Group: this is a mess

gyeomthestage: I JUST CHOKED ON MY ORANGE JUICE

flyingmork: STOP CHOKING ON EVERYTHING U DRINK

gyeomthestage: WELL I WOULD IF PEOPLE WOULD STOP DROPPING BOMBS WHILE I’M DRINKING

thebiggame: the ????!!!!!!!

doubleb: oh

doubleb: hyung are SURE they had ???

otterjae: IDK

otterjae: BUT THEY’RE LYING IN BED TOGETHER & JAEBUM HYUNG’S ARMS ARE AROUND JINYOUNG HYUNG’S WAIST

otterjae: ALSO I DON’T THINK THEY’RE WEARING CLOTHES

gyeomthestage: JJP IS HAPPENING Y’ALL

flyingmork: what should we do?

thebiggame: interrogate them

doubleb: demand the truth

gyeomthestage: take pics for blackmail

flyingmork: im down for blackmail

otterjae: no

otterjae: we need to find out if they actually had first. it sure looks like they did but idk

otterjae: we need to find out

thebiggame: ok, let’s go

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Group: this is a mess

doubleb: we’re in the bedroom why aren’t we talking?

gyeomthestage: bc we don’t want to wake them up

doubleb: oh ok

gyeomthestage: can i take blackmail pics now?

otterjae: don’t you have enough dirt on jinyoung hyung already?

gyeomthestage: i can never have enough

thebiggame: ok but?????

thebiggame: jaebum hyung and jinyoung slept together? and we didn’t hear them?

doubleb: maybe they didn't get to 4th base?

flyingmork: or maybe jinyoung is just quiet?

gyeomthestage: LOL

gyeomthestage: he’s not

gyeomthestage: i mean he’s a and i’ve never heard him moan in anything other than annoyance but i can tell you he’s not quiet

gyeomthestage: he’s too much of a to be quiet

flyingmork: good to know

otterjae: hm i don’t think they had

thebiggame: somebody pull back the sheet to see if they’ve got pants on

flyingmork: bambam you do it

doubleb: why me?

flyingmork: bc ur the disposable one

doubleb: um im not

doubleb: i’m irreplaceable. like diamonds

gyeomthestage: ur not pull the duvet back

otterjae: ur great bambam but ur the best candidate for this

doubleb: why can’t youngjae hyung do it? at least if he’s caught he’ll live

otterjae: i could but eh

doubleb: fine whatever

doubleb: y’all better love & praise me after this

thebiggame: we will don’t worry

thebiggame: now hurry up

doubleb: here goes nothing

gyeomthestage: they’re wearing pants

otterjae: we can see that

doubleb: jinyoung’s wearing a tank top too. jaebum’s shirtless

gyeomthestage: so they didn’t do anything?

flyingmork: i’m afraid not

thebiggame: at least we’re 99% sure they didn’t do anything

gyeomthestage: that’s kinda sad

gyeomthestage: i thought my otp had finally happened

doubleb: sry buddy. maybe some other day

gyeomthestage: maybe some day…

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pepijy: you guys thought me and him had ??!!!!

thebiggame:

doubleb: i forgot you were in this gc

pepijy: im the one that started it!!!!

pepijy: you’re all ing nasty

gyeomthestage: but you DID the nasty ;)

defsoul: that was pretty good actually

pepijy: stfu jbarf

pepijy: they think we did IT

defsoul: we didn’t

otterjae: are you sure?

defsoul: yes

defsoul: jinyoung wouldn’t be walking if we had done it

thebiggame: ew hyung

thebiggame: tmi

defsoul: sry

defsoul: but srly we didn’t do anything even vaguely ual

gyeomthestage: then why were you lying like that??

flyingmork: and why did you sleep topless/only in a tank top?

pepijy: bc it was a ing hot day

thebiggame: oh yeah it was pretty roasting

defsoul: yeah so that’s why we stripped

doubleb: but y were u in the same bed?

defsoul: jinyoung got super drunk so i took him to bed. but when i took him there he wouldn’t let me go

defsoul: so i decided to just let him have his way and go to sleep with him

gyeomthestage: but YOUR arms were around HIS body

defsoul: what?

gyeomthestage: [IMAGE]

gyeomthestage: see?

pepijy: U TOOK PICTURES OF THAT U

gyeomthestage: sure did

gyeomthestage: now explain jbutt

defsoul: i never remember doing that. i must have done it in my sleep

doubleb: fair enough

flyingmork: seems legit

otterjae: so jjp never happened?

pepijy: no

defsoul: no

thebiggame: lowkey sad

gyeomthestage: highkey sad

pepijy: ur all weird asses

defsoul: except youngjae

defsoul: wait youngjae do u ship me and jinyoung too?

otterjae: ofc i do. all of us do

thebiggame: lol even u do hyung

defsoul: i don’t ship me and jinyoung why would i?

doubleb: bcuz ur married duh

defsoul: we’re not

defsoul: im married to nora

gyeomthestage: u can’t marry ur cat

defsoul: too late i already did it

gyeomthestage: ouch jinyoung you got outdone by a cat how does it feel?

pepijy: bite me

pepijy: honestly u guys are so stupid. why did u talk about me and jbilly “having ” in this gc? obviously we could just see the message later

gyeomthestage: hmm…

gyeomthestage: u know what hyung?

gyeomthestage: u actually said something smart for once

pepijy: what?

pepijy: excuse you i'm always smart, tf are you on about?

gyeomthestage: never mind!

