JJP Shippers
This Is A MessGroup: this is a mess
gyeomthestage: I JUST CHOKED ON MY ORANGE JUICE
flyingmork: STOP CHOKING ON EVERYTHING U DRINK
gyeomthestage: WELL I WOULD IF PEOPLE WOULD STOP DROPPING BOMBS WHILE I’M DRINKING
thebiggame: the ????!!!!!!!
doubleb: oh
doubleb: hyung are SURE they had ???
otterjae: IDK
otterjae: BUT THEY’RE LYING IN BED TOGETHER & JAEBUM HYUNG’S ARMS ARE AROUND JINYOUNG HYUNG’S WAIST
otterjae: ALSO I DON’T THINK THEY’RE WEARING CLOTHES
gyeomthestage: JJP IS HAPPENING Y’ALL
flyingmork: what should we do?
thebiggame: interrogate them
doubleb: demand the truth
gyeomthestage: take pics for blackmail
flyingmork: im down for blackmail
otterjae: no
otterjae: we need to find out if they actually had first. it sure looks like they did but idk
otterjae: we need to find out
thebiggame: ok, let’s go
Group: this is a mess
doubleb: we’re in the bedroom why aren’t we talking?
gyeomthestage: bc we don’t want to wake them up
doubleb: oh ok
gyeomthestage: can i take blackmail pics now?
otterjae: don’t you have enough dirt on jinyoung hyung already?
gyeomthestage: i can never have enough
thebiggame: ok but?????
thebiggame: jaebum hyung and jinyoung slept together? and we didn’t hear them?
doubleb: maybe they didn't get to 4th base?
flyingmork: or maybe jinyoung is just quiet?
gyeomthestage: LOL
gyeomthestage: he’s not
gyeomthestage: i mean he’s a and i’ve never heard him moan in anything other than annoyance but i can tell you he’s not quiet
gyeomthestage: he’s too much of a to be quiet
flyingmork: good to know
otterjae: hm i don’t think they had
thebiggame: somebody pull back the sheet to see if they’ve got pants on
flyingmork: bambam you do it
doubleb: why me?
flyingmork: bc ur the disposable one
doubleb: um im not
doubleb: i’m irreplaceable. like diamonds
gyeomthestage: ur not pull the duvet back
otterjae: ur great bambam but ur the best candidate for this
doubleb: why can’t youngjae hyung do it? at least if he’s caught he’ll live
otterjae: i could but eh
doubleb: fine whatever
doubleb: y’all better love & praise me after this
thebiggame: we will don’t worry
thebiggame: now hurry up
doubleb: here goes nothing
gyeomthestage: they’re wearing pants
otterjae: we can see that
doubleb: jinyoung’s wearing a tank top too. jaebum’s shirtless
gyeomthestage: so they didn’t do anything?
flyingmork: i’m afraid not
thebiggame: at least we’re 99% sure they didn’t do anything
gyeomthestage: that’s kinda sad
gyeomthestage: i thought my otp had finally happened
doubleb: sry buddy. maybe some other day
gyeomthestage: maybe some day…
pepijy: you guys thought me and him had ??!!!!
thebiggame:
doubleb: i forgot you were in this gc
pepijy: im the one that started it!!!!
pepijy: you’re all ing nasty
gyeomthestage: but you DID the nasty ;)
defsoul: that was pretty good actually
pepijy: stfu jbarf
pepijy: they think we did IT
defsoul: we didn’t
otterjae: are you sure?
defsoul: yes
defsoul: jinyoung wouldn’t be walking if we had done it
thebiggame: ew hyung
thebiggame: tmi
defsoul: sry
defsoul: but srly we didn’t do anything even vaguely ual
gyeomthestage: then why were you lying like that??
flyingmork: and why did you sleep topless/only in a tank top?
pepijy: bc it was a ing hot day
thebiggame: oh yeah it was pretty roasting
defsoul: yeah so that’s why we stripped
doubleb: but y were u in the same bed?
defsoul: jinyoung got super drunk so i took him to bed. but when i took him there he wouldn’t let me go
defsoul: so i decided to just let him have his way and go to sleep with him
gyeomthestage: but YOUR arms were around HIS body
defsoul: what?
gyeomthestage: [IMAGE]
gyeomthestage: see?
pepijy: U TOOK PICTURES OF THAT U
gyeomthestage: sure did
gyeomthestage: now explain jbutt
defsoul: i never remember doing that. i must have done it in my sleep
doubleb: fair enough
flyingmork: seems legit
otterjae: so jjp never happened?
pepijy: no
defsoul: no
thebiggame: lowkey sad
gyeomthestage: highkey sad
pepijy: ur all weird asses
defsoul: except youngjae
defsoul: wait youngjae do u ship me and jinyoung too?
otterjae: ofc i do. all of us do
thebiggame: lol even u do hyung
defsoul: i don’t ship me and jinyoung why would i?
