Conversation: defsoul, thebiggame

defsoul: so I’m joining the choir

thebiggame: what???

defsoul: apparently i’m “wasting” my talent so the music teacher is making me sign up for choir

thebiggame: asdfghjkl THAT’S WHAT HAPPENED TO ME

defsoul: what?

thebiggame: teach heard me rapping one time and was like damn ur good and signed me up for choir

defsoul: man that’s weird

thebiggame: ikr?? can u even rap in a choir???

defsoul: idk man. i’m so confused

defsoul: what is life

thebiggame: food

defsoul: true

thebiggame: soccer

defsoul: also true

thebiggame: cats

defsoul: very true

thebiggame: and choir now apparently

defsoul: yeah… do u know any of the choir kids?

thebiggame: is there even anyone in it? i think it was pretty much dead last year. maybe that’s why they’re forcing us to join

defsoul: yeah maybe they’re indoctrinating us into the life of music

thebiggame: tf does ondocterneting mean?

defsoul: basically they r trying to take over our minds

thebiggame: NO

defsoul: i know

thebiggame: I WONT LET THEM. ILL THROW NORA AT THEM BEFORE THEY CAN COME NEAR ME

defsoul: YOU TOUCH NORA AND I’LL KILL YOU

thebiggame: u would kill your best friend? :(

defsoul: no bro I’m sry you know how protective I am of Nora

thebiggame: and any cat tbh

defsoul: you just said that cats were life

thebiggame: maybe i lied. about nora 2

defsoul: ………

thebiggame: i’m jOKING calm your

thebiggame: nora is great. nora is life

thebiggame: #nonoranolife

defsoul: :) thanks

defsoul: now i need to go to the music room

thebiggame: how come?

defsoul: to see what part ive been given. i’m going as soon as i’m allowed

thebiggame: ok bro good luck

defsoul: thanks bro. i’ll text u later with the results

thebiggame: ok i’ll be waiting

thebiggame: wait i havent got my part yet either. do i need to do that too?

thebiggame: bro?

thebiggame: i’ll come just in case

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Conversation: gyeomthestage, pepijy

pepijy: my moment has come

gyeomthestage: oh great ur finally admitting ur a petty lil ?

pepijy: u

pepijy: and no today is the day the announce the line up for the choir club!

pepijy: i can’t wait to found out i got the main singing part

gyeomthestage: in ur dreams u did. u sound like a dying horse

pepijy: u look like a dying horse

pepijy: and i don’t sound like that

gyeomthestage: uh yeah u do

gyeomthestage: u aint getting no main vocalist role

pepijy: u won’t get any role. u sound like a 5 yr old kid when u sing

pepijy: sorry maybe that was too insulting

pepijy: i didn’t mean to disrespect 5 yr olds like that

pepijy: ur actually much worse than them

gyeomthestage: i sound like a golden god when i sing

pepijy: lmao your hair looks pretty golden but that’s about it

gyeomthestage: my hair is great. at least i try new things unlike u mr i never dye/bleach my hair bc i think im the best

pepijy: at least i’m all natural and don’t look like the yellow bit of traffic lights

pepijy: ugly

gyeomthestage: *perfect

pepijy: ew no

gyeomthestage: can u tell me my role?

pepijy: wtf u lazy just come and find out for urself

gyeomthestage: u see thats exactly the problem. as well as having a perfect it’s also very lazy. so it can’t be bothered to come and check

pepijy: ur literally the worst

gyeomthestage: thank u i try

gyeomthestage: unlike u who doesn’t have to try to be the worst

pepijy: if i’m the worst then how come i got the main singer role in the choir?

gyeomthestage: did the teacher actually say that to u?

pepijy: … not yet

gyeomthestage: then ur not the main singer and u r still the worst

pepijy: idk where tf the music teacher is. i’m hungry for my role

gyeomthestage: ur not the main singer just forget abt it hoe

pepijy: uh yeah i am

pepijy: the teacher will be like “sry everyone but Jinyoung is by the far the best here!! you all can go home now”

gyeomthestage: you even typed your name with a capital smh

gyeomthestage: and it’s a choir not a solo act

pepijy: it might as well be a solo act bc i don’t think any of the kids the signed up can sing except for me

gyeomthestage: uhh im right here???

pepijy: exactly. no one who signed up can sing except me

gyeomthestage: r00d

gyeomthestage: but seriously crusty who else signed up?

