Warning: This is basically just an entire conversation about toys. You've been warned.

From Daddy Byun:

How's things, jagi?

I'm bored, entertain me.

To Daddy Byun:

Did you change your name again?

Because I seriously don't remember naming you Daddy.

From Daddy Byun:

It was me.

I thought it was fitting.

Because I'm going to be a Daddy.

To Daddy Byun:

Not yet, Baekkie.

The pills still aren't out of my system, remember?

The doctor said we'd only be able to conceive when they're totally out.

And we're not married yet.

I think our parents would prefer if we were married before the baby is born.

From Daddy Byun:

Aigoo, you're no fun, you know that?

Why do you have to be so serious?

To Daddy Byun:

Because I'm the serious one.

From Daddy Byun:

This is true.

Anyway, entertain me.

We're stuck in traffic and everyone's asleep.

To Daddy Byun:

Entertain you?

How?

From Daddy Byun:

I don't know.

Surprise me.

To Daddy Byun:

Okay...

I was actually looking at some stuff online before you texted.

From Daddy Byun:

Oh?

Fun stuff?

If you know what I mean...

To Daddy Byun:

Baekhyun, for the last time we are not buying that box full of toys.

From Daddy Byun:

I thought you were being more adventurous...

To Daddy Byun:

Not too that degree, I'm not.

Some of those things looked dangerous.

From Daddy Byun:

What about just one thing?

You know, to see if you like it?

To Daddy Byun:

For the last time I'm not looking at toys!

I was looking at possible paint schemes for the nursery.

I think we should paint it together.

From Daddy Byun:

Aww, that's really cute.

So, back to toys?

To Daddy Byun:

BAEKHYUN!

From Daddy Byun:

Hear me out, okay?

I was looking the other day and I came across a perfectly reasonable one.

To Daddy Byun:

I can't believe we're having this conversation...

From Daddy Byun:

No, seriously!

It's small enough it wouldnt be uncomfortable and co