ur secretly complimenting jaebum hyung. ur saying he’s a good singer and good soccer player

gyeomthestage: !!!!!

gyeomthestage: i didn’t realise that!!

thebiggame: neither did i!!

doubleb: omg parents

flyingmork: the real otp

defsoul: thanx jinyoung

pepijy: i know my existence is a blessing isn’t it?

gyeomthestage uH

gyeomthestage: no

pepijy: i wasn’t asking u

defsoul: idk if i’d call it a blessing

doubleb: rejected

otterjae: what would u call it then hyung?

defsoul: idk

defsoul: interesting maybe?

pepijy: “interesting”

defsoul: yeah

pepijy: tf is that supposed to mean?

thebiggame: ooooo jinyoung’s mad @his husband

doubleb: dramaaaaaaaa

flyingmork: are u going to fight him?

pepijy: maybe

pepijy: (and he’s not my husband)

otterjae: that means he will

otterjae: (and he is)

pepijy: he rly isn’t

gyeomthestage: he rly is

pepijy: no one asked u

gyeomthestage: well they should have

flyingmork: no they shouldn’t

thebiggame: wait who are the kids?

defsoul: what

thebiggame: in the jjp family™ are me and mark hyung kids too? bc we’re older than jinyoung

doubleb: that’s a v valid question

pepijy: ur all our children

flyingmork: how?

thebiggame: but we’re older than u tho?

defsoul: u don’t act like it

doubleb: lmaoooooo

gyeomthestage: lmaoooooo

otterjae: lmaoooooo

pepijy: good one honey

defsoul: thanks babe

flyingmork: shut tf up im jaebum i’m older than u respect ur hyungs

defsoul: yes hyung

defsoul: wait no

defsoul: im ur dad u piece of u respect me

doubleb: even if he does disrespect u jaebum hyung what are u gonna do about it? run after him?

gyeomthestage: ooOOOOOOO

thebiggame: omg

otterjae: 0_0

pepijy: how dare u

flyingmork: oh snap

defsoul: ……..

defsoul: u better pray that this appointment is cancelled bambam or you're the one who won’t be walking after this

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defsoul: bambam wished too hard

thebiggame: ????????

doubleb: ^

gyeomthestage: ^^

flyingmork: ^^^

pepijy: ^^^^

otterjae: ^^^^^

flyingmork: what happened?

defsoul: my cast is only getting taken off next week

pepijy: but we have our first performance tonight at the school concert. we need u for it

defsoul: i know i’m sorry. i explained it to them but there are other people in more critical situations than me that deserve their attention more

defsoul: plus the doctor isn't 100% sure the cast is ready to come off yet. he'd rather give it another week to make sure

defsoul: im rly sorry guys

thebiggame: it’s ok hyung it’s not ur fault

otterjae: don’t worry about it

gyeomthestage: as long as u get ur cast off that’s the main thing. and that ur healthy

flyingmork: yeah don’t stress

doubleb: we can handle it without u hyung it’ll be fine

defsoul: this is all ur fault bambam

doubleb: how is this MY fault?

defsoul: i told u “you better pray that this appointment is cancelled” and they cancelled it. it’s all ur fault

doubleb: what

thebiggame: #blamebambam

doubleb: um no?

flyingmork: #blamebambam

doubleb: no

pepijy: #blamebambam

gyeomthestage: #blamebambam

otterjae: #blamebambam

defsoul: #blamebambam

doubleb: sTOP

gyeomthestage: no

doubleb: ur supposed to be my homie how could u?

gyeomthestage: sry bro

thebiggame: can’t u just perform anyway hyung?

defsoul: i wish but my parents aren’t letting me

flyingmork: that

defsoul: yeah it does it’s really annoying

otterjae: but you’ll be alright after ur cast comes off won’t u?

gyeomthestage: u’ll be able to perform at all our events?

thebiggame: and ull be alright for the singing competition?

defsoul: yes yes and yes

defsoul: i’ll be fine u guys srly don’t worry about it

defsoul: that includes u jinyoung

pepijy: as if i’m worried about u

gyeomthestage: don’t even try to hide it

doubleb: we all know u have the hots for ur husband

flyingmork: i fell like that sentence came out dumber than it was supposed to

doubleb: “fell”

flyingmork: stfu

thebiggame: omg children stop fighting

pepijy: tf are u talking about im ur mom

pepijy: they’re not children to u

thebiggame: bambam is

pepijy: no he’s ur little brother

defsoul: youngjae is the favorite child

gyeomthestage: u just had to rub that in didn’t u?

pepijy: yes

defsoul: have u seen him? literal child of god + a sunshine

gyeomthestage: he can’t be a child of god if he’s got jinyoung for a mother

pepijy: how is it that i can make a beautiful son like youngjae and also a waste/piece of trash like yugyeom?

thebiggame: idk bad ?

flyingmork: wtf

doubleb: hyung what?

gyeomthestage: excuse me i was made w/ the best

gyeomthestage: if i had to compare myself id say i was ? maybe some dirty dancing. a or two

thebiggame: im 100% a stripper routine. iness all around

doubleb: im riding + domination

defsoul: THERE IS A CHILD HERE

defsoul: YOUNGJAE IS HERE HOW ARE YOU RUIN HIS INNOCENCE?