pepijy: hold the up the teacher still isn’t here yet

pepijy: OH HERE HE IS

pepijy: finally

gyeomthestage: 10 years later

pepijy: ikr? now i’ll finally see if i got my destined part

pepijy: urgh he isn’t telling us the roles yet he said we have to wait until everyone gets here

gyeomthestage: just tell him i’m ill i can’t be bothered to come all the way to the music room

pepijy: fine

gyeomthestage: now tell me who signed up

pepijy: well there’s there’s the failure called urself

gyeomthestage: u

pepijy: your’s truly, park jinyoung

gyeomthestage: *junior

pepijy: YOU SAID YOU WOULDNT BRING THAT UP AGAIN

gyeomthestage: i lied

gyeomthestage: junior is on the rise again

pepijy: i will literally skin u if u ever call me that again

gyeomthestage: ;)

pepijy: aNYWAY there’s this kid called choi youngjae who signed up

gyeomthestage: isnt he the class president for his year?

pepijy: think so. he seems like a sweet kid. he’s here rn

pepijy: some guy called mark tuan?

gyeomthestage: mork tuna?

pepijy: close enough

pepijy: idk he doesn’t look like he can sing but maybe i’m wrong

gyeomthestage: huh i didn’t think u would ever admit ur wrong

pepijy: because 99% of the time i’m right

gyeomthestage: thats a ing lie but whatever

gyeomthestage: who else?

pepijy: coonpeeiinuok buhwcool

pepijy: kookpemmok boowaahkul

pepijy: KUNPIMOOK BHUWAKUL

gyeomthestage: tf is wrong with u?

gyeomthestage: wtf is a bahwkul?

pepijy: his NAME u dumb

gyeomthestage: u literally misspelt it twice how tf was i supposed to know?

gyeomthestage: where is he from?

pepijy: oh my god do u literally know nothing about other countries? he’s from thailand

gyeomthestage: how are you supposed to pronounce it?

pepijy: idk he said “just call me bambam”

gyeomthestage: much better

pepijy: idk bambam doesn’t really sound like name of the year to me

gyeomthestage: well it’s 10 x better than ur pathetic name

pepijy: excuse me my parents gave me this name

gyeomthestage: no as i recall u called urself junior

pepijy: U

gyeomthestage: ;) ;) ;) ;)

pepijy: moving on

gyeomthestage: u coward

pepijy: a guy just walked in

pepijy: apparently his name is jackson

pepijy: he just burst in saying “SORRY IM LATE I DIDN’T KNOW I HAD TO COME JUST NOW”

gyeomthestage: so he’s a late cummer?

pepijy: blocked

gyeomthestage:¯\_(ツ)_/¯

pepijy: we’re just waiting on one more person. apparently he’s jackson’s friend

gyeomthestage: his name?

pepijy: he just called him jb. what kind of damn name-

gyeomthestage: jb? is that short for jbee or jbutterfly?

pepijy: i think it’s short for j. he’s in late

gyeomthestage: he’s prb only 2 mins late and ur just in

pepijy: he’s actually five minutes late. nearly six

gyeomthestage: oh the HORROR *swoons*

gyeomthestage: he’s prb not even that considering u arrive at least ing twenty minutes early for everything u hoe

pepijy: ur the real horror here with that highlighter hair

pepijy: and no i do not

gyeomthestage: sry i don’t listen to jealous es and yes u do

pepijy: why tf would i be jealous of ur trainwreck of a hair color and ok maybe i do

gyeomthestage: bc i’m hot

gyeomthestage: and i know ;)

pepijy: FINALLY

gyeomthestage: ur dying?

pepijy: i nearly died of boredom waiting for this . he only just got here

pepijy: and he didn’t even apologise for making me wait!! he just went up to jackson and said “bro you’re here?”

pepijy: he’s standing right in front of u WHAT DO U THINK??!!!!

gyeomthestage: woah calm ur

gyeomthestage: why are u so het up? u on ur period or something?

pepijy: idk what ur talking about im fine. just pissed off @ this guy who walked in

gyeomthestage: who walked in…?

pepijy: who walked in 9 and a 1/2 minutes late

pepijy: it’s actually closer to 10

gyeomthestage: oh wow poor u

pepijy: i know

pepijy: now finally we can find out the roles

gyeomthestage: have fun being backup singer #10

pepijy: stfu

gyeomthestage: hehe :)

gyeomthestage: ok u havent said anything in 5 minutes and u were messaging nonstop until now whats up?

gyeomthestage: omg did u actually get backup singer?

gyeomthestage: U DID

pepijy: did NOT

gyeomthestage: u ing did why else would u not respond?

