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From Mummy Soo:

Hey.

What time are you back, jagi?

To Mummy Soo:

Soon, hopefully.

God, this dinner is dragging on sooo badly.

Why did I have to go to this, again?

From Mummy Soo:

Because it's a company dinner and you're obligated to be there.

To Mummy Soo:

Ugh.

I hate this so much. 

All that's happening is awkward silence because everyone is trying desperately to behave and be formal.

So I can't even crack a joke to lighten the mood or anything.

From Mummy Soo:

That sounds awful.

Wait, they let you text during these things?

To Mummy Soo:

Technically no.

Okay, not at all.

I've got Chanyeol and Kyungsoo on the lookout in case anyone gets suspicious.

Although I think Kyungsoo's going to betray me at some point.

It's just a feeling I have...

From Mummy Soo:

Baekhyun, you might get in trouble.

Go back to your dinner, we'll talk later.

To Mummy Soo:

Noooooo!

Jagi, don't leave me!

Please, I'm begging you!

I'm so bored I'm going to start eating myself...

From Mummy Soo:

Okay, first of all that's gross.

Secondly, I'm sure it's not that bad.

To Mummy Soo:

Jagiya.

Even Grandpa Jun is bored.

From Mummy Soo:

Really?

Even Junmyeon?

Okay, I take your point.

How can I help?

To Mummy Soo:

Entertain me.

From Mummy Soo:

How?

To Mummy Soo:

I don't care, just do it!

Oh God, there's another course!

THERE'S ANOTHER COURSE!

WHAT DID I DO IN THE PAST LIFE TO DESERVE THIS!?

From Mummy Soo:

Alright, calm down!

It's just more food, what's the problem?

To Mummy Soo:

What's the problem!?

It represents another half an hour I have to spend wanting to kill myself, that's what the problem is!

From Mummy Soo:

Okay, okay, I get it.

What can I do to get you through this, Jagiya?

To Mummy Soo:

Anything, just hurry before I jam these chopsticks into my windpipe.

Or get Kyungsoo to do it for me.

I'm sure he wouldn't mind.

From Mummy Soo:

Alright.