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gyeomthestage made a new group

gyeomthestage added thebiggame, flyingmork, otterjae and doubleb to the group

gyeomthestage named the group jjp shippers

gyeomthestage: hello all

flyingmork: where am i

gyeomthestage: the land of jjp

doubleb: what?

gyeomthestage: this is where we plan, plot and conspire about jjp, our no1 ship. this is where he go to talk about them instead of the choir gc

gyeomthestage: and this is how we get them together

thebiggame: i like

thebiggame: but how tf are we going to get them together? jinyoung is a stubborn and jaebum hyung is a tsundere

otterjae: that also works in reverse - jaebum hyung can also be a stubborn and jinyoung hyung is a tsundere anime girl

gyeomthestage: idk how we’ll get them together

gyeomthestage: that’s why i created this gc. so we can plan stuff

flyingmork: i doubt it’ll work

flyingmork: we’ll probably just send up making everything 10x worse

gyeomthestage: probably

gyeomthestage: but that’s why it’s so fun!!!

otterjae: ok let’s start with basics: do jaebum hyung and jinyoung ACTUALLY like each other?

otterjae: romantically

gyeomthestage: yes

thebiggame: yes

thebiggame: jaebum's told me

gyeomthestage: jinyoung hyung told me

flyingmork: they don’t know the other likes them do they?

thebiggame: no

doubleb: half the problem will be getting jinyoung hyung to believe jaebum hyung likes him back

gyeomthestage: ur telling me

gyeomthestage: that’s also why jinyoung hyung doesn’t like jin btw

otterjae: what?

gyeomthestage: the reason why jinyoung hyung keeps being so salty towards seokjin from bighit is bc jaebum hyung called him pretty once and jinyoung is a petty so he’s held a grudge against him for it ever since

gyeomthestage: there was also the shirt pulling thing in soccer but this is the main thing

doubleb: omg that’s so petty

gyeomthestage: ik. he is

gyeomthestage: i doubt he dislikes him as much as he says but still

otterjae: could we use him for jealousy?

flyingmork: not too soon though. or jinyoung will think jaebum likes jin and it’ll be over before it even starts

thebiggame: mark hyung is right we can’t be to hasty w/ the jealousy

thebiggame: that can come later

doubleb: so what should we do for now?

gyeomthestage: idk. trying to make jinyoung do anything he doesn’t want to is exhausting

otterjae: maybe we could just get them alone a lot of the time?

flyingmork: that might be a good starting point

thebiggame: when one of us has a breakthrough we can just post it to this chat

gyeomthestage: sounds good

doubleb: i’m ready for jjp

gyeomthestage: me and you both bro

gyeomthestage: ing cute couple

thebiggame: ur a fangirl

gyeomthestage: and proud of it

flyingmork: ur not going to start screaming every single time they look at each other and go “omg otppppppp!” are u?

gyeomthestage: lol no i’m not that cringey

otterjae: pls never become that

gyeomthestage: don’t worry i’m a shipper not an idiot

flyingmork: VERY debatable

doubleb: yeah u didn’t rly think that sentence out very well yugyeom

gyeomthestage: shut up i’m a genius

gyeomthestage: who was the one who thought of this gc?

thebiggame: hhmmm still debatable

thebiggame: tho it’s a step in the right direction

gyeomthestage: i know

gyeomthestage: jjp will be together soon enough. just wait for it

otterjae: i really hope we don’t mess this up

flyingmork: betting all my money rn that we up super badly and jjp’s relationship goes to

thebiggame: why would you say that hyung?!?!?!

thebiggame: we’re trying to be positive here!!!

flyingmork: hey we all need a little bit of drama

flyingmork: keeps things spicy

gyeomthestage: VERY debatable

doubleb: don’t u want jjp to get together without any problems?

flyingmork: i would like that. it’s just going to happen

flyingmork: it doesn’t matter if we help or not; they will not get together without some drama/huge misunderstanding/bull happening

flyingmork: i can feel it

otterjae: prb because jinyoung hyung is so dramatic

gyeomthestage: lmao yeah you said it hyung

doubleb: speaking of huge drama

doubleb: jinyoung is blowing up the choir gc rn

doubleb: but i can’t be bothered to read his messages so y’all know why?

otterjae: OH CHOIR PRACTISE

thebiggame: OH CRAP

gyeomthestage: i knew i forgot something today

flyingmork: and this is why i don’t trust us not to make everything worse