pepijy: maybe bc im trying to refrain from sTRANGLING j

gyeomthestage: what’s he done?

gyeomthestage: or prb more accurately what has he not done*?

pepijy: that HOE stole my role as main vocalist!!

gyeomthestage: LMAFO u R a backup singer!

pepijy: i am NOT

pepijy: i’m the lead singer

pepijy: ur the ing backup singer u trash

gyeomthestage: fr??

pepijy: yeah

gyeomthestage: pics or it isn’t true

pepijy: [IMAGE]

gyeomthestage: rappers???

gyeomthestage: but it’s a choir tho?????

pepijy: idk what’s going on this is a mess

pepijy: first j gets the main singing part then there’s rappers in the choir

pepijy: what’s next u become a main dancer?

gyeomthestage: i already am a main dancer

pepijy: i meant for the choir u

gyeomthestage: lmao maybe

pepijy: i honestly can’t believe this is my life rn

gyeomthestage: i can

gyeomthestage: and it’s great

gyeomthestage: but hey look on the bright side! not only jbee stole ur role youngjae stole it as well!

pepijy: u can literally go and choke on ur own tongue

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pepijy made a new group

pepijy added gyeomthestage, otterjae, thebiggame, doubleb, flyingmork and defsoul to the group

pepijy named the group choir group

pepijy: alright listen up ers

pepijy: until mr han officially decides who the leader of this choir is going to be i say it’s me so y’all better listen to me or i’ll drop kick ur asses outta this group so fast it’ll give you whiplash

pepijy: except u youngjae, ur great

gyeomthestage: who says ur the leader??

pepijy: mr han u absolute fool. he said until he finalises his decision it’s me bc i’ve got ten times more experience than all u ers

pepijy: except youngjae isn’t a er

otterjae: thanks hyung :)

pepijy: oh yeah i have no idea who tf everyone is in this chat i just added your names after the teach told me to

pepijy: all i know is i’m jinyoung, and gyeomthestage is the waste of space known as yugyeom

gyeomthestage: stfu

otterjae: i’m youngjae!

pepijy: hi youngjae :)

gyeomthestage: hi youngjae hyung

thebiggame: I’M JACKSON

thebiggame: whoops all caps

thebiggame: i’m jackson

pepijy: good 2 know

doubleb: i’m bambam y’all. i rap, i listen to music, even dance a little and i have acted before

pepijy: literally no one asked but since u act and listen to music i’ll let u off + give u more respect points

doubleb: and i also meme. speciality: dabbing

pepijy: all those respects are now gone plus a couple more

doubleb: why???

pepijy: no dabbing in my choir

gyeomthestage: “my choir”

gyeomthestage: it’s not YOUR choir yet u know

pepijy: might as well be

pepijy: anyway, someone else continue

flyingmork: i’m mark

doubleb: don’t u do acrobatics or gymnastics or something?

flyingmork: yeah i do. that’s why they call me flying mark

thebiggame: but ur name says flyingmork tho??

flyingmork: and ur name says thebiggame yet u play soccer??

thebiggame: ur point??

flyingmork: isn’t football the big game and soccer the beautiful game or the world’s game??

thebiggame: ……

pepijy: shut up jock nerds

pepijy: there’s just one person left who hasn’t introduced themselves yet

gyeomthestage: omg we know we can count

pepijy: u wish u could count

defsoul: are u going to let me introduce myself or not??

pepijy: i guess

defsoul: i’m jaebum, jackson’s best friend

thebiggame: broooooooo

defsoul: broooooooo

pepijy: gross

pepijy: anyway i hope we all get along and have a fun time in this choir

otterjae: me too!

thebiggame: one thing’s for sure is we need to change the gc name bc it’s boring af

flyingmork: agreed

pepijy: what’s wrong with it?

gyeomthestage: it’s literally just called choir group how much more boring can you be??

pepijy: well what do you propose we call it then mr sub vocalist?

gyeomthestage: uncalled for

gyeomthestage: and idk

pepijy: and ideas from you wonderful bunch?

otterjae: sorry, idk either

doubleb: neither do i

defsoul: me neither

thebiggame: nope

flyingmork: no

pepijy: well that was helpful

gyeomthestage: WAIT I THINK I KNOW

gyeomthestage renamed the group this is a mess

gyeomthestage: THERE

thebiggame: it’s accurate tho

doubleb: sure is

gyeomthestage: does that fit your standards jinyoung?

pepijy: huh for once u came up with something good in ur life

gyeomthestage: thanks