Is This A Date?

Group: this is a mess

gyeomthestage: when is the competition against bighit and the other schools?

pepijy: 2-3 weeks from now

gyeomthestage: no one asked u

pepijy: u just did tho?

defsoul: just let him have his fun

pepijy: ok

pepijy: he’s a lose cause anyway. we should work on saving bambam

defsoul: bambam can’t be saved. bambam was lost to me the moment he first spoke

doubleb: um ok rude

doubleb: i actually happen to be pretty fine

flyingmork: y is it every time u speak it’s to brag about how attractive u are?

doubleb: y is it ur always the first person to insult me other than jb hyung?

flyingmork: bc ur arrogance needs to be controlled

flyingmork: u need to be taken down from ur throne of narcissism

doubleb: never. my throne can never be destroyed

doubleb: i am the god of your universe

thebiggame: hate to break it to you buddy but ur not

thebiggame: im this universe’s god

defsoul: youngjae is the god

otterjae: can’t i be the mascot?

pepijy: ur too good for that. yugyeom can be the mascot

pepijy: the unlovable mascot that nobody likes and that annoys everyone

gyeomthestage: that’s me

thebiggame: bambam is the high maintenance pet

doubleb: u

pepijy: mark hyung is the old janitor that hates everyone and is always pissed off at something and only cares about their animal

gyeomthestage: bambam?

pepijy: no u idiot his dog

otterjae: i’m so confused why does the universe need a mascot, a pet, and a janitor?

defsoul: idk either youngjae i think they’ve all gone insane

defsoul: well bam jackson and yugyeom were insane before but

flyingmork: now jinyoung has been converted

flyingmork: i can feel all his braincells being destroyed as it happens

defsoul: tbh did he ever have many tho?

pepijy: i’m smarter than you

defsoul: oh rly

pepijy: yes

pepijy: square up with ur knowledge

defsoul: no thanks i’m going out soon

thebiggame: where you going out to hyung?

defsoul: i’m going to a movie then i’m going out for a meal

doubleb: kind of sad to do that alone isn’t it?

defsoul: i’m not going alone u i’m going out with someone

otterjae: ooh who is it hyung?

thebiggame: is it ur mom?

gyeomthestage: IS IT JINYOUNG?

defsoul: no tf

defsoul: it’s jin hyung

flyingmork: from bighit?

defsoul: yeah

otterjae: .………….

thebiggame: ooooooooh boy

Group: jjp shippers

flyingmork: ok admittedly i thought we’d this up

flyingmork: not jaebum

gyeomthestage: hgjlkdsgjhld HE’S RUINING JJP THAT ER

doubleb: gyeom calm down

thebiggame: we can still make jjp happen

otterjae: it’s not like it’s a date or anything

gyeomthestage: ARE U KIDDING ME IT’S OBVIOUSLY A DATE HE DOESN’T EVEN KNOW JIN HYUNG SO WHY ELSE WOULD THEY BE GOING OUT??!!!

thebiggame: maybe they just want to hang out? or become friends?

gyeomthestage: bull. it’s a date

otterjae: did jaebum hyung say it was a date?

thebiggame: i just asked him

thebiggame: he said he’s not sure, he’ll ask jin

flyingmork: things are getting lit yo

gyeomthestage: shut up mark hyung this is serious

gyeomthestage: jjp is in serious danger

gyeomthestage: what if the date is magical and jaebum hyung ends up falling for seokjin hyung?

gyeomthestage: then jinyoung hyung ends up sad, bitter and alone for the rest of his life

thebiggame: wow yugyeom’s so distraught he didn’t even say “well jinyoung’s already sad and bitter but”

gyeomthestage: my pain is no joke

gyeomthestage: can u hear me crying from ur houses?

otterjae: we can

doubleb: we can also read the chat

thebiggame: forget about reading this chat read THIS

thebiggame: [IMAGE]

flyingmork: what

doubleb: is that a screenshot of a screenshot?

thebiggame: yes

thebiggame: it’s a screenshot of mine and jaebum’s conversation, and within that there is a screenshot of his and seokjin hyung’s conversation

thebiggame: hang on lemme download the pic of their convo and send it again

thebiggame: [IMAGE]

doubleb: the ?

gyeomthestage: tf is up with that?

gyeomthestage: “is this a date?” “idk do you want it to be?”

gyeomthestage: NO I DO NOT WANT IT TO BE

otterjae: what a homewrecker

gyeomthestage: HE IS

thebiggame: i asked hyung for another screenshot but he won’t send me one

flyingmork: why?

thebiggame: idk. he just won’t

thebiggame: [IMAGE]

thebiggame: see?

doubleb: weird af

flyingmork: suspicious af

otterjae: “im not sending you anymore bc jin hyung hasn’t replied yet”

doubleb: fake

thebiggame: wait hold up im getting knew info

gyeomthestage: is it something to cure my depression?

thebiggame: yes

gyeomthestage: then send it my way

thebiggame: “if that’s the case then it’s not a date”

thebiggame: that’s what jin hyung sent jaebum hyung

gyeomthestage: HA TAKE THAT HOE

otterjae: why did he say that tho?

doubleb: yah what does seokjin hyung mean by “if that’s the case”?

gyeomthestage: who cares?

gyeomthestage: my ship is saved, that’s all i’m worrying about

flyingmork: wait yugyeom does jinyoung know about this?

gyeomthestage: wdym?

flyingmork: well he doesn’t know if it’s a date or not does it? in fact he prb thinks it’s a date

thebiggame: oh u rite

doubleb: u better set it straight for him

gyeomthestage: i will

Conversation: gyeomthestage, pepijy

gyeomthestage: what do you think?

pepijy: tf do you mean “what do you think”?

pepijy: “ok i’m going out for my date w/ jin hyung now. see u guys later”

pepijy: “bye hyung! take pics for us!”

pepijy: i’m ing miserable

gyeomthestage: don’t be

gyeomthestage: it’s not a date

pepijy: stfu he just called it a date in the gc

gyeomthestage: in jackson hyung’s private chat with jaebum hyung he asked him if it was a date so jaebum hyung asked seokjin hyung

gyeomthestage: seokjin hyung said “it’s not a date”

pepijy: rly?

gyeomthestage: really. he really said that. it’s not a date i swear

pepijy: then why did he call it a date?

gyeomthestage: to make u jealous

pepijy: what?

gyeomthestage: i stg that’s why

gyeomthestage: he likes u a lot hyung

gyeomthestage: he’d never go on a date with someone that isn’t you

pepijy: has he ever said that he likes me?

gyeomthestage: i honestly don’t know but i can feel he does

gyeomthestage: stop being so stubborn. make a move on him. u won’t regret it

pepijy: are u sure? what if i come onto him and he’s like “lol sry jinyoung i’m dating lord of the hoes maybe next time”?

gyeomthestage: stop insulting jin hyung u petty, jealous

gyeomthestage: he loves u not him

pepijy: “love”

pepijy: hgjkldsjfslfk

gyeomthestage: hyung

gyeomthestage make. a. move

gyeomthestage: hit. him. up

gyeomthestage: NOW

pepijy: ok ok i’ll do it soon

pepijy: after he’s finished his date w/ the homewrecker and the dust has settled then i’ll see abt hitting on him/seducing him and whatever

gyeomthestage: ok good

gyeomthestage: my otp needs to happen. u can’t let me down

pepijy: i won’t

gyeomthestage: perfect

gyeomthestage: and hyung, seriously, don’t worry. jaebum hyung does love u. not jin hyung. and if he picks seokjin hyung over u then he’s clearly a

gyeomthestage: ur a great guy

pepijy: thanks yugyeom. ur a great friend

gyeomthestage: u are too

Group: this is a mess

defsoul: i’m back

flyingmork: how was it?

defsoul: really good. the movie was rly good and the food was amazing

defsoul: i walked him home - we just talked the entire way and he’s actually really funny

defsoul: he has a cute laugh too

thebiggame: hyung ur gay is showing

defsoul: right sorry

defsoul: i walked him home, went back to my own house, told nora abt my day and now i’m here

doubleb: did u actually tell ur cat about ur outing with seokjin hyung?

gyeomthestage: no he’s joking

thebiggame: i wouldn’t be so sure about that

flyingmork: what rly?

thebiggame: rly

otterjae: i talk to coco so i can’t judge

pepijy: no one asked about his cute laugh

thebiggame: s a l t y

gyeomthestage: j e a l o u s

pepijy: d i e

pepijy: i’m not either of those things u pieces of

pepijy: why would i care about who jbald goes on dates with?

doubleb: ur not convincing anyone but sure

Conversation: defsoul, pepijy

defsoul: it wasn’t a date, just so you know

pepijy: oh really?

defsoul: yes. i told jin hyung something and he said that it couldn’t be a date bc of that reason

pepijy: and what was that reason?

defsoul: nothing important

defsoul: do you believe me? that it wasn’t a date?

pepijy: … i guess i do

defsoul: so u’ll stop being salty about me sleeping with the enemy or whatever?

pepijy: yes

defsoul: ok good

defsoul: and jinyoung?

pepijy: yeah?