doubleb: bcuz ur married duh
defsoul: we’re not
defsoul: im married to nora
gyeomthestage: u can’t marry ur cat
defsoul: too late i already did it
gyeomthestage: ouch jinyoung you got outdone by a cat how does it feel?
pepijy: bite me
pepijy: honestly u guys are so stupid. why did u talk about me and jbilly “having ” in this gc? obviously we could just see the message later
gyeomthestage: hmm…
gyeomthestage: u know what hyung?
gyeomthestage: u actually said something smart for once
pepijy: what?
pepijy: excuse you i'm always smart, tf are you on about?
gyeomthestage: never mind!
gyeomthestage made a new group
gyeomthestage added thebiggame, flyingmork, otterjae and doubleb to the group
gyeomthestage named the group jjp shippers
gyeomthestage: hello all
flyingmork: where am i
gyeomthestage: the land of jjp
doubleb: what?
gyeomthestage: this is where we plan, plot and conspire about jjp, our no1 ship. this is where he go to talk about them instead of the choir gc
gyeomthestage: and this is how we get them together
thebiggame: i like
thebiggame: but how tf are we going to get them together? jinyoung is a stubborn and jaebum hyung is a tsundere
otterjae: that also works in reverse - jaebum hyung can also be a stubborn and jinyoung hyung is a tsundere anime girl
gyeomthestage: idk how we’ll get them together
gyeomthestage: that’s why i created this gc. so we can plan stuff
flyingmork: i doubt it’ll work
flyingmork: we’ll probably just send up making everything 10x worse
gyeomthestage: probably
gyeomthestage: but that’s why it’s so fun!!!
otterjae: ok let’s start with basics: do jaebum hyung and jinyoung ACTUALLY like each other?
otterjae: romantically
gyeomthestage: yes
thebiggame: yes
thebiggame: jaebum's told me
gyeomthestage: jinyoung hyung told me
flyingmork: they don’t know the other likes them do they?
thebiggame: no
doubleb: half the problem will be getting jinyoung hyung to believe jaebum hyung likes him back
gyeomthestage: ur telling me
gyeomthestage: that’s also why jinyoung hyung doesn’t like jin btw
otterjae: what?
gyeomthestage: the reason why jinyoung hyung keeps being so salty towards seokjin from bighit is bc jaebum hyung called him pretty once and jinyoung is a petty so he’s held a grudge against him for it ever since
gyeomthestage: there was also the shirt pulling thing in soccer but this is the main thing
doubleb: omg that’s so petty
gyeomthestage: ik. he is
gyeomthestage: i doubt he dislikes him as much as he says but still
otterjae: could we use him for jealousy?
flyingmork: not too soon though. or jinyoung will think jaebum likes jin and it’ll be over before it even starts
thebiggame: mark hyung is right we can’t be to hasty w/ the jealousy
thebiggame: that can come later
doubleb: so what should we do for now?
gyeomthestage: idk. trying to make jinyoung do anything he doesn’t want to is exhausting
otterjae: maybe we could just get them alone a lot of the time?
flyingmork: that might be a good starting point
thebiggame: when one of us has a breakthrough we can just post it to this chat
gyeomthestage: sounds good
doubleb: i’m ready for jjp
gyeomthestage: me and you both bro
gyeomthestage: ing cute couple
thebiggame: ur a fangirl
gyeomthestage: and proud of it
flyingmork: ur not going to start screaming every single time they look at each other and go “omg otppppppp!” are u?
gyeomthestage: lol no i’m not that cringey
otterjae: pls never become that
gyeomthestage: don’t worry i’m a shipper not an idiot
flyingmork: VERY debatable
doubleb: yeah u didn’t rly think that sentence out very well yugyeom
gyeomthestage: shut up i’m a genius
gyeomthestage: who was the one who thought of this gc?
thebiggame: hhmmm still debatable
thebiggame: tho it’s a step in the right direction
gyeomthestage: i know
gyeomthestage: jjp will be together soon enough. just wait for it
otterjae: i really hope we don’t mess this up
flyingmork: betting all my money rn that we up super badly and jjp’s relationship goes to
thebiggame: why would you say that hyung?!?!?!
thebiggame: we’re trying to be positive here!!!
flyingmork: hey we all need a little bit of drama
flyingmork: keeps things spicy
gyeomthestage: VERY debatable
doubleb: don’t u want jjp to get together without any problems?
flyingmork: i would like that. it’s just going to happen
flyingmork: it doesn’t matter if we help or not; they will not get together without some drama/huge misunderstanding/bull happening
flyingmork: i can feel it
otterjae: prb because jinyoung hyung is so dramatic
gyeomthestage: lmao yeah you said it hyung
doubleb: speaking of huge drama
doubleb: jinyoung is blowing up the choir gc rn
doubleb: but i can’t be bothered to read his messages so y’all know why?
otterjae: OH CHOIR PRACTISE
thebiggame: OH CRAP
gyeomthestage: i knew i forgot something today
flyingmork: and this is why i don’t trust us not to make everything worse
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