pepijy: ur all grounded

doubleb: tf?

flyingmork: what about me?

pepijy: pls ur not not innocent

pepijy: nice job for trying though

flyingmork: thanks i thought it was worth a shot

otterjae: i think id be vanilla

otterjae: tho maybe with some ? some whips maybe

otterjae: and leather

gyeomthestage: I JUST CHOKED ON MY CHOCOLATE MILK

thebiggame: I JUST FELL OFF MY BED

thebiggame: IM SCREAMING

doubleb: WHAT THE

flyingmork: ^ WHAT

defsoul: YOUNGJAE WHO DID THIS TO YOU

defsoul: WHO DEFILED YOUR INNOCENCE

otterjae: what?

pepijy: WHERE DID U LEARN THESE WORDS?

pepijy: WAS IT FROM YUGYEOM BC I’LL KILL HIM IF IT WAS

pepijy: ACTUALLY I DON’T CARE IF IT WAS YUGYEOM I BLAME HIM ANYWAY

pepijy: COME HERE U PIECE OF

gyeomthestage: WTF IT WASN’T ME I’M JUST AS SURPRISED AS U!!!

pepijy: I’M COMING TO UR HOUSE TO SLAP U

gyeomthestage: TF WOMAN UR CRAZY!!!!

defsoul: KUNPIMOOK BHUWAKUL

doubleb: WHAT HOW DID U EVEN SPELL THAT RIGHT?!

defsoul: I’M COMING FOR U

doubleb: hA GOOD LUCK WITH THAT UVE GOT A BROKEN ANKLE!!

thebiggame: oooooooh boy u should not have done that my friend

thebiggame: rip bambam

flyingmork: and rip yugyeom

otterjae: did u all rly think i was innocent?

thebiggame: yES

flyingmork: yes

otterjae: lmaooooooo

otterjae: no

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pepijy: that was great for a first performance!

pepijy: they loved us!

gyeomthestage: they really did!

thebiggame: we were fabulous

flyingmork: never ever sounded ing cool

otterjae: the girls called us handsome too!

doubleb: i know! finally someone besides me has recognised my beauty!

gyeomthestage: lmao u think

thebiggame: “beauty”?

flyingmork: check the mirror out u fool

pepijy: oh wait u already check urself out 24/7

otterjae: omg let him live

otterjae: we should be celebrating not roasting bambam

doubleb: THANK U youngjae hyung

otterjae: ur welcome

pepijy: roasting bambam sounds just as good

otterjae: mom

otterjae: :)

pepijy: ok for u youngjae

otterjae: thank u ^-^

defsoul: hey i saw a video of the performances that my friend took for me

defsoul: u guys did rly good!

defsoul: u covered my parts really well too

gyeomthestage: thanks hyung

defsoul: i really think we’re ready for this competition

thebiggame: ready to kick bighit’s !

pepijy: ready to kick jin’s

flyingmork: what?

pepijy: what?

doubleb: oh yeah jinyoung hyung’s rival

gyeomthestage: IN LOVE???

gyeomthestage: tbc in the next episode of jjp adventures™

pepijy: off

pepijy: anyway we’ve got something more important to talk about: we need a name for our group

defsoul: for the interschools music competition then each group that performs has to have a name. so we need one

thebiggame: jackson and his crew

defsoul: no

doubleb: bambam and his es

gyeomthestage: ooh i like that

pepijy: no u disappointments none of that

pepijy: we need something SENSIBLE

doubleb: sensible is boring

flyingmork: “seven guys”

defsoul: i agree with bambam that’s far too boring

thebiggame: u agree with bambam?

otterjae: wow that’s rare

pepijy: u know what else is rare? u idiots coming up with a suggestion that’s actually good for once

gyeomthestage: stfu our suggestions are great ur just crabby

otterjae: i like the 7 thing tho. seven is supposed to be a lucky number isn’t it?

defsoul: youngjae’s right, seven is good

thebiggame: 7 strong

pepijy: no

doubleb: 7 hotties

pepijy: no

otterjae: luck of seven?

defsoul: youngjae, truly the only person who cares

gyeomthestage: shut up im thinking

pepijy: lol that’s a first

defsoul: jinyoung we all saw that coming from a mile away

defsoul: and i like that

thebiggame: it’s good

flyingmork: but it just doesn’t pop out u know? we need something that rly stands out

defsoul: “get some luck”?

flyingmork: u just ruined it

pepijy: “seven leafed clover”?

gyeomthestage: too childish and cheesy

doubleb: 7 THOTTIES

pepijy: NO

doubleb: thot7???

defsoul no u trash

thebiggame: i kinda like that arrangement

flyingmork: same

otterjae: get7?

defsoul: hmm…

thebiggame: idk

gyeomthestage: guys i have a suggestion

pepijy: dear god save us

doubleb: what is it?

gyeomthestage: “got7”

pepijy: …

thebiggame: holy crap

flyingmork: that’s…

otterjae: such a good idea

gyeomthestage: rly? it isn’t lame?

doubleb: no

defsoul: it’s the complete opposite of lame yugyeom. it’s great

defsoul: and it’s what our group is called

defsoul: from now on we